I think we are pretty much out of the clear. Yes I woke up yesterday morning to a light coating of snow on the ground, but I feel like that was it. It has got to be because I have to wash my winter jacket that is as of now, covered in dirt and concrete so it needs to be washed. And once it is washed, it is getting packed away with all of the other winter stuff. So you see, we really cannot have any more winter jacket weather because I won’t have a jacket anymore. It must be sweater weather or warmer and that is that. Are you listening weather?

The week good, if not a bit hectic and all over. There was work, paper work, the “must not be mentioned” and no they are not done yet but must be by next Monday or else. The mr has been running around all over town doing this and that which has been a slight pain because when he is super busy and I am busy and we only have one car and my bike needs a good tune up before it is safe… Well it makes things some what difficult. But so far we have managed and there wasn’t too much arguing over car. We did manage to take a nice walk down by the lake, I also was able to sneak in a warm afternoon of clearing out the garden and picking up yard trash. The back porch is almost ready for summer living and green things are popping up all over the place making me ache for more more more. Think of it, trees with leaves. I am getting more excited every day.

Friday was a crazy day. Woke up, went to the gym with no plans other then work at the studio and having the littles over for dinner. By the time I came home I had plans to quickly make a cake before work because the littles pizza party turned into a family birthday party for Megan. So I made that cake, ran to work, moved 700lb of clay and loaded kilns. The mr picked me up with littles in tow, we ran home in time for all the family and partied partied until I kicked everyone out of the house at 7 because I was exhausted and plus Megan needed to go to Costco so she needed to leave anyway. Ha.

Yesterday, after a near sleepless night due to a racing mind, we woke up (again, to snow. BLAH), I bundled up and out we went to spend half the day pouring wet, heavy, cold concrete. I must say, pouring concrete usually isn’t the worst, but yesterday, well it was. First off, we were working in very tight quarters making moving somewhat difficult.. Secondly, I was sore from all the clay moving the day before. And I was freezing. And tired, so so tired. By mid morning my fingers and toes had tuned to ice, I was covered in so much dirt and concrete, the mr was basically rolling around in dirt (reference picture above) so was trashed worse then me, but we were getting it done. The mr was brilliant and saved us so much time and hassle by coming up with a tarp and jostle concrete mixing technique so that was good. Anyway, the concrete was all poured and it is over. (Now we wait for it to set to finish porch construction) The rest of the day was short and went by with cleaning the house. I don’t know how my family does it but there were sprinkles from the cake EVERYWHERE!

Today, after a quick romp to the gym, the library, the grocery store, and all the other little chores I need to do, the mr and I are going for a drive to look at a van. We need a work car. The life car is getting trashed, we have been having to get materials delivered (which costs money and stupid time) because we cannot fit wood and big stuff in the car, and it is just not practical for us to share. So van. A van for work, A van for cross country travel. A van for sanity. Hopefully this van is the one. Wish us luck.

Some stuff from the internet that you might care to look at.

-Thinking real hard about buying these Birkenstocks…but not sure. Any opinions?

–Stop Asking Kids What They Want to Be When They Grow Up The question forces children to define themselves in terms of work. And really, what do you consider grown up?

-Gluten sensitive? Try sourdough. Why Some Gluten-Sensitive People Can Still Eat Sourdough Bread.

–Kitchen spices look startlingly different in the wild. So pretty

–Brown is one of my favorite colors

-Got a power drill? If yes, you also have a oven cleaner. I Cleaned My Oven with a Power Drill

–All Right. Some Cats Do Fetch. Only never fetched. That would have been beneath him. But he did respond to his name. Cats Might Not Act Like It, But They Know Their Names As Well As Dogs

-I very much like this house.

-Will Kevin Costner be my neighbor? Floating cities could ease the world’s housing crunch, the UN says

–10 Things Nobody Tells You About Plywood. I love a good application of ply wood. We have plywood floor tiles in the pantry and our kitchen cabinets are plywood and they are great.

And some pictures from the week.

Kind of a spur of the moment cake situation. I was in the middle of doing some paper work and remembered that I had made plans with the littles to go bike shopping and do dinner. Usually when they come over for dinner I don%u2019t make a point to have a dessert (they are happy with a handful of chocolate chips if I have nothing) but I felt the need to have something special. I mean, bike shopping, that%u2019s a big deal and they were so excited so I wanted to have a little celebration cake thing. A, YIPPIE YOU GOT BIKES! cake. It just seemed like the right thing to do.

So I made cake. I running a little short on time (yet I still had time to take pictures%u2026.) so I went with my trusty one bowl, super easy chocolate cake. (This is everyone in my families favorite cake). Peanut butter frosting because it was right in from of me and really, it was for Coco the fat baby. He basically eats nothing but peanut butter these days. And of course because peanut butter and chocolate together are never going out of style. I cooked the cake in a loaf pan because I was just feeling loafy I guess. But This cake could totally be cooked into a cake round or square if you wanted to.

And that was that. I made that cake, they got the bikes (YEA!!!!, although I told them both that they sucked because they walked into a store and picked out bikes in less then an hour. I on the other hand have been bike shopping for more then a month and still haven%u2019t made a decision.) We then came back here to my house, biked around for a while, then ate cake (after dinner of course.)

Anyways. This cake. Rich, dense, chocolatey peanut butter goodness. Has been described as the best cake ever and like a Reese peanut butter cup. If you are into any of that, well this is the cake for you.

To the cake.

The stuff for the cake.. Flour, baking soda, salt, cocoa powder, oil, coffee, vanilla. brown sugar, and apple cider vinegar. And the stuff for the frosting. Peanut butter, butter, powdered sugar, and almond milk.

In a big bowl, whisk together the dry stuff, pinching and breaking apart any big clumps of cocoa or sugar. Then just dump in the wet.

Whisked until glossy and smooth. A perfectly perfect chocolate cake batter.

Pour batter into a greased and lined loaf pan and into the oven it goes. 50-60 minutes or so or until a tester poked in the middle comes out clean. Then pop the cake right on out. Remove cake from tin and let cool on a wire rack.

While cake is cooling, make frosting. Beat together powdered sugar, peanut butter, butter, and milk.

Fully beaten. Ready to frost a cake.

Once cake is cooled, cut in half down the middle, length wise. Then frosting the middle. (Make sure it is cooled in the middle before frosting. If it is still warm, let it cool)

Pop the top back on and frost the rest.

And don%u2019t forget the sprinkles. Went with chocolate and gold because. But you do you and use whatever sprinkles you want.

And then you eat the cake.

I ended up stick it in the freezer to hide for a while%u2026 I guess this cake cold or slightly frozen is just about the best thing ever. The littles damn near ripped my arm off trying to get seconds.

-C

makes 1 loaf cake

• For the Cake

• 1 3/4 cup all purpose flour

• 1 cup packed light brown sugar

• 1/3 cup cocoa powder

• 1 teaspoon baking soda

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1/2 cup neutral oil

• 1 1/2 cups warm coffee

• 1 teaspoon vanilla

• 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

• For frosting

• 3/4 cup minus 2 tablespoons peanut butter

• 2 tablespoons vegan butter

• 1/4 cup plant based milk

• 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar

Preheat oven to 350 and grease and line a loaf pan.

In a large bowl mix together the flour, baking soda, salt, cocoa powder, and brown sugar. Break apart any big clumps of sugar or cocoa with your fingers. When that%u2019s mixed, dump in the wet and whisk together until just fully incorporated. Pour batter into the greased pan and stick into oven.

Bake for 55- 60 minutes or until a tester poked into the middle comes out clean.

Once cooked, remove from oven and carefully remove from pan. Place on a wire rack to cool.

While cake is cooling, make the frosting. Just beat together the butter, peanut butter, and milk until nice and creamy. If you find your frosting be too thin, add in more powdered sugar, too thick, a splash more milk.

When it is cooled, cut the loaf in half length wise. Make sure the inside is complete cooled as well. I totally stuck my cake in the freezer for little bit to speed up the cooling process%u2026..

When the cake is cut and completely cooled, frost it. Spread a little less then half the frosting on the bottom layer, stick top back on, and finish the frosting. Cover with sprinkles (if you want) and then that is it.

Serve room temperature or what my people really like is served slightly frozen, which is great because I just cut the cake up and froze individual pieces making for a perfect quick dessert.

One of the mr’s little brothers really likes peanut butter cookies. He is always asking me to make them for him so this past weekend, for his 24h birthday, I did just that. Peanut butter chocolate chip birthday cookies,%u00a0 Just for him. (I know, I am the best)

After rushing home the evening before to make this awesome cookies for the boy, I waited until a decent time the next day and I shot him a text.. “Happy Birthday! Where are you?, I want to bring you cookies!”. That was at noon. I get a text back around 3… “just woke up, I’ll come get them later.” (Sleeping until 3pm.. that must have been a crazy ass birthday morning!)

Well guess what. That little shit didn’t come get the cookie that I made all special like for him so now the mr has slowly been picking them off. And the mr. says that these cookies are like magic. That they are so freaking good, probably the best peanut butter cookie he has ever had.%u00a0 (he doesn’t usually say things like that about cookies so the really must be amazing)

So if you are reading this Qui.. you have a a few magic cookies left…but I can’t promise anything after tonight.%u00a0 The sister is coming over for dinner and I’ll just give them to her for dessert……….

The stuff. Rolled oats, peanut butter, brown sugar, sea salt and chocolate chips. Also a bit of baking soda, some vanilla extract and a bit of water.%u00a0 You need no flour, eggs or butter, these cookies are all about simple goodness.

Notes. Chunky or smooth peanut butter is cool here and you can use natural or skippy.. the skippy cookie will just be a bit sweeter. And the sea salt. If you don’t have sea salt, add a teaspoon of table salt to the cookie batter. The sea salt is for the tops of the cookies and you should NOT use table salt for that.

Start by sticking the oats into a food processor and blending until your oats become oat flour.

Then dump everything else in (water first), EXCEPT the chocolate chips.

And pulse until it all comes together into a yummy peanut butter cookie dough.

Dump the dough into a bowl and now mix in the chocolate chip.%u00a0 Once you do that, stop eating the dough and stick the bowl in the fridge for 10-15 minutes to slightly chill….%u00a0

After the bout in the fridge, grab your dough and scoop out like sized balls of dough and place them on baking sheet. Give each ball a smoosh (use a fork or your fingers) and sprinkle the tops with a small little pinch of sea salt (again, if you don’t have sea salt, so not use table salt… just skip this)

And into the oven they go…

Only until slightly golden brown and just starting to look almost done….. that’s when they are done (about 8 minutes)

Let the cookies cool for a minutes on the baking sheet then transfer to a wire rack to finish.

Super awesome and super duper duper good. Made with love and good intentions for a little shit… but left to be eaten by others

But really these are so easy and fast to make. I’ll probably just end up making the boy a new batch. (again, so nice)

Have a super duper day!

-C

Make about a dozen

• 1 cup old fashion oats
• 1/2 cup warm water
• 1 heaping cup peanut butter (creamy or chunky)
• 2/3 cup brown sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/2 ish cup chocolate chips/chunks (the tiny chips work the best)
• flaked sea salt (optional)

Note. Flaked sea salt is a perfect finish for the cookie but if you don’t have it or don’t want to use it, add a teaspoon of table salt to the cookie batter but don’t sprinkle the tops with it.

Place oats in food processor ans blend until it turns into flour. Add in water, pulse, then add in the rest, EXCEPT the chocolate chip.%u00a0 Pulse until a dough forms. Dump the dough into a bowl and now mix in the chocolate chips.

Stick the dough in the fridge for about 15-20 minutes…. In the mean time, do the dishes and a little cookie dance.

Preheat oven to 350.

With a scoop or spoon. scoop out your preferred sized cookies onto a baking sheet. Give each cookie ball a little smoosh with either a fork for a pattern or just your fingers. Sprinkle each smooshed cookie with a pinch of sea salt.

Stick the cookies in oven and bake for 8-9 minutes, until just barely golden brown. Remove from oven, let cool for a minutes then remove from sheet to cool on a wire rack.

Place a cookie or two on a plate, stash the rest away (or else you will eat them all) grab a nice cold glass of some milk situation or a pipping hot cup of coffee and sit down with a good book or even a smutty magazine (no judgment here), read, eat cookies and be happy.

Enjoy!

We are back.. Woo hoo!! Did you miss me? cause I missed you guys.

The past two weeks we nutters. We traveled so hard, did and saw so much stuff. We had such a blast. I will tell you all about it with lots of pictures, but give me a few days cause I am still on crazy, sleep deprived, jet lagged brain and am still having a hard time comprehending normal world activity.. I think I am going to need the rest of the week to recover and get my head back into the real world. ( I don’t mind living in a fog for a little while, it suits me) And if my writing is a little wonky or maybe doesn’t make sense.. again, jet lag brain.

So anyways, lets talk about food. Right before we left we had a sleep over with the littles. I figured I would make them something kind of special for breakfast because I am awesome ans because we weren’t going to see them for a while. Pop tarts. Who doesn’t like a pop tart?%u00a0 These littles, they love them a pop tart. Not that long ago they went through a phase where all they wanted to eat were pop tarts (I did not support that habit). So that is what I made (a bit more healthy then the store bough ones) and yup, they were amazing (so I was told) and devoured with every sprinkle eaten and fingers licked clean. I mean, peanut butter anything is good, and banana with that is even better. Stick a little chocolate and sprinkles into with that…Everyone can get down with these

The stuff. For the crust we need some flour, a little brown sugar, salt, cold earth balance, some peanut butter, and some ice cold water. For the filling, just some more peanut butter and a couple of ripe bananas. And completely optional( kinda) chocolate spread and sprinkles to top with afterword.

Start with the crust. A big bowl with the flour, salt and brown sugar that all gets whisked together. Then cold peanut butter and earth balance go in.

Just like a normal pie crust, use a a pastry cutter or fork to cut in the fat until a crumbly mixture forms.

Then, a few tablespoons at a time, add in he ice water until the mixture starts to come together into a dough.

Dump it onto a piece of wax paper or plastic wrap and gather it together into a ball. Wrap it really tight and stick the dough in the fridge (for a least an hour, but a few hours or over night would be good)

When the dough has chilled and you are ready to proceed, grab the dough and roll it out onto a lightly floured surface. You want to try and keep it a kind of a rectangular shape and rolled about 1/2 an inch thick.

Trim the edges (bake off scraps for a little extra treat) and cut the dough in half length wise then in 6 equal sizes width wise.(you should wind up with 12 pieces)

Take one side of each pair and place on a a baking sheet. Smear each piece with a good glob of peanut butter but leaving a little boarder.

Then slice up the bananas and layer those on of of the peanut butter.

Place the tops onto the bottoms (gently) and with a fork, crimp the edges of the tarts closed. Then take the fork and poke a few holes into the tops.

Now into the oven they go.

After about 25 minutes or so, you end up with the most magical smelling, golden brown pop tart.

And because it’s a pop tart, you must drizzle on a little some thing something (nutella or chocolate spread of any kind) and sprinkles. Do not forget the sprinkles.

Ready for eating.. Peanut Butter banana greatness. Best served a little warm and with some type of cold milk (plant, nut, or cow) and eaten in front of tv watching cartoons.

These will ruin store bough pop tarts for you. Sorry (not sorry)

Have a great day guys.. Really am happy to be back!

-C

The Crust

• 2 cups all purpose flour
• 1/2 cup earth balance
• 1/3 cup smooth peanut butter
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 2 tablespoons brown sugar
• 7-8 tablespoons cold water

The filling

• 2 ripe bananas thinly sliced
• 6-8 tablespoon peanut butter

Optional toppings

• chocolate spread or Nutella
• sprinkles

Start by making the crust. Grab a big bowl, add in the flour, salt, and brown sugar ans whisk together. Then add in cold earth balance and if you think of it, cold peanut butter. Cut that into the flour with a pastry cutter or a fork and when the mixture is kinda crumbly start adding in tablespoons of ice water until the mixture starts to come together then dump the dough onto a piece of wax paper or plastic wrap, press together, wrap it all up, and stick it into the fridge. Let chill for at least ans hour or up to over night.

When you are ready for pop tarts, preheat oven to 375 and grab dough from fridge and roll it out on a lightly floured surface,%u00a0 into a large, 1/2 inch thick rectangle. Trim the sides of the rectangle and cut in half length wise. Then cut that into 6 even pieces width wise, giving you 12 pieces.

Place the 6 bottom pieces of the dough onto a baking sheet. Smear each piece with about a tablespoon of peanut butter and then top with a few pieces if thinly sliced banana. Place the top pieces on each bottom and using a fork, press the edges of the dough together. Then take fork and pop a few holes into the top to let the steam escape.

Place into the oven and bake for about 20-25 minutes or until the tarts are nice and golden brown. Remove from oven, drizzle with nutella or chocolate and cover with sprinkles.

Eat right away with a tall glass of some kind of milk

Any left over (if that happens) can be stored in the fridge for a day or two or frozen to be enjoyed whenever the craving hits you.

I am a firm believe in the healing power of food. Whenever anyone (that I like) gets some sort of medical percedure, I like to bring them something home cooked, weather it be dinner or a baked good,%u00a0%u00a0you know, so they don’t have to worry about starving to death. ( no one I have ever visited was ever starving)%u00a0Food helps you heal and food makes you happy so bringing a healing person some food only makes sense to me.%u00a0So when the mr’s aunt recently had part of her knee drilled out, cleaned out and stuffed with human cadaver bone marrow (%u00a0pretty cool))%u00a0%u00a0I baked her,%u00a0her husband, and her kiddos some muffins.

Why muffins? Well I was thinking soup or a casserole, but the mr suggests I do a baked good instead. I was going to go with a cake, but then that can get kind of annoying and troublesome with a couple of kids. Cupcakes are to cheesy and don’t send the right message of get well, (cupcakes say, run around.. sugar high!), a pie would have been nice, but I am not sure if the kids like pie. Then there are muffins.. muffins are perfect. Not terribly packed full of sugars and crap. A little more hearty, can be eaten as a snack, a dessert, or a quick breakfast, and keep for a good while. %u00a0I made them apple cause I gots a shit ton of apple and peanut butter cause protein is good and it just makes sense.%u00a0

Apple+peanut butter are BFF’s and really, what human doesn’t like peanut butter?%u00a0

So his aunt and family got the muffins, and the mr only got 1. I think he was really disappointed that I didn’t save him another one or make more. %u00a0

Oh well. I guess I can make them again, if he is lucky.%u00a0

And I feel like I should say get we’ll soon Sarrh, but this last is a badass and is already doing great,so I will just say,%u00a0Hi Sarah, looking good!

Now to the muffins!

The stuff. Dry ingredients are flour, baking packing soda cinnamon and salt. Then we have applesauce, breon sugar, oil, vanilla extract and vinegar.%u00a0For the streusel…. peanut butter, brown sugar, flour, salt and earth balance. (you could use butter if you want)

The streusel stuff goes into a bowl and gets mixed until it turns into a crumbly, soft dough and set aside.

Whisk together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon and salt in one bowl, then in another bowl, mix together he applesauce, oil, vanilla, %u00a0sugar and lastly, the vinegar.%u00a0

Fold the wet into the dry, mixing just enough until incorporated. And remember%u2026.DON”T OVERMIX!

Now scoop batter into muffin pans. Use liners, or not%u2026 I usually don’t but figured that lined muffins travel and keep a little better%u2026 plus I just found a bunch when I was cleaning out a kitchen drawer.

Streusel top those muffins!

A view from the side%u2026 Use it all, don’t be shy, the crumble is there to be eaten%u2026 Oh, and lesson learned by me.%u00a0Next time I make these I will give the streusel a little pat into each muffin, to really secure it to the tops.%u00a0So yeah, you should do that.

Now into the ove they go!

Pull out to cool when the streusel is browned, the muffins are poofed, and a tester poked comes out clean.

The smell alone will make your mouth water and you tummy growl.%u00a0

A muffin win!

Happy Friday!%u00a0%u00a0Do lots of fun fall stuff this weekend!

-C

Makes 12 muffins

%u00a0Muffin Stuff

• 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
• 2 teaspoons baking soda
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 teaspoons ground cinnamon
• 2 cups applesauce*%u00a0(recipe here)
• 2/3 cups brown sugar
• 1/2 cup oil
• 2 tablespoons apple-cider vinegar
• 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

Peanut Butter Streusel Stuff

• 1/2 cup flour
• 1/3 cup peanut butter
• 3 tablespoon %u00a0brown sugar
• 2 tablespoons %u00a0earth balance

* IF you are using homemade applesauce (you should!) A little chunky is good. Just make sure that there are no huge chunks. Also, if you applesauce is really thick, just add a bit of water to think it would. It doesn’t have to be pourable, but it should have a bit of water content to it.%u00a0

Turn oven on to 350 and either grease or line a 12 hole muffin pan

In a bowl, combine all of the streusel stuff unit it becomes a kind of crumbly dough and set aside.

In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon. In a separate bowl, mix together the applesauce,, brown sugar, oil, vanilla,, and vinegar. Pour the wet into the dry and fold in until %u00a0just fully incorporated, br careful to not over mix the batter.

Scoop equal amounts of batter into you muffin tin. Grab the streusel l topping and evenly distipute that all over the muffins, giving the topping a soft pat to make sure it stays put while baking.%u00a0

Place muffins in oven and bake for about 30 ish minutes, or unlit the streusel is browning, the muffins are poofy and a test comes out clean.

Remove from oven, pop muffins from tin, and let cool on a rack.

Serve as soon as you want. A glass of milk (plan, nut or cow) or a big old cup of joe goes really well with this muffin situation.%u00a0

I can’t stop eating these. They are like little balls of crack and I am an addict.

Frozen peanut butter grapes%u2026 I mean, I just can’t stop.

So you say you have never frozen your grapes? Well you should. It’s the only way I like to eat them anymore. %u00a0I was never a huge grape fan, but one day long ago, I discovered the wonder that is the frozen grape and it is amazing, Now whenever grapes are on sale at the grocery store, I buy way to many and end up filling our tiny little freezer with jars and bowls of grapes. %u00a0Then whenever the mister goes to grab the bag of %u00a0frozen peas for his sore back or knees, there is almost always a frozen grape avalanche. Why I don’t put a lid on those containers is even a mystery to me. %u00a0Oh, now I remember.. I want easy access.Oopen the freezer, grab a few grapes, and go on my way%u2026 not having a lid to take off makes the process a little easier.

Then one day, the frozen grape game turned into something else, something a little more decadent and even more addicting. Where it came from, I do not know. Maybe it’s some subconscious throwback to a childhood full of peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches, or maybe it’s just that fact that I think peanut butter can pretty much go with anything. But no matter why, I started dipping those frozen grapes into peanut butter and never looked back. And now when I have grapes, it’s all I want to eat.

I am warning you now, once you start making these, watch out, because before you know it, you will develop a frozen grape addiction too. And littles.. they are as easily %u00a0addicted to these as well. I have seen kids that hate grapes go totally bonkers for these. %u00a0Just so you know.

The stuff %u00a0you will need.%u00a0Washed and drained fresh grapes (green or red. I usually use red but the green were half the price and the red ones didn’t taste very grapie*) Creamy peanut butter, skewers, and a little bit of cinnamon or cocoa powder (optional)

*Note. When you are the store, try %u00a0before you buy. You know what I mean, eat a few while shopping aground. I say this because not all grape are created equal. Some taste way better than others. I have bought grapes before that didn’t taste like anything or that have really tough skins, and those just piss me off, so eating a few will guarantee that your money is being well spent and that the grapes won’t disappoint you.

Ok, so now let’s make these bad boys.

Simple simple. Two grapes per skewer (or toothpick) Lay on a wax paper covered dish or pan and stick them in the freezer until frozen. When the grapes are frozen, melt peanut butter. Take a big glob and stick in a tall skinny cup or bowl and stick in the microwave or heat in a sauce pan and then transfer to a tall skinny vessel. %u00a0Take frozen skewed grapes and, one skewer at a time, dip in the peanut butter. Cover with as much or as little of the peanut butter as you want and place on wax paper. If you are feeling feisty, add a sprinkle or cinnamon or even a dash of cocoa powder. Or, this may seem a little crazy, but garlic powder is so F*ing good.(it’s worth at least giving it a try) When all grapes are dipped, place back into freezer for another 10 minutes or so to let the peanut butter set up a bit.

Whenever your ready%u2026 Eat. And be so happy. And always keep a back stock of frozen grapes in the freezer. They are the best.

Keep it realz.

-C

Peanut Butter Freezer Grapes

the quantity is up to you, but I recommend making a shit ton!

• Creamy Peanut butter (I use organic creamy from Trader Joes, or natural skippy)
• Green or Red Grapes
• Cinnamon and or cocoa powder (Optional)
• Toothpicks or skewers

Wash grapes and skewer 2 grapes onto a stick. Place on a flat surface and stick into the freezer until frozen, which usually takes about an hour.

Once grapes are frozen, stick a big glob of peanut butter into a tall skinny vessel (Like a juice cup or a 4%u00a0oz ball jar) and warm to a liquid constancy in the microwave (about 30-45 seconds) or if you don’t have a microwave, stick in a sauce pan, warm on stove, and pour into a glass (what I do)

Remove frozen grapes from freezer and dip into melted peanut butter. Place on a wax paper line tray or pan and sprinkle with cinnamon and or cocoa powder, or not, or a few (whatever you want) and stick back into freezer for another 10 minutes.

Eat as many as you want%u2026 Make so many because you will become addicted!

I need a good snack.. Something healthy, hardy, fast, and of course, something tasty.

Rice cakes%u2026%u2026..basically a flat somewhat crispy disk of puffed rice. Kind of boring, kind of dull, kind of blah. But Add a little somethin somethin%u2026.say like this here rice cake that I smeared with peanut stock, topped with banana, sprinkled with coconut flakes and cinnamon and a few raisins%u2026well thats just freaking fantastic!

And because they are pretty much nothing but air.. there is no need to feel guilty about eating a few. Have a rice cake snack party%u2026 spreads of nut butters, bean dips, smashed fruit, avocado, mashed sweet potato, heck%u2026just some mustard or hot sauce would be nice. The list of topping goes on and on. And shelf stable for a long time to boot. I mean, you can keep a bag hanging around for quite a bit of time, just as long as you keep them air tight.

What I am trying to say is%u2026rice cakes are awesome little vessels for all things nice.

HaPPY Snacking!

-C

I needed something quick, something everyone would like and I needed it to come from food I had in the house%u2026%u2026Pretzels, peanut butter and chocolate chips turned into little nutty nuggets. A last minute christmas treat. %u00a0I have stumbled apron something that I am sure to make many more times to come. People were really into them and for real, so easy and %u00a0took so little time to make..%u00a0Fast, happy, peanut butter and pretzels dipped in chocolate, I mean, do you know anyone that would say no to that? And just because I made them for Christmas does not mean that we cannot make these for any occasion, like New Years, %u00a0maybe a birthday party or even laundry day. You can even make these as a fun afternoon activity with the kiddos.%u2026Make them whenever you need a fun little treat!%u00a0 Note%u2026.This is one of those treats that is vegan, gluten-free%u00a0(just get gluten-free pretzels) and doesn’t have a ton of sugar..Eveyone can eat them! Hooray!!!!!! (Maybe don’t feed them to a child with a peanut allergy)

Simple as this%u2026.Half a bag of pretzel rods(any shape would work)%u2026 A big scoop of peanut butter and some chocolate chips%u2026

.%u00a0%u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0%u00a0Pretzels go into the food processor and pulsed until a mostly fine crumbly crumble. Now in goes the big ol scoop of peanut butter. Pulse until mixture comes togetherGo ahead and take a bite%u2026%u2026so good right?..Start turning the mixtures into small balls..think grape sized.

Once the mixture is all rolled out, stick into the fridge or freezer for a little about a 1/2 hour to set up.

Right before you take the balls out of the fridge%u2026melt down the chocolate. %u00a0Like my make shift double boiler? I know%u2026.jealous. If you have one, use it, but if not, a big pot with water and a smaller thin metal or a glass bowl works.. The pot or bowl should fit onto the big pot, but I was having a hard time and couldn’t find any of my bowls%u2026..so i did what I could. Bring water to a boil then turn to simmer. Place chocolate in small bowl on big pot and stir until chocolate is melted, silky and smooth. Remove bowl from boiler and start to dip those balls! Reheat chocolate if needed but be careful to not get any water into chocolate or else it will seize up and you won’t be able to melt it anymore.

Drop a few balls into the melted chocolate. I%u00a0was doing 2-3 at a time. Take a spoon or spatula and gently roll %u00a0or coat entire nugget. Remove and place on a parchment lined baking sheet.

That’s it…Imperfect little perfect candy nugget truffle thingys%u2026.I sprinkled the tops with colored sugar.. you know, for a little holiday fun.. 3 simple ingredients( oil doesn’t count).. and 10 minutes of hands on time%u2026can’t get much better then that.%u00a0

Peanut Butter Pretzel Truffles

Ingredients

• 3/4 cup Peanut Butter
• 10-12 Pretzel rods
• 1 1/4 cup chocolate chips
• tablespoon coconut oil

Pretzels go %u00a0into food processor and pulse until a fine mealy constancy.. Add peanut butter and pulse until combined and is easily handled. Add a bit more peanut butter if the mixture seems to dry or another pretzel if mixture is too loose.

Line a baking sheet with wax paper. Roll mixture into small grape sized balls. Pace in the fridge or freezer for 1/2 hour.

After the balls have chilled, place chocolate chips and coconut oil into %u00a0a double boiler and heat until chocolate is fully melted. Place balls 2-3 at a time into melted chocolate, roll around to completely coat, then transfer back %u00a0onto wax paper. Once all balls are chocolate coated, sprinkle with something( if you want) and place back in fridge to set up.

Share(if you feel like it) and Enjoy!!!

.I am awesome. It’s ok for me to say that today because%u00a0this is probably the coolest and most fantastic thing I have ever made in my entire life. Phew, I had to get that off my chest.For the last week I have been thinking a lot about what holiday treats I want to make. I have been planning on making a full fledge yule log with the rolled sponge cake, the filling and the candy mushrooms and taking a whole day to do it. Well that is just not happening this season.. The next week is nutters and I have so much other baking to do that I just don’t have time to do a log%u2026bummer

Oh, but how my mind never stops.. See, it’s not the cake that I wanted to make, it was more making a cake look like a piece of wood that was appealing to me. %u00a0So I must try, or better yet, create my own version of a yule log%u2026%u2026%u2026%u2026…

Problem solved. Peanut butter, fluff, nutella and a wrap. %u00a0And oh what a piece of wood I made.(insert dirty joke here) A yule log,(or yule branch), but whatever. Its food that looks like a piece of wood. I am happy.%u00a0

Simple ingredients%u2026I%u00a0pictured 2 flour wraps because I was going to make 2, but ended up only making one, so one wrap per log works%u2026%u2026 A glob of fluff, a glob of peanut butter%u2026 A smaller glob of nutella and a sprinkle of a crunchy cereal (I used crispy rice cereal) The cereal is not essential, but it add a little bulk and crunch to the log and when eating wood, there should be a little snap crackle and pop. %u00a0If you want to make this into a vegan log, use vegan marshmallow cream. You can even omit the mallow and use a banana, or jam, or anything you want. Heck, you can make a smorgasbord of logs%u2026That would be fantastic. A bundle of logs of all different flavors%u2026.I am doing it!!

%u00a0Trim off two opposite %u00a0side of the wrap and put them aside, you are going to use one of the trimmings in a second. Smear the peanut butter, fluff, and a bit of the nutella all over, even to the very edge of the wrap.

%u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 Sprinkle the crunches on top %u00a0and then starting rolling from one of the non trimmed edges, %u00a0Try to get it as tight as you can.%u00a0

%u00a0%u00a0Take one of the scraps and smear some more peanut butter and nutella all over it(leave our the crunches) and roll. You will end up with a branch nub.%u00a0Attach the nub. I smeared more fluff to the bottom and it stuck on pretty well, but (not shown here) I took a little piece of a spaghetti and stuck it in the nub to keep it in place. If you don’t use the fluff in your log, I would use the spaghetti(It is edible and will soften from the peanut butter so you don’t have to worry about taking the noodle out)

Looks good right%u2026You can go ahead and stop here if you want to%u2026Its pretty great, but one more minute and%u2026

A bona-fid Yule log%u2026well its kind of more like a branch, but whatever.

%u00a0I used the other end of the spaghetti noodle dipped in the nutella to make the lines. I just free formed it and it really transformed the log into a LOG!!!%u00a0Just to jazz it up %u00a0I added a handful of crunchy rice with the extra glob of pb and fluff, mixed it up and made little piles of %u00a0yule log landscape. %u00a0 Added a few dried %u00a0cranberries and pistachios for color%u2026. It like taking walk through the woods. After the mister ate the crispy mounds, I sprinkled some flaked coconut around it and that looked pretty fantastic too.

Needless to say that if you make this, your day will be excellent.Make it for a friend, you will bring them joy. Its hard not to smile when looking at food that looks like wood. Happy.

These little logs would make fantastic party snacks. Fast and tasty %u2026 can’t get better than that. %u00a0Think about walking into an office party, or better yet, a school party%u2026.All the other parents will think you are awesome and then probably start to hate you..Hey, it’s not your fault that you are cool enough to read my blog.(it’s ok, you can share the website) SO make them for friends, for family, for anyone.. Just don’t try to start a fire with the logs%u2026.It might not turn out so well.

Have fun splitting wood!!!

-C

One wrap makes one log

• 1 big glob of Peanut Butter
• 1 big glob of marshmallow cream (vegan or what not)
• 1 small glob of nutella (again, vegan if needed)
• 1 medium flour wrap
• 1 handful of crunchy rice cereal
• a spaghetti noodle

Note..Use these flavors or make up you own%u2026…PB and Jam%u2026PB and Banana.. PB and Apples %u2026.Cream cheese and Jam.. the possibilities are endless.

With a sharp knife, trip two opposite sides of a wrap and set trimming aside for later. Spread the peanut butter, fluff, and nutella(or whatever ingredients you want) all over wrap, up to the %u00a0very edges. Sprinkle crispy rice all over.

Starting from one end, roll wrap leaving the seam on the bottom. With one of the wrap trimmings, spread more peanut butter fluff and nutella all over and wrap as well. Place a dollop of fluff on the bottom of the small nub and place on the roll where ever you see fit. For a better hold, snap small piece of spaghetti noodle and stick through nub into log.

For the tree markings, dip a toothpick or spaghetti noodle into nutella and lightly draw little lines on the log%u2026..And you are done. If you want to jazz it up, sprinkle rice cereal or coconut or whatever you want to make the log look more nature like, do it. .

And now its time to eat your log%u2026..

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!!

I think we are pretty much out of the clear. Yes I woke up yesterday morning to a light coating of snow on the ground, but I feel like that was it. It has got to be because I have to wash my winter jacket that is as of now, covered in dirt and concrete so it needs to be washed. And once it is washed, it is getting packed away with all of the other winter stuff. So you see, we really cannot have any more winter jacket weather because I won%u2019t have a jacket anymore. It must be sweater weather or warmer and that is that. Are you listening weather?

The week good, if not a bit hectic and all over. There was work, paper work, the %u201cmust not be mentioned%u201d and no they are not done yet but must be by next Monday or else. The mr has been running around all over town doing this and that which has been a slight pain because when he is super busy and I am busy and we only have one car and my bike needs a good tune up before it is safe%u2026 Well it makes things some what difficult. But so far we have managed and there wasn%u2019t too much arguing over car. We did manage to take a nice walk down by the lake, I also was able to sneak in a warm afternoon of clearing out the garden and picking up yard trash. The back porch is almost ready for summer living and green things are popping up all over the place making me ache for more more more. Think of it, trees with leaves. I am getting more excited every day.

Friday was a crazy day. Woke up, went to the gym with no plans other then work at the studio and having the littles over for dinner. By the time I came home I had plans to quickly make a cake before work because the littles pizza party turned into a family birthday party for Megan. So I made that cake, ran to work, moved 700lb of clay and loaded kilns. The mr picked me up with littles in tow, we ran home in time for all the family and partied partied until I kicked everyone out of the house at 7 because I was exhausted and plus Megan needed to go to Costco so she needed to leave anyway. Ha.

Yesterday, after a near sleepless night due to a racing mind, we woke up (again, to snow. BLAH), I bundled up and out we went to spend half the day pouring wet, heavy, cold concrete. I must say, pouring concrete usually isn%u2019t the worst, but yesterday, well it was. First off, we were working in very tight quarters making moving somewhat difficult.. Secondly, I was sore from all the clay moving the day before. And I was freezing. And tired, so so tired. By mid morning my fingers and toes had tuned to ice, I was covered in so much dirt and concrete, the mr was basically rolling around in dirt (reference picture above) so was trashed worse then me, but we were getting it done. The mr was brilliant and saved us so much time and hassle by coming up with a tarp and jostle concrete mixing technique so that was good. Anyway, the concrete was all poured and it is over. (Now we wait for it to set to finish porch construction) The rest of the day was short and went by with cleaning the house. I don%u2019t know how my family does it but there were sprinkles from the cake EVERYWHERE!

Today, after a quick romp to the gym, the library, the grocery store, and all the other little chores I need to do, the mr and I are going for a drive to look at a van. We need a work car. The life car is getting trashed, we have been having to get materials delivered (which costs money and stupid time) because we cannot fit wood and big stuff in the car, and it is just not practical for us to share. So van. A van for work, A van for cross country travel. A van for sanity. Hopefully this van is the one. Wish us luck.

Some stuff from the internet that you might care to look at.

-Thinking real hard about buying these Birkenstocks%u2026but not sure. Any opinions?

–Stop Asking Kids What They Want to Be When They Grow Up The question forces children to define themselves in terms of work. And really, what do you consider grown up?

-Gluten sensitive? Try sourdough. Why Some Gluten-Sensitive People Can Still Eat Sourdough Bread.

–Kitchen spices look startlingly different in the wild. So pretty

–Brown is one of my favorite colors

-Got a power drill? If yes, you also have a oven cleaner. I Cleaned My Oven with a Power Drill

–All Right. Some Cats Do Fetch. Only never fetched. That would have been beneath him. But he did respond to his name. Cats Might Not Act Like It, But They Know Their Names As Well As Dogs

-I very much like this house.

-Will Kevin Costner be my neighbor? Floating cities could ease the world%u2019s housing crunch, the UN says

–10 Things Nobody Tells You About Plywood. I love a good application of ply wood. We have plywood floor tiles in the pantry and our kitchen cabinets are plywood and they are great.

And some pictures from the week.

I can%u2019t remember the last time I have gone a day without eating lentils. Seriously, even when we travel I buy or bring along a bag of lentils. Or when we are camping, its basically all we eat. So it is safe to say that I know my way around a lentil or two. They are probably my favorite food (I say that about all my favorites)

Other then lentils being amazing delicious, the are so versatile. I am sure I say it all the time, but there is nothing you cannot make with lentils, sweet or savory. And nutritional as all heck. So much iron and a super amount of protein. Lentils are basically the perfect food in tiny little coin shaped form. Take it from this vegan lady here. Lentils help keep me alive. HA.

But enough about how many lentils I eat, what we need to address is this chili. It doesn%u2019t matter if you are a lentil feen or not, you will very much enjoy yourself a big bowl of this hearty, slightly spicy, warming goodness. Especially now, when it%u2019s cold outside and the days are short and you just want to eat something filling and healthy and that is not left over holiday cookies. And big bonus, this is a chili that you could come home to start at 5 and basically have it ready to eat by 6. That is just one bit of the magic of lentils, they so cook so fast.

And it%u2019s chili and chili is the best so you really should just get it made. It%u2019s what you need, I can tell.

To all the lentil goodness!

The stuff. Green lentils, crushed tomatoes, a cubanelle pepper, an onion, a couple carrots, and some cauliflower. Also a few cloves or garlic, cumin, chili powder, ground ginger, a red jalape%u00f1o, and salt and pepper.

Get started by small choping the carrot, onion, and pepper. Mince up the garlic too.

Grab that jalape%u00f1o and remove steam (and seeds if you want heat) and dice into very very small piece.

Into a big old pot it all goes, along with the cauliflower and all the spices. Add a splash of water and a sprinkle of salt and pepper and stick it on the stove for a few minutes to warm up the veggies and spices.

Looking good.. So good I wanted to eat it all, but don%u2019t, it%u2019s for the chili.

Now add all the tomatoes and water and place back on stove on high heat until it starts to boil, then reduce heat to a medium and cook until lentils are tender.

Well look at that, chili.

And why not top with a little avocado while you are at it. It is a very good addition, to the spiciness.

Very little amount of works for such great rewards. Probably going to be your new favorite chili recipe just so you know.

Lentil chili. Grab a bowl, kick up your feet, and dig on it.

-C

makes a lot of chili, like 10-12 servings

• 1 pound green lentils

• 1 large onion

• 5-6 cloves or garlic

• 1 cubanelle pepper (or any green or sweet pepper)

• 2 large carrots

• 3 cups chopped cauliflower (fresh or frozen)

• 6 cups (two 28 oz cans) crushed tomatoes

• 2 hefty tablespoons cumin

• 1 hefty tablespoon chili powder

• 1 teaspoon ground ginger

• 1 jalape%u00f1o pepper

• 6-8 cups water

• salt and pepper

• diced avocado for serving (optional)

Remove steam and seeds from cubanelle pepper and small dice it along with the carrots and onion then place int all nto a large heavy bottom pot. Mince the garlic add into pot. Remove steam and seeds from jalape%u00f1o pepper and finely dice it and add to pot. Last but not least, add the spices to the mix. Add a splash of water and place on high heat and cook the veggies and spices until for 5 or so minutes, just to give them a little heads start and to activate the spices.

Once the veggies have had a few minutes of heat, dump in the dried lentils, the tomatoes, and 6 cups of water. Stir around and keep on high heat until it starts to boil then turn down to medium and continue to cook, stirring once in a while, until the lentils are tender and the chili has thickened, which should take about 35-40 minutes. If at any time you the lentils are not submerged in liquid but are not cooke through, add more water. And once the lentils are cooked you can thicken bu continuing to cooke does or thin it out by adding more water. Taste soup and season with salt and pepper as you see fit.

To serves, ladle into bowls and tope with diced avocado.

Left overs are fantastic hot or cold and will last in the fridge for about a week. Or if you want, you can freeze a few servings.

Another week come and gone. The month of February is already flying by and I would be lying if I said I cared, because I kind of don’t. It’s not that I am not appreciative of every day and all that good stuff, but I am,%u00a0and more so everyone around me, are in the midst of some serious winter crazy. It happens, and I accept it,%u00a0but I just want to open all windows, stop having to wear all the layers,%u00a0sleep under a tree, and get away from all the people.%u00a0I could do all that now, but then I would be really cold , so I wait, and I deal with all the crazy. At least I like winter weather and have been able to escape outside when I need to. But I think that hardest part for me right now it food. I miss freshy fresh food. This is probably my slimmest month for food, which is basically all roots.%u00a0%u00a0I have gone through pretty much all of my back stock of frozen and canned stuff from last summer. I have already gone through all my farm share which %u00a0is basically all roots and hasn’t had much for greens lately and probably won’t for another few weeks. I am starting to really crave the fresh stuff, more greens, beans, tomatoes, eggplants, you know, the spring and summer stuff.%u00a0Yeah sure I can go buy that food at the grocery store, but it is all %u00a0out of season and would probably taste like shit so I will settle for bitching a little here and wait for the good stuff to be more in season. That is the natural thing to do.%u00a0

Enough of the bitching because it really hasn’t been a bad week. %u00a0The mr and I went for a little hike in the woods which was just so very very nice. Did a bit of babysitting of just the baby. (he is obsessed with his Woody and Jessie calls.. so dang cute)%u00a0We hung out with the bigger littles and talked lofted bed building, and my mom and Barb came over to eat the cutest little heart jam hand pies. The mr got his new mud hawk which he now carries around the house everywhere with him and has also been bringing home more and more tools to add to the collection on the back porch (aka, the wooden spoon carving work shop) %u00a0He is now officially obsessed.%u00a0

The Olympics started and I have sound myself on more then one occasion watching the people do the craziest of things.(are you watching?)%u00a0I never used to really care but I don’t know, I found myself a little more interested this year, especially in the figure skating. Those athletes are beasts.%u00a0How the heck they do what they do %u00a0it is beyond me. I guess that is why we watch them right?%u00a0

I was talking last week about how I wanted to start painting everything. Well I haven’t painted everything, but I did paint the kids rooms cave a really dark blue. I am really excited to finish painting all the stars and set the room up more for the kids and also so that the mr and I can use it a bit too. %u00a0House projects.. I am trying to not get myself to deep into anything right now, at least until I can open the windows to air out the fumes. (paint fumes are not joke)%u00a0

I am not are whats going on today. The mr is running around, doing some %u00a0landlord stuff, some moving , some shaking. (That guy, I tell you, he is always doing something for someone else. He really is a gem of a person.) Me, I might lend a hand too, but I really just want to keep on painting the room,%u00a0do laundry, take a walk into the woods,%u00a0and nap. Or drink all the coffee in the world, embrace the crazy stirring inside of me,%u00a0and see where I end up. Maybe I’ll go take a crack at some figurer skating.. hahaha. I don’t not need to spend the day in the hospital.%u00a0

A few internet links from the week.

-If you are watching the Olympics ice skaters and have no idea how it is possible and what the hell is going on.%u00a0%u00a0Figure skating jumps, explained

-These are some cray cray potties.%u00a0Japanese-Designed Public Restrooms in the Shape of Fish, Crabs, Tree Stumps

-Everyone pees in the shower. If you say you don’t, I don’t believe you.%u00a0Is it OK to Pee in the Shower?

–Space X sent a cute red Tesla Roadster into space. Here%u2019s what%u2019ll probably happen to it. Car accidents happen, even in space.%u00a0

North Korea%u2019s Cheer Squad. Whoa ladies, whoa.

–Eating Leafy Greens Each Day Tied to Sharper Memory, Slower Decline. I eat more greens in a week then the average person does in a year. I will never loss my mind!!!!

-I am not a barque of roses type of girl, but I know that a lot of people are. But do you ever wonder Why Do We Give Roses On Valentine’s Day?

–Why Your Brain Clings To False Beliefs (Even When It Knows Better)%u00a0

–Sorry, I’m a Mammal: A History of Women & Body Hair // RAZOR BURN: A Brief History of How We Got Tricked Into Shaving. Lucky me, I was not tricked although it does piss some people off.

–FABRIC IN THE WIND. Something about billowing fabrics makes things slow down and gives me some feelings.%u00a0

Pictures from the week

Mid January. I love this time of year. All the big holidays are over so the pressure is off, my body is acclimated to all the snow and cold so I handle it just fine, and every day gets a little bit longer. I feel like it’s when I really get %u00a0focus on and enjoy winter for all it’s greatness. It’s just so dang pretty and I am again wondering why I do not live in a little cabin in the middle of the woods. Or why I have yet to go sledding. On the agenda for the week…Build a cabin and speed down a hillside on my ass. Can’t wait.%u00a0

The beginning of the week I was still feeling like garbage. I thought for sure that what I had was a 24- 72 hour thing, but it lingered well into the week. (watch out, everyone is getting it) I feel better now, but am still a little low energy. Getting sick sucks so I think I won’t do it again.%u00a0

And the twins turned 20. I would tell you all about how great it was to hang out with them but they are too cool and didn’t return any of my texts for hanging out and I guess they don’t care about me any more so whatever. Instead the mr and I brought Judah over to Shanons to crack eggs and make giant bowls of marshmallows with Cameron for dinner. So Happy Birthday Mark and Paul. You suck.

The mr and I made a trip out to Barton for a day of hard work. We gutted a bathroom, the mr moved some plumbing,%u00a0and Jes and I starred down an actual “shit hole”( i.e. a hole that shit comes out of and is the proper use for the term), while sewage spewed all over the place and the mr stood strong and held up all the pipes in a sea of shit. It was a very dirty job, but someone had to do it. Unfortunately it was us, but there are worse things I guess.%u00a0%u00a0And now Jes is well along her way to putting a floor down over the hole %u00a0and spending quality time with the purple swans the adorn her bathroom walls.%u00a0

After that, the week just flew by. There was the farm share (thank goodness, I was starving), more family stuff with my and the mr’s family,I re-pierced my ear and may have gotten it infected,%u00a0and I started a new sourdough starter (the yeast loves Red Cat Farm flour!). And let’s not forget the crazy ass weather. Friday afternoon I had all the windows and the front door wide open and the heat turned off. 60 something degrees and almost every speck of snow had melted. It was so, well, it was nice, but so weird. And very short lasting because we got like 6 inches and dropped like 70 degrees by the next day. Ah, Vermont. Love it or go crazy.%u00a0

Today is one of those days where it could go either way. I have a pile of papers that I need to go through, people to see, laundry to do, but I am also thinking that an afternoon of wondering outside,%u00a0reading and knitting might just take priority. Next week is going to be hectic so maybe I rest up today. And ice my ear because it really hurts.

What the Internet had for me to read.%u00a0

-I love these so much I need to print them out, especially Backpfeifengesicht because it makes so much sense.%u00a030 Untranslatable Words From Different Languages Illustrated By Anjana Iyer

–The Rolling Huts: An Architect%u2019s Alternative Approach to Camping. My new life plan right here. Seriously. Buy the land and build the huts. It’s gonna happen.

-After reading this book I feel like I should just make life all about the bread.%u00a0Sourdough: A Novel.

-Mushrooms are magical, and not just the magical kind.%u00a0Do Medicinal Mushrooms Actually Work?

-Are Gummy Bear Flavors Just Fooling Our Brains? It’s all the colors. Our brains do weird things.%u00a0

-I could eat that whole thing. Giant Cabbage.%u00a0

-Periods piss me off.%u00a0There%u2019s a reason using a period in a text message makes you sound angry

–Inside One of America%u2019s Last Pencil Factories. This is pure awesomeness and make me really happy.%u00a0

-Talk about some sweet ass sweaters.%u00a0Custom Hand-Knit Sweaters Blend Subjects into Urban Environments

–It’s January: Time to Plan Your Garden.%u00a0I can’t wait for seed catalogs!!!

Pictures from the week.%u00a0

Happy Merry Christmas Eve you guys. I hope today and %u00a0tomorrow brings rest and relaxation and excitement for all the fa la la las la to come.%u00a0

I am excited. And really tired, and maybe a little stressed, but still really excited. We are doing the family Christmas tomorrow at our house, all 23-25 of us. Our house is officially the sponsor of all family gatherings. And because of this, I think that my family should all chip in and buy me a robot vacuum because I think I finally have gotten to that point where I am sick of constantly vacuuming (and the mr is sick of me constantly vacuuming too) %u00a0

%u00a0We started off %u00a0the week strong, with a sense that I had everything done, covered,%u00a0planned, and no stress. There was a bit of running around, especially for the mr, who was finishing up some jobs, but we got things done. I even got the loft cleaned (again) for Jeff when he gets here (he is coming the day after Christmas) I did a morning of gift wrapping for HANDs, finished up my Christmas shopping, picked up the farm share and made it to the %u00a0grocery store before all the food was gone.%u00a0Things were going smoothly. And good things happened too.%u00a0I made a chocolate babka wreath for fun. Shannon got the news of a New Year hip (but the mr fixed it with his bandaid and gave her a little penis to boot(see photo below)) Barb got excepted to a college, and I ended up with the most fantastical tree skirt that I have ever seen. A panda bear Christmas. If you new me as a little you would know that I was obsessed with pandas and that this tree skirt is perfection for my young self and gives me all sorts of happy feels.%u00a0

And all the snow. I think that we got about 5-6 inches of the most fluffy fun warm stuff that makes the world glow. That was the best.%u00a0

Yesterday was a nut of a day. It started out slow but by 11, we had the three littles (Coco aka Emersion, is walking now which makes things a littler more interesting to say the least) over for lunch/christmas present making /newspaper snow flakes. It couldn’t have been any more crazy and messy. We started out %u00a0painting on fabric to make pillows (the coolest pillows ever) for them to give to their mother. (she doesn’t read my blog so she I am not spoiling anything here) That was a mess in itself but we topped that off with trying to eat lunch at the same time. Three starving littles with paint all over, we rushed to get them some food. The mr was making the sandwiches and accidentally smashed the bowl of egg salad on the floor. It was eveywhere, glass and egg, and all sorts of gross, and the kids were starving and the baby was walking. But we were still all ok. Then I burnt the grilled cheese very badly while a little spilled the soup all over the table and the iPad. %u00a0They finally ate carrots and apples and cheese quesadillas, but they definitely were starting to get a little toody and crazy themselves. Paint and egg, and wetness everywhere (going in and out of the house and it started to rain) the mess was just getting bigger and bigger.%u00a0And I didn’t even mention the soccer net the mr is making that is hanging in the middle of the living room.%u00a0To top it all off, my mom dropped off enough food to feed an army for the shenanigans on Christmas so there was bags of food everywhere. But she brought me flowers so everything was good.%u00a0After that we figured what the hell and just made a shit ton of newspaper snowflakes and really just committed to trashing the house.%u00a0Then they left and I spent the evening cleaning the fuck out of everything.%u00a0

I am hoping today goes a little more smoothly, although I am pretty freaking tired %u00a0because I spent most of the night tossing and turning over the things that I need to do today. (white chocolate chip or oatmeal white chocolate chip cookies? Do I have a empty recycling box for wrapping paper? Is there enough toilet paper in the house?)%u00a0I know I am going to have to spend at least 15 minutes removing the sheet of ice that has accumulated over the car last night before I can leave for the gym, but the then that it’s, the rest of the day I am going to be spent in the kitchen.%u00a0%u00a0My plan all week was to spend yesterday baking and to spend today relaxing with a book but yesterday did not happen as planned. Todays schedule is now %u00a0to make all the cookies,%u00a0a birthday cake,%u00a0(Cameron’s birthday is tomorrow too) and last minute Christmas things to finish up (doesn’t involve shopping!) At least my house is clean for the time being. I know it will be short lived but hopefully someone brings that vacuuming robot with them tomorrow.

True story. The mr likes to pick me up and tell me he wishes I wonuld fit in his pocket so he can carry me around with him everywhere. So sweet right?%u00a0Yesterday in the midst of my crazy (I was going crazy)%u00a0he picked me up and said he wished I was tiny enough to stick me in his pocket so I would shut my mouth and be quit. Hahaha. %u00a0That is love.

Some internet looking for you browsing enjoyment.%u00a0

–11 weird and wonderful Christmas tree patents. These are all amazing,%u00a0

–Mary Berry Shares Advice on Getting Party Guests to Leave. Normally I just tell people that they need to get the F out.

-On their way to Vermont to give the gift that keeps on giving.%u00a0%u00a0Elderly Couple Stopped In Nebraska With 60 Pounds Of Weed ‘For Christmas Presents’

–How To Host A Hygge Holiday Party: Get Cozy, Embrace Imperfection%u00a0 This is what I need more off.

-Are they laughing at us?%u00a0Comedy Wildlife Photos of 2017

-I love this idea to set up a ritual or custom based on what works for your family. Science experiments instead of church.%u00a0Sundays at the Altar of Science

–Never Too Late To Learn An Instrument. I hope the to be true because I really want to learn how to play the cello or the mandolin. I told myself after I graduated college I cud pick one of them up. I need to get on it.%u00a0

-On my list of things to do this coming week.%u00a0Taffy Vinegar Candy Recipe

The search for Santa. Kinda like where is Waldo, but with santas.%u00a0

–5 Tips for Keeping Houseplants Alive This Winter. Got to keep the plants happy

And some pictures from the week.

Enjoy the season and Happy Merry Christmas!

-C

How has your week been? Besides being sad and stressed about all the crazy shit that it going on in the world, (what the fuck world, what the fuck?)%u00a0my week has been pretty good.%u00a0Got the snow tires on the car, picked up the first winter farm share which was all sorts of fantastic, and broke my favorite ceramic knife cutting into a frozen hunk of spinach.(it wasn’t all great) %u00a0Miley and Judah reminded us that all you need is a hill and the know how on how to roll down it to have fun and we bought a washer and dryer!!! I almost forgot about that because %u00a0they haven’t been deceived yet. I can’t freaking wait because the laundry situation is getting pretty freaking ridiculous. Just a few more days (Thursday will be a magical laundry day).And best of all, the downstairs bathroom is finally done! (besides a little touch up paint and a light fixture and mirror, but that is all easy peasy) Now there really isn’t any big house projects left which is kind of unbelievable and fantastic and I am just so glad that we don’t have to live with the air compressor in the middle of the dinning room anymore. And now that there is not any more big projects, maybe I can actually start to arrange rooms and furniture and hang more art and do all the things people do when they first move into a house.

%u00a0We were lucky to get out for a hike earlier this week before the deep freeze set in. But really, I am kind of loving the cold weather, maybe not the inch of frost that took 15 minutes to scrap from my car, but just the way the world is feeling. Most people hate November, but me, I really like it. I don’t even mind it getting dark earlier. Honestly, I like being outside in the cold, its %u00a0refreshing. Plus with it being so cold, I can catch up a little on the TV.%u00a0I finally watched Stranger Things and whoa. I %u00a0know I am late to the game, but forgive me, I haven’t been watching much tv lately. Anyway, So GOOD! So good in fact that I watched the entire series last week. And now I have all of season 2 to watch, but I think I might take my time with it, savor the goodness. OR watch it all today, we will see what happens.%u00a0

I made the cinnamon star bread that was on my list of things that I wanted to do, and it came out oh so lovely. I am really appreciating the kitchen right now since this time last year we still didn’t have a kitchen here. All I want to do now is bake, I just need people to come over to eat the stuff. (I had Megan and So come over to help eat at %u00a0the bread this time). While they were here So found my hoard of butternut squash in the pantry and spent the afternoon playing house with all her squash babies. She did the same thing that next day while I was babysitting. That little, she has the best imagination. She was telling me all about how she is going to have babies when she grows up and how babies are made. I guess all I have to do is let my stomach get really really big and then one day a baby will POP right out of my stomach. Good to know right.%u00a0

That was the week and for todayI think that this afternoon I am going to try to clean the back porch, hang some pine cones and the new fern prints the mr and I found at the thrift store,%u00a0and maybe brush my hair. I am also starting to think about Thanksgiving and birthdays and all the holiday stuff.I got to get on it before it all gets on me.%u00a0

The internet that I looked at this week

-We all know we feel like crap when we don’t sleep. This just proves it further. All the more reason to get your shuteye.%u00a0Sleepless Night Leaves Some Brain Cells As Sluggish As You Feel

– Polar Winter Winter Flavors!! The tart cherry lime and cranberry cider are the best.%u00a0

-Sometime that plans you make seem better when made then when it’s come time to actually pursue those plans.%u00a0Why Canceling Plans Is So Satisfying

–Take A Look at the World’s Coolest Library So many books!

–What Would It Look Like If Vermont Seceded?

%u00a0-THE 2018 FARM BILL COULD ELIMINATE FUNDING FOR FARMER’S MARKETS.%u00a0This would be really bad, really really bad.%u00a0

–Scientists Start To Tease Out The Subtler Ways Racism Hurts Health%u00a0Yeah, no shit.

-The house might be done, but I need to start thinking about building a green house out back.%u00a06 Proven Strategies for Year-Round Harvests

–Do Prepackaged Salad Greens Lose Their Nutrients?. As long as you are eating them and not letting them go to waste, it’s better then nothing.

Pictures from the week.

This week has been pretty fantastic. The weather here could stay like this forever and I would be happy. Warm days, cold night, sunshine. We have fully embraced it all. The mr finally fixed his brakes on his bike so we have been riding our bikes everywhere, for work and play. I don’t mind doing chores when you get to bike around to do them. We have gone to a few rivers for fishing/ reading time. We even took a long ass drive out to the Kingdom to see our friend Jess’s new farm (we got to see it but not her. It’s ok thought because we plan on going up again really soon with our overalls and shovels and upper arm strength) Spending time outside really makes this lady here feel all sorts of good.

A huge step this week. We finally replaced the glass in the front door!!!! It’s been about a year since I smashed it out with a 2×4. We went a long time without fixing because I would have probably just smashed it again anyway. But we are finally done with the outside of the house and hopefully with any more 2×4’s and the door was the last step. And holy moly all the light. It’s like the door is wide open. The mr made the comment that the new glass makes him feel like an adult now. I totally agree. No more plywood front door. Glass is class!

More little things are happening around the house and we are starting to get things ready for fall/winter here and at he other houses. It’s the in between time where we could not do anything for a little while and then in two months get slammed with snow or something and all those little things that we should have done now are now big things that are going to suck ass doing then. You get what I mean?%u00a0 So we are thinking about all those things and probably going to start doing them.

The week was also the start of school for all the littles so we tried to see everyone one last time before school starts and it’s all homework and sports and friends. We had dinners, played in the sand, and worked on our pasta sauce faces.. All the good stuff for the last days of summer. We also moved the bees from the house to the loft for the winter (see, winter stuff has begun). The mr has plans of indoor hives and I am just going to let him do his thing just as long as the bees are not flying around inside the house. And on that note, Jeff (my dad) is coming to town this week and I gots to clean the shit out of the loft and weed wack and bring over some toilet paper and towels and make it habitable for people again. I have been slacking over there lately. My pottery wheel is in the middle if the room and there is a nice layer of dust on on the clean dishes. Dust, clay, and bees. He is going to have a blast.

I am really embracing the cold wet day we are suppose to have. I am going to do a few chores that I have been avoiding like cleaning out the spare closet (it’s full of sewing stuff, glitter, and who knows what else) maybe finally unpack my clothes and hang those up, maybe start knitting a hat? Whatever I do, I am looking forward to just kind of having a home day with my socks, cozy sweater, and never ending supply of coffee.

What I saw on the internet this week.

–After Harvey, Are Epic Rains the New Normal? There are more and more large scale natural disasters happening every year and we need to figure out how to deal with it now.

–The Rise Of Mock Meat: How Its Story Reflects America’s Ever-Changing Values.%u00a0%u00a0 I am not a fan of store bought mock meat, it ishighly processed. Beans for me please.

-The Color Factory is on my list of places to go the next time I am in CA. BALLOON BATH BY GERONIMO BALLOONS AT COLOR FACTORY

-I think most of us can relate. Stress = zit. The Science of How Your Feelings Affect Your Face

–Drink Seltzer, Live Forever. Social media is not your soul, don’t forget that.

–THIS MAP REVEALS THE BEST PLACES TO WATCH THE LEAVES CHANGE THIS FALL. Lucky me I just have to wait a few more weeks.

-I love bird photography.%u00a0 Winners and Honorable Mentions of the 2017 Bird Photographer of the Year

-What happens when you play with your food. Tiny Toast Art.

–Amazon Prime Will Now Deliver Wine to Your Door in One Hour. Amazon is taking over the world. But an hour for wine is not bad.

A few pictures from the week

Have a great long weekend!

This summer I have gotten like 5 lbs of blackberries, a humongo bowl of raspberries, so so so many pears, and lots of random veggies, all from my neighbors and their gardens We live in a very giving and generous neighborhood. And it helps that they can’t possible eat all that they grow and that I am always willing to take it off their hands (and put it into my mouth) In return we have given out rhubarb and jars of honey and overall charm and smiles. (the charm and smiles are on the mr to give out)

The other day on a walk, the mr and I saw this sign outside of a neighbors house. Plums, please take some! Well pull my arm, I guess I will have too, because the sign said please right? Anyway, these little plums, not sure what kind they are, but they are so good. Sweet and bite sized and pretty. I ate a few then decided that I needed to share my shared plums and went about making a cake to stick those said share plums into.

I made the cake, invited my mom and a couple of sibs over. Mom didn’t come but Barb and Paul did so they got the cake, Well they got half the cake, the mr ate the rest. I was told that this cake is one of the best. I bet it is when you used share plums because sharing is caring and sharing cake is all that good stuff.

The stuff. A bowl with flour, baking soda baking powder, and slat. Then you have brown sugar, coconut oil. vanilla extract, soy milk, and a little apple cider vinegar. And plums of course.

Once you have started preheating the oven, cut your plums in half and remove the pit.The best way to do this is to run the knife along the pit all the way around the plum and then twist to break in half. Pop the pit out with you finger.

Set plums aside while mixing cake

Warmed coconut oil, brown sugar, and vanilla all get mixed together into a smooth consistency then dumped into the bowl of dry stuff.

Soy milk and vinegar get added and mixed in.

Batter gets poured into a very well greased cake pan and the plums get placed, cut side down,right on top. A sprinkle of sugar to top it off is not a bad idea.

Into the oven it goes to turn to cake!

Pulled from the oven looking so nice. Let the cake cool completely in the pan before taking it out. Hot cake is hard to handle!

And as soon as you get it out of the pan you can start eating.

Enjoy the last bits of summer. Share if you can!

-C

Makes a 12 inch cake

Ingredients

• 2 1/4 cups all purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon baking sods
• 1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 cup brown sugar
• 3/4 cup coconut oil (warmed so it’s liquid)
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1 cup soy milk
• 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
• 12-14 small plums (the plums I used where golf ball sized so you might need less for larger plums)
• 1 tablespoon white sugar

Preheat oven to 350

Start by slicing the plums in half and removing the pits. Set them aside. Hint. for slicing, the best way to do this is to run the knife along the pit all the way around the plum and then twist the plum in half. Pop the pit out with you finger or spoon.

In a large bowl, whisk together the salt baking soda and powder, and salt . In a smaller bowl mix together the coconut oil, brown sugar, and vanilla until smooth. Pour the wet into the dry and add in half the milk, mix together, then the rest of the milk and apple cider vinegar. Mix until all incorporated and smooth.

Pour batter into a well greased 12 inch round cake pan.%u00a0 (If you don’t have that a 9×9 square pan will work) Smooth out the top then grab your sliced plums and stick them, cut side down, on top. Give each plum a little push into the batter so it half submerged. Sprinkle the top with white sugar and pop into the oven

Bake for 45-50 minutes or until a fork or toothpick stuck int he middle comes out clean.

Remove and let cool completely in cake pan, it’s easier to remove the cake when it is not hot.
And once it’s cool, remove cake gently and ta-da. Cake time

Well that blizzard happened. And so did a bunch of other crazy shit.

We got slammed here in the northwest parts of Vermont. 30 inches or so all in a days time. It was lovely and exciting and a little daunting. I shoveled and shoveled and shoveled some more. My boots got filled with snow, my mittens soaked, and my arms a bit sore, but all in all I came out unscathed and actually quite happy for the massive amount of the white stuff. If it’s gonna snow, might as well make it a massive snowstorm. And now thanks to all the snow drifting and city workers blowing the sidewalk snow into the front yard, I now have my very own snow tunnel system. Miley and Judah being the architects and the mr and I the labor.%u00a0 Nothing beats a warm sunny day playing in the snow.

And then there was the furnace that shit the bed. The mr has been dealing with this heater at one of our buildings for a few weeks now and finally during the storm, after a few visits with the plumbers, the old hunk of metal decided it was time. On it’s last leg, barely lasting the week, the mr has been obsessively running back and forth to relight the thing just to milk as much heat as possible from it until the plumbers come Monday morning with a all new heating system. (There goes our vacation to the Bahamas. Ok, there was never a vacation planned, but now there won’t be one)

%u00a0To top off a strange week, one nephew (Jackson) broken an ankle and another (Alex) is in the hospital after his appendix almost exploded. Then we attended an elementary school play where Miley played a bum and a knight and Judah dance like a rat. A day with Sophia throwing snow at the mr and leaving a trail of glitter all over house and car…..What a week. What a week indeed.

I feel like today is kind of a make up day for all the shit that I didn’t get a chance to do the past few days. A little paperwork, a bit of cleaning, grocery shopping. But if I am good and get it all done early enough I hope to escape to the trees and spend part of the day outside being calm and quite. I think I can make it happen. I need to make it happen.

Things on the internet that I found on the internet.

-This is 100% accurate to my life. Everything Always Takes Longer Than You Think

–California Deserts In ‘Super Bloom’ Thanks To A Wet Winter. Wish I could get out there and see it.

– I don’t want to be soft. I want to be human that can handle physical labor. How Does A Nepalese Porter Carry So Much Weight?

–This LEGO Tape Lets You Turn Anything Into Lego-Compatible Surface. The things I would lego tape.

-I am not one for commercials but this one was really sweet. This French Grocery Store Commercial Will Make You Cry

–Honey Nut Cheerios Pulled Its Bee Mascot Because Bees Are Disappearing. #Savethebees.

-I find that when the littles see me eating a vegetable, they want to then eat that vegetable too, sometimes even stealing the food right off my plate. It’s ok, I can share. Save Hide And Seek For The Playground: Why Kids Should See Their Veggies

–Boaty McBoatface Prepares For First Antarctic Mission. Boaty McBoatface. Hahahaha

-Not going to lie, but I don’t play Monopoly. I am more or a hungry hungry hippos or Sorry kind of girl. But I bet some people will be excited. Or pissed. Meet the New Monopoly Tokens: A Rubber Ducky, a T-rex and a Penguin

–How Candy Stretches Around the World. I have the hook, now I have to get stretching my own.

Pictures from the past week.

I have managed to wear my overalls all week, cause it has been that kind of week. Rainstorms, the loudest and longest clap of thunder I have ever heard, yard and garden work,%u00a0and many many mosquito%u00a0bites. Me and the mr. took the afternoon on Friday to go pick strawberries and snap peas down at our farm share and now%u00a0my%u00a0hands are stained red and%u00a0think I have eaten my weight in strawberries over the past two days. And one might think that I would get a little berried out, but every time%u00a0I walk by the big bowl of berries I left%u00a0on the table, I grab a few. (pretty much every time I get up in my house, you walk by the table) We also got to spend a little time hanging out with the family and seeing some little littles.%u00a0%u00a0Grilled cheese sandwiches (with american cheese of course) drawing on the deck with chalk,%u00a0and talking about upcoming birthday cake ideas %u00a0(pink or purple and%u00a0must have lots and lots of sprinkles!)%u00a0

And begin that its the 4th of July weekend, the mr. finally busted out%u00a0our sweet little cast iron hibachi grill%u00a0and set it up%u00a0pretty much right in%u00a0front of the front (and only)%u00a0door. Once that beast is%u00a0hot, it really can’t be moved easily, so there was a fire hot grill to%u00a0navigate around to get out of the house. But it was ok because we %u00a0grilled up a bunch of veggies (and%u00a0a few little strawberries…so good!), I made the bestest potato salad that has ever been made (I’ll share the recipe%u00a0this week) and we%u00a0had ourselves a most fantastic time.

And fireworks…. well, I am not the biggest fan. (more of a sparkler fan)%u00a0I mean, I won’t turn away if I happen to be in the area of things blowing up in the sky but I don’t actively go out of my way to see that, especially at 9:30 at night, cause geeze, I am in my pjs, on my way to bed. So%u00a0no, I didn’t see any fireworks and yes,, I am an old lady.

I hope that you all had and are continuing to have a fun, festive weekend!%u00a0

Here, have some internet fun.

-I could/want to live here.%u00a0In off-the-grid yurt, Montana couple live ‘on our own terms’%u00a0%u00a0

-Or maybe live here.%u00a0The Bohemian Dream, in 350 Square Feet

– Making pigeons%u00a0more awesome.%u00a0Towering New Pigeon Murals by %u2018Super A%u2019%u00a0

–Read this.%u00a0The Blight of the Honey Bee%u00a0%u00a0

– If I ever have the oppritunity, I want take the%u00a0Le Creuset Factory%u00a0%u00a0

-I kind of want this%u00a0

-Holy Crappers, these are amazing!%u00a0This Artist Makes Incredibly Tiny Pottery By Hand%u00a0%u00a0

–Listen…New Beach House Song!!%u00a0

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And pictures from the past week

My head is in hyper crazy mode lately,and I am sure I am not the only one. There are so many things going on all at once. I can get a little frazzled and fizzled and just plan beat ass tired. And then I think about what to make for dinner.

Boom. My mind melts and my stomach growls. Some nights all I want to do is come home, skip real dinner, and just eat carrots dipped in mustard and call it a night.%u00a0 But the mr, he can’t live off of carrots.(I probably couldn’t either) So I make.dinner. (Where is my trophy for being the best?) But nothing to fancy and it needs to be fast ans easy.%u00a0 I have been thinking more about things that I can make on the fly, things that are healthy and satisfying. Foods I can make that can be wrapped, packed and eaten on a milk crate in between tearing down a wall. And tasty…needs to be good.

Sandwiches. That is where it’s at. And this sandwich. Watch out!

Nothing to do with this sandwich but I am sitting here at 8pm on the couch, writing out this post, getting a face time call from a 5 year old little. He really needs to talk to me…. and about what? What does a 5 year old need to talk about this late at night? Well he needs to talk birthday cake, a duh. He needs to show me his cake diagram he made that consists of 9 full sized pieces of paper taped together. (he said the cake didn’t have to be that big). And he cannot possibly go to sleep until I am aware of his cake design. Well little dude, I got it. A chocolate/vanilla/red/green/and purple cake only 2 feet high, in the shape of mind craft and flavored like happiness. I am on it. Now go to bed.

So yeah, back to sandwich. This is probably one of the quickest, most satisfying sandwich that I have ever made in my entire life (seriously) Creamy and rich peanut ginger smothered chickpeas paired with crisp, slightly tangy veggies.. Ridiculously fast and easy to make. A sandwich that is worth having a famous person eat it, declare it #1, rename it the (insert cool famous person name) sandwich and forever be known in the sandwich world. But until then, or before then, you can get on this sandwich band wagon and say you ate it before it was famous. You will then be the coolest person ever. (maybe a slight exaggeration)

The stuff. Chick peas in bean juice, apple cider vinegar, a big scoop of creamy peanut butter, some soy sauce, a few cloves of garlic, fresh ginger and a little bit of honey, Also going to need some cabbage, a carrot and a half of ared onion.

Do this first… Slice the veggies as thinly as you can, stick them into a bowl and splash with apple cider vinegar. Give it a good toss and set aside.

Grab another bowl and stick in the peanut butter, soy, and honey. Grate or super finely mince the garlic and about a tablespoon of the fresh ginger and add that in, along with a splash or two of the apple cider vinegar. Grab a little whisk (a fork will do) and start mixing.

As your whisking, add in about 2-3 tablepoons of the bean juice. Whisk until the sauce is light and fluffy.

Strain the chickpeas from the remaining liquid,%u00a0 toss them into the sauce and mix all around.

Sandwich time.. I think you get the idea. The veggies and the beans get stuck onto the bread.

And closed onto each other. A sandwich to make anyone, anytime, anywhere, all day long….HAPPY.

Bye!

-C

makes 2-3 sandwiches

• 2 cups chickpeas (and a few tablespoons of the bean juice)
• 1/4 cup creamy natural peanut butter (I am a fan of Trader Joe’s)
• 1 teaspoon honey or brown sugar if vegan
• 1 tablespoon soy (I actually used Braggs liquid aminos, but either will work)
• 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar (plus another tablespoon for veggies)
• 1-2 cloves garlic
• 1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger
• Abut 1 1/2 cups of shredded cabbage
• a small carrot shredded or thinly sliced
• 1/2 a small red onion sliced super thin
• bread/wrap/whatever you want to sandwich the salad in

Right away stick the carrot, cabbage, and the onion into a shallow bowl and drizzle on about 1tablespoon of vinegar. Give them a good toss and set aside. ( the longer they sit, the better they taste)

In a separate bowl, whisk together the peanut butter, honey, soy, and the other 1 tablespoon vinegar. Grate or mince the garlic and the fresh ginger and add that in as well. As you are whisking this together, add in about 2 tablespoons of the bean juice. Mix until light and fluffy. Strain the remaining juice from the chickpeas and add them into the sauce. Toss to coat.

Note… I did not show it, but i mashed the chick peas a little bit, so they were not all rolling around and completely falling off the bread.. so you might want to do it too.

Now compile the sandwich.. A handful of the crispy sour veggies and a scoop or two (or however much you want) of the chick peas goes in between two slices of bread (or in a wrap). Toast the bread if you wish.

And eat. Smile, lick your fingers, and be satisfied that you can forever make this amazing sandwich in like 3 minutes whenever you feel like it and that it is most likely going to have a cool famous person name.

It’s officially kinda official. WE MOVED IN!!!! And yeah sure, we might not have a kitchen or a 100% functional shower, but hey, who needs that when you got a real freakin bed to sleep in. (we are showering and preparing food at the loft) Going form sleeping on a futon on wooden slates in a crawl space to our real bed, with a real frame, all in a giant room with windows….. It’s hella crazy.

Other then the move in, the week has been pretty jammed packed. Still spending every minute plugging away at the house all while making sure all of our tenants are keeping warm with working heaters. (we have spent way to much time at the plumbing supply store this week) Barb, the mr and I ditched a day of work and school to travel to the north and hit up the land of Canadian Ikea. The mission was simple. Get a kitchen sink and maybe a cool rug or a shelving unit, and for barb and the mr, to eat as many hot dogs as they could. Success was had. We go the sink, I got a jar and a rug, towels were bought and an obscene amount of hot dogs were eaten (I think they each ate somewhere between3.5 and 5, plus a fro-yo. Me I was happy with my carrots) We we home before dark and spent the remainder of the day hanging up the Christmas lights. It was a grand day indeed.

As for the mr, well he went and turned himself one year older. And what did we do?%u00a0 We went and had a happy birthday party with family and friends at the newly unfinished house. It was all sorts of fantastic. We frantically ran around to pick up all the construction mess, tossed some plywood on the cabinet frames, ran all over to make paper lanterns for the light bulbs hanging from the ceiling and cleaned the toilet. I made huge vats of soup and kept the warm in slow cookers (I am now a new owner of a vintage 70’s crock pot so I guess I need to learn how to use it) and we borrowed an electric griddle, cut up some veggies and fruit and had a soup and grilled cheese party. (shout out to barb for helping me cut all the everything, oh and having the first official dance party with me) A classic homemade vanilla cake with some Duncan Hines frosting and ice cream topped off the night. I must also mention that even with a house full of people, including a bunch of littles, there was barely any food wasted. My brother even asked where he could find my compost bin to toss the orange peels. That might have been the highlight of the night.%u00a0 After the evening my ass was tired so off to bed we went.%u00a0 Then I woke up. Nothing beats waking up at 5am the day after a party to a plywood covered pile of soup crusted dirty dishes.%u00a0 2 hours later, a rag, some peppermint Dr. Bronners and the bathroom sink made things look good again.%u00a0And now the house is full of every chair we have ever owned, every piece of mismatched bowl, plate, cup,jar, and spoon we could find, and a freezer full of wheat bread and lots of carrot sticks.

Yup, things are moving along. Pretty soon I’ll be cooking up a storm in new kitchen and will be bring you all some food posts to boot.%u00a0 The appliances are set to arrive tomorrow and all we have left to do is build the cabinets, run a few water lines, pour a concrete counter………

Today the mr have to remove the 500 plates, cups, bowls and spoons out and the rest of the birthday cake out of the kitchen area and get back to work to makingt he real kitchen thing happen. But the coffee pot and all the coffee has found it’s permanent home. I’ll have coffee all day long. Whoa hoo!

Things I saw and read on the internet that you can now see and read too.

-Not really a “gingerbread house” but what ev, it pretty fantastical. How To Build An Indestructible Gingerbread House. Gummy bear epoxy seems so right.

-Speaking of gingerbread houses. Holiday gingerbread cookies have a dark and violent past

–Cute Animation Imagines How Day Turns into Night

-A hairy tail has be found.%u00a0 First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber

-This is a good guide with lots of good recipes. The Search is Over: This Map Will Find Your Sugar Cookie Soulmate

–I want this.

-Now I know where I have seen you before. Scientists Think Your Face Evolved to Look Like an Ape%u2019s Butt

–Why Nutrition News Contradicts Itself All the Time. One day my diet is super healthy and the next, I am probably going to die cause of it. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. (nah, I think I am good)

–A Brighter Outlook Could Translate To A Longer Life. Doing it

-I get excited every year when this list comes out (I know, I a dork). NPR%u2019s Book Concierge Our Guide To 2016%u2019s Great Reads

Picture fun time.

I made him throw this sock away….. It was time.

Have a fantasticday.

My winter farm share is coming to an end this week. One more pick and then a three week stretch until the summer share starts… WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!!

Stock up as much as I can is what.

I have been strategic about the roots and veggies that I have chosen to bring home the past few weeks.(My farm lets you pick what you want)  I know what I can buy at the store, things like carrots and potatoes, so I have been passing those up, but the roots like beets and celeriac… I have been bringing home baskets of those and hoarding them in the fridge and basement in preparation for the laps in farm fresh food and knowing that if I want to by these at the store it s going to coast me a million dollars  a pound. (a for real million dollars)

Yup, lots of roots around here, especially celeriac root which is fantastic. I am kind of obsessed with celeriac, with its fibrous, knobby exterior, soft but almost meaty texture inside, and a flavor that  is close to celery but so much better.  I don’t know why it has taken me so long to do a posting featuring this amazing root vegetable  (I eat it almost every day)

So here, an amazingly tasty, hearty but not heavy, celeriac recipe.  Perfect for spring and the change into summer…. Mustard roasted celeriac with an fanatic split peas gravy that will have you licking you bowl clean.

 The stuff….For the split pea gravy we have a carrot, a parsnip and a large onion chopped into small chunks.  Salt, thyme, a bay leaf and of course the split peas. Then there is the celeriac root* sliced into 1/2 inch thick rounds and some plain old yellow mustard .

*Note. I don’t peel my celeriac root. I really enjoy the fibrous exterior but realize that some don’t(The mister does not like it) so peel it if you want. 

Toss the chopped parsnip, carrot, onion and the spices into a pot on medium heat and let veggies sweat a few minutes until tender.  Add in the split peas and enough water to cover everything.  Turn pot on high and bring to a boil, then cover and turn to low. Make sure to give the pot a good stir ever few minutes and add more water if needed 

While the gravy is cooking,  take the celeriac rounds and brush each side with yellow mustard, sprinkle with pepper, and place on a baking sheet. Stick into the oven to roast for about 25 minutes, flipping the rounds after about 10 minutes.

Once the peas have soften, remove the bay leaf and puree until smooth and oh so creamy. Taste and add more salt and pepper if needed. If you find that the gravy seems to thick, just add in more water until it’s the consistency that you want. The gravy is made, the celeriac is roasted… now we are ready to eat!! Stick the celeriac on a plate and dump good amount of that gravy right on top. Feel free to add a bed of spinach, or a grain or anything you want, because why not, and also some chopped tomatoes for a little acid and prettiness.

Serve with the fanciest knife and fork you can find. Extra yellow mustard and sriracha sauce are great condiments to have close by.

Happy Tuesday!

-C

Mustard Roasted Celeriac with Split Pea Gravy

• 2 medium celeriac roots
• 6 tablespoons mustard
• 1 large carrot
• 1 medium parsnip
• 1 large yellow onion
• 2/3 cup split peas
• 2-3 cups water 
• 1 bay leaf
• 2 teaspoons thyme or italian spice mix
• salt and pepper
• spinach (optional)
• diced tomatoes(optional)

Preheat oven to 400 degrees

Small dice the carrot, parsnip and onion and throw into a large pot. Spinkle with salt and pepper, add in the thyme and bay leaf and add a splash of water. Stick on stove on medium heat and stir. Let cook until the veggies become soft and fragrant. Now add in the split peas and 2 cups of water. Bring to a boil then cover and turn heat down to medium low. Let cook until the split peas become tender (about 25 minutes) string on occasion and adding more water if the peas are not completely summered while cooking.

Once the peas are tender, let cool for a few minutes, remove bay leaf, and either dump into a blender or blend with an immersion blender until nice and creamy. If gravy seems to thick, add in more water. 

Scrub or peel celeriac roots and slice them into 1/2 inch think rounds. Place on a baking sheet and brush mustard on both sides and spindle with pepper. Stick into oven for about 10 minutes, flip, then back into the oven for another 15 or so minutes, or unit the celeriac is tender.

When the celeriac is done remove from oven and  stick a few rounds on a bed of spinach (or not, or any kind of grain or green you like) Top with a hearty helping of the gravy and toss on some chopped up tomatoes.

Eat with at knife and fork like a fancy person.

It%u2019s a smoothie. And no, we have never really been smoothie people in this house, but what can I say, sometimes smoothies happen, especially when you have about 20 ripe bananas in the fruit bowl with no room in the freezer and no need for 7 loafs of banana bread.

So I smoothied. And I like it (a lot).

This is a smoothie of simplicity. Nothing fancy. Simplest of simple. Straight to the point. And all sorts of good.

You might think, does this simple smoothie you speak of taste very good? Yes, yes indeed it does. It is all sorts of fantastic. Basically if you like creamy, nutty, oaty, bananery things, you will like this. And it%u2019s a perfect breakfast, snack, dessert, or just wanting a little treat like thing that is not garbage food. A smoothie of all smoothies with the most basic ingredients. And takes about 15 seconds to whip up. Can%u2019t complain about that.

To the smoothie goodness!

The stuff. A ripe banana, some old fashion rolled oats, a pinch of salt, water, and a smidge of maple syrup if you want it.

Everything goes into blender.

And blended until smooth. Hence the word smoothie.

Pour it into a cup (or if you are feeling primal, drink it straight from the blender%u2026 it%u2019s totally cool)

And done.

A banana oat smoothie.

Let the good time roll!

-C

makes 1 smoothie

• 1 very ripe banana

• 1/3 cup raw old fashion oats

• 1 1/2 cups water

• pinch of salt

• a tablespoon or two of any sweetener you like (optional)

• a pinch of cinnamon (optional)

Place everything into a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a cup, sprinkle with cinnamon if you wish, and drink right away.

All at once is how it goes. The garden is all star fantastic and just won’t quit.%u00a0 I find myself picking 4-6 cucumbers and the same in squash every morning. The tomatoes plant are a freaking jungle and there are so so so many tomatoes, all just about to ripen. The kale is doing it’s thing, growing big and green and I pick a few handfuls a day. And then there are all the beets and carrots and cabbage,chard, and kidney beans. It’s big, and prolific and amazing. I am much proud of myself for growing a shit load of awesomeness.

And then there is the farm share. I get all my garden stuff times 10. Tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, kale. Not to mention the corn, onion, carrots, and herbs and all the flowers. The food keeps on coming.%u00a0 I live in a house, with a big kitchen, with lots of counter and a full sized fridge, yet I still don’t have a place for it all. The squash overflow has now made it’s way to the dinning room. But I am not complaining.

The new rule that I have instated in the house. Every meal must contain at least two tomatoes, a cucumber, and some kale. Want a snack, grab a zucchini. You thirsty? well eat a cucumber. No joke. I get a little stressed out about how much food is around that needs to be eaten or canned, but that is good stress. I am on the lookout for a chest freezer to help with the stress. I promised myself that I would have one by now so I need to get on that asap.

Summer harvest. This is the time of year that I gain a few pounds. It’s a zucchini tomato belly for sure.

And this salad. I am a huge fan of the B.A.S (big ass salad). A big ass bowl of all the goodness from farm and garden plus some lentil protein and a little good avocado fat. Fresh and clean and delicious. Makes you feel all good when you eat it.%u00a0 So go for it. Eat yourself a B.A.S. you wont regret it.

The stuff. Cucumbers (that is a white cucumber and it’s really tasty) tomatoes, some kale, parsley, and cilantro. Also need some onion, cooked lentils, and at least half an avocado. Salt. pepper, and red wine vinegar for the finish.

Kale. parsley, and cilantro get a good rough chop and then tossed into a big ass bowl.

Cucumber, onion, and tomatoes get their turn next and chopped into mouth sized pieces. Into the bowl as well.

Top it all with cooked lentil, some avocado, and a glug glug of vinegar. Season with salt and pepper.

Now all you need is a fork.

All the summertime in a bowl. Here’s to summer bellies!

-C

• 2 cucumbers
• 2 small or 1 large tomato
• 1/2 of an onion
• 1 cup cooked lentil
• 1/2 an avocado
• 3-4 large kale leaves
• handful fresh cilantro
• handful fresh parsley
• red wine vinegar
• salt and pepper

First off, grab a really big bowl. Take herbs and kale and chop into small pieces. Place in bowl. Next dice up you onion, tomato, and cucumbers into mouth sized pieces and toss those into bowl. Dump the cooked lentils on top of that and dice the avocado (I used half but you can use whole one) into little pieces and through that on too. Sprinkle with a pinch of salt and pepper and a glug (about a table spoon or two) of vinegar.

Now mix until all combines. Taste and if needed, add more salt, pepper, and/or vinegar.

Now its done. Grab a fork and eat to your face.