THE LOVELY CRAZY

I love December, basically because it is a month long excuse to always be baking cookies. And listen to Christmas music. And have a lovely big ass tree in the house covered in lights and dried fruit. Plus snow if we are really lucky. December. It%u2019s a good month.

And we are getting to that time when now most of us have serious cookie making on the brain. I bet if you ask 5 people what they are planning on doing in the next few days leading up to Christmas, at least 3 of them will tell you they are making cookies because really, that is what you should be doing. That is if you like to bake. If not, then by all means, skip cookie baking.

Now what cookies to bake? Well you got to have chocolate chip, and peanut butter. Plus some no bakes and sugar cookies, but also, I think, some type of gingerbread.

These cookies are the gingerbread something. I added cardamon because I think cardamom is delicious and think everyone will think so too, And lemon because lemon goes with cardamom and ginger and lemon cardamon ginger just has a nice ring to it. Then crinkle because I didn%u2019t really want to roll out dough and cut out shapes (I was being lazy), but I wanted pretty and I am really Into the crinkle look.

These cookies were a huge hit. Not crispy like a snap, but not cakey or overly soft. A nice chew and deep in flavor. The mr was basically smuggling these cookies all day before I had a chance to really hide them and he is not a typical gingerbread lover but he told me that these cookies might just be the best cookies he has ever had. So yeah, I guess this is now my new winner gingerbread cookie recipe.

And no joke, these are probably the best smelling cookies I have ever made. I wanted to bottle up the smell and wear it on me like a teenage boy wears a new bottle of axe. Seriously, I kept sniffing my sweater all day long just to get a good hit of the smell. So good!

Now to the cookies!

The stuff. In one bowl there is flour, salt, and baking soda and powder. The other bowl is brown sugar and molasses. There there is a couple flax eggs, some oil, a lemon for it%u2019s zest, and spices of ginger, cardamon, cinnamon, and black pepper. Also powdered sugar to roll and crinkle these cookies.

Wet stuff. Sugar, molasses, flax eggs, and oil. Mix until combined.

Dry stuff. Flour, baking soda and powder, salt, and the spices. Add in the lemon zest too and whisk to combine.

Wet into dry. Grab a wooden spoon and mix until a cohesive dough forms. And yes you can give up the spoon after a minute and use your hands to complete the mixing%u2026 I did.

After dough is mixed and uniform, pop the bowl into the fridge for a little while to give he dough some time to rest. Half an hour is good and you could even leave it for a day if you wanted to, just cover it if you do.

And when the dough has had it%u2019s time, scoop, roll into balls, ans roll around and completely coat in powdered sugar.

Sugars balls of dough. Now pop them into the oven.

TA DA! Baked and all crinkly.

Let the cookies cool on a wire rack because that%u2019s how all cookie cool. And smell that delicious oh so lovely smell. It really is amazing, no?

Then onto a serving plate and now you have cookies for your mouth face.

Happiest happys of all the days to come! Now go eat cookies!

-C

makes around 2 dozen cookies

  • 2 1/2 cups all purpose flour

  • 1 teaspoon baking soda

  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

  • 1 tablespoon ground ginger

  • 3/4 teaspoon ground cardamom

  • 2 teaspoon cinnamon

  • 1 teaspoon pepper

  • zest of a lemon (about 2 teaspoons)

  • 3/4 cup brown sugar

  • 1/4 cup molasses

  • 2/3 cup neutral oil (I used canola)

  • 2 flax eggs (6 tablespoon warm water mixed with 2 tablespoon ground flax seed)

  • 1/2 -3/4 cup powdered sugar

To start, grab a bowl and mix together the brown sugar, molasses, oil, and flax seed eggs until completely combines. In another large bowl, whisk together the flour, all the spices (ginger, cardamon, cinnamon,and pepper), baking powder and soda, and salt. Pour the wet mixture into the bowl with the dry and mix together until a cohesive dough forms. Place dough in fridge for about a 1/2 hour to up to a day to let dough rest for a bit. If you are going to keep in the fridge for a while, just cover it up.

When ready to bake, preheat oven to 350 and measure out powdered sugar into a bowl

Remove dough from fridge and using a scoop or just eyeballing it, scoop about 2 tablespoons worth of dough. With each scoop, roll the dough into a ball and place into the bowl of the powdered sugar and roll around unit completely coated. Place ball on a baking sheet, giving it a little pat down, NOT squishing it down, just a little indent. And don%u2019t overcrowd balls, give them a little space.

When your baking sheet full, place Into hot oven and bake for 12-13 minutes or until the cookies have puffed and flattened out a bit, are golden brown on the bottoms, and the tops are all crinkly and lovely. Once cooked all the way, remove from oven and transfer cookies onto a wire rack to cool.

Then eat a warm one. Heck, eat 2 warm ones, then do what you will with the rest.

Store cooled cookies in an air tight container at room temp for 3-4 days. They can also be frozen for long term storage but why do you need to store your cookies? Jest eat them.

As of right now, these are by far the best cookies I have ever made. Look at them. They are SO CUTE!. Worth all the effort, seeing that I do not own a ghost cookie cutter (although I think my version of ghosts are pretty fantastic) and had to hand cut out each cookie with a knife and a ghost cutout I made a few weeks back. They make me happy just looking at them. That right there is saying something. And I don%u2019t know about you and where you are, but it is getting pretty freaking cold out and I refuse to turn the heat on for a few more weeks so I do what I need to do to stay warm. If that means turning on the oven to bake cookies, then so be it. I have a feeling I am going to be making a few more batches of cookies before the months over. HA! (For reals though.)

These cookies are more or less a traditional sugar cookie with a chocolate ganache type filling, both with a hint of coconut flavor from the use of coconut oil. Something about the whole combination; the cookie, the coconutieness, and the chocolate that really had everyone (I gave them out a Barbs birthday party) praise my amazingness. I guess they are pretty freaking delicious.

Cute and delicious. Best kind of cookie!

And quick note. Yes these are ghosts but think of all the fun shaped sandwich cookies you could make. I am thinking moose shaped cookies next or maybe Christmas trees%u2026 Oh the possibilities!

Now, to the cookies!

The stuff. White sugar, coconut oil, flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla, almond milk, cocoa powder, and powdered sugar. For cookies and filling.

To make cookie dough. Beat toghetet the coconut oil with sugar and vanilla until smooth and fluffy. Add in all the dry ingredients and the almond milk and mix until a dough forms.

Wrap dough in plastic and squish tight. Place in fridge for an hour or up to a day.

After dough has had time in the fridge, grab it and roll it out on a lightly floured surface to about 1/4 inch thick.

Cut out cookie shapes. If you want to cut out eyes or a few different shapes, remember each cookie needs a top and bottom so even numbers folks.

Place cut out cookies on a baking sheet then into the oven they go.

Bakes and ghostly! Place them on a wire rack to cool and keep baking the rest of the cookies.

While cookies are cooling, make chocolate filling. Super soft, almost melted coconut oil goes in a bowl with vanilla and gets beaten together. Add in the cocoa powder, powdered sugar and pinch of salt and kept beating slowly anding in a bit of milk until the whole shebang comes together into chocolate filling awesomeness.

Once the cookies are completely cooled, fill them. The filling might have tightened up a bit so if it is not spreadable, pop into microwave for like 8 seconds to get it to move. Scoop or smear equal amounts of filling onto the bottoms of the cookies and top them off with their tops.

Done, and ready to eat.

Ghosts cookies for all your ghost fueled festivities.

-C

makes at least 16 sandwich cookies

For the cookies

  • 2 1/4 cups all purpose flour

  • 3/4 cup white sugar

  • 1 teaspoon baking powder

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extact

  • 2/3 cup soft coconut oil

  • 5 tablespoons plant milk (I used almond)

For the filling

  • 1 1/2- 2 cups powdered sugar

  • 1/3 cup cocoa powder

  • 4 tablespoons melted coconut oil

  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

  • 2-3 tablespoons plant milk

  • 1/8 teaspoon salt

Preheat oven to 350

In a bowl beat together the white sugar with the coconut oil and vanilla extract. Add in the flour, baking powder, and salt and start to mix with a spoon or fork, adding in the milk as you go. Keep mixing until completely incorporated and turns to a ball of dough. Gather together into a ball and wrap in plastic. Pat flat and place into fridge for an hour or up to a day.

To cut out cookies. Roll fridgerated dough out on a floured surface to about 1/2 inch thick. Cut out shapes, making sure to have a top and bottom for each cookie. Gather left over dough into a ball and repeat until all the dough is used.

Place cookies on a baking sheet and bake for 13-15 minutes or until they are just starting to lightly brown around the edges. Remove from oven and place on a wire rack to cook.

For chocolate filling. Beat together the melted coconut oil with vanilla. Add in the lesser amount of powdered sugar, salt, and cocoa powder. Beat on low, adding in 2 tablespoons plant milk. Beat until mixture comes together into a thick but spreadable consistency. If it seems too thick, add more milk, too thin, a little more powdered sugar.

Cookie assembly. 2 cookies at a time. A top and bottom. Spread about a tablespoon of chocolate filling to bottom cookies and pop the top on.

Eat cookies. Store what is not eaten in a airtight container for up to a week, but these ghosts will definitely not last that long.

What with all the holiday and family get togethers we have had over here at my house the past few week, we have had quite a few bags of chips and pretzels left over. Always almost empty%u2026 Always dumped into the compost because I mean, I am not so keen on seeing bags of little bits of chips and pretzels in the pantry that I know will never get eaten. Plus it is not like I am saving carrots or grapes or anything I would eat, it%u2019s junk food. But still. I hate the food waste. That is why I made these cookies. To not waste food. And because we had people coming over to the house for dinner and I cannot not have something for dessert. That would be just wrong. And lastly because I am pretty sure that chips and pretzel pieces only make a plain chocolate chunk cookie into an amazing sweet and salty cookie that will just blow your mind.

And I was right. I made the cookies, I feed them to the mr, the sister, friends and all the littles and they just couldn%u2019t get enough.

Current thought. I am sitting here typing and have come to the conclusion that I should start a bakery that makes cookies out of people almost empty bags of chips, like a Cheeto dust cookie, or a peanut butter Funyun cookie or chocolate chocolate chip Dorito cookie.

Yes. this is a good idea. Oh man, I am a genius.

But back to theeese cookies. Start with these. I%u2019ll let you know when I open the storefront to Garbage Cookies (that is what I’ll call the place) You can stand in line for the peanut butter Funyun cookies. I have a feeling about that flavor. Until then%u2026

To the cookies!

The stuff. The small bowl has flour, baking powder and baking soda. The big bowl has brown and white sugar. Then you need oil, almond milk, vanilla, chocolate chunks, some pretzels and some plain salted potatoes chips.

Start with the wet. Mix the oil, the milk, and the vanilla into the sugars until completely smooth

Whisk together the dry stuff.

And mix until its a cookie dough. Now here is the thing, you need to stick the dough in the fridge for a couple hours and if you mix in the chips and pretzels now, well I think that might make them extrealemy soggy, so hold off. For now, cover dough and refrigerate for 2-4 hours.

When the time comes for baking, grab the mix ins and with whatever method you chose, crush the chips and pretzels into small bits. (avoid turning into a dust, you want bits)

All salty and crumbly and ready to go

Grab the dough from fridge and dump in the stuff that needs to go in (crushed chips and pretzels and chocolate chunks).

Scoop dough into balls and place on a baking sheet.

Into the oven and out they come all golden brown and smelling like yes and mmmmmm.

Get those cookies on a wire rack to cool and to free up the baking sheet to keep baking.

Look at this proud cookie. Chips, pretzels, and chocolate chunks all on display.

Now is when you get yourself a plate, pile it up high, and eat.

Remember, sharing is caring so maybe share a cookie or two. (but like you don%u2019t HAVE to)

Stay happy this weekend.

-C

makes about 2 dozen cookies

  • 2 cup all purpose flour

  • 1 teaspoon baking soda

  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder

  • 1/2 cup packed brown sugar

  • 1/2 cup white sugar

  • 1/2 cup canola oil

  • 1 teaspoon vanilla

  • 6 tablespoons plant milk

  • 1/2 cup crushed potato chip

  • 1/2 cup crushed pretzels pieces

  • 3/4 cup chocolate chunks or chips

In a large bowl, mix together the sugars, oil, milk, and vanilla until completely combined. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and soda. Dump the dry into the wet and mix until the dough comes together. Gather the dough together in the bowl and cover with plastic and stick in the fridge to rest for at least 2 hour and up to a day.

When ready to bake, preheat oven to 350

Right before you take the dough from fridge, get your chocolate chunks, pretzels, and chips out. If the chips and pretzels are not already in little bits, place them in a bag (just use the chip bag if you have it) and smash with a heavy object until you turn the chips and pretzels into bits. Be carful that you don%u2019t turn it all into a dust, look for small bits. Pull dough from fridge and mix the stuff in. Scoop out balls of dough and place on baking sheets. Bake cookies in oven for 11-12 minutes or until lightly browed. Remove from oven and immediately transfer cookies to a wire rack to cool.

And now you eat.

Store uneaten cookie in a airtight container for up to a week or freeze them but I doubt you will have too. The cookies went fast.

I love making cookies. There something about having to keep a close eye on the oven, the anticipation of the perfect time to pull them from the oven. Not too early, but never to late. You have to pay close attention. A cookie is not very forgiving if left in for a minutes or two too long. Those minutes can make or break a great cookie. OS baking them is , to me anyway, like a form of meditation. You can%u2019t be distracted, thinking about things like %u201cwho came up with the name Banana Republic and then used it for a clothing store?%u201d, or looking up %u201c large metal rolling balls%u201d. No, you need to pay attention to cookies, or else your cookies might burn. But don%u2019t let that scare you, and really, you can totally think of all the random, but important, things you want while baking, just use a timer or think those thoughts while watching the oven.

These cookies are the cookies that you want to make. A cookie yes, but almost like little soft cakes, full of chocolate chips and pumpkin seeds and warm spices to elevate the pumpkiness of the pumpkin. A perfect cookie to bake when you are freezing and want nothing else then to sit in front of a warm oven, spacing out, and revealing in the smell of a fall kitchen.

Fall pro tip. Place outwear in the kitchen while baking. I had my jacket on a stool close by while the cookies were baking and even now, a few days later, it still smell like cookies.

To the cookies!

The stuff. Brown and granulated sugar, flour with salt, cinnamon, allspice ,nutmeg, and baking soda and baking powder. Pumpkin puree vanilla extract, canola oil, chocolate chips, and toasted pumpkin seeds.

Mix the sugars, oil, vanilla, and pumpkin puree together until completely incorporated.

Whisk together all the dry

Add dry to wet. Mix gently, until just incorporated.

A now you have cookie batter. But wait, can%u2019t forget the chocolate and seeds.

I like to give the chocolate chips a rough chop to make the chips a bit smaller. You can skip this step or just use small chips if you want.

Chocolate chips and toasted pumpkin seeds go into batter.

After a gentle mix, it%u2019s time bake.

Scoop the dough onto a parchment lined baking sheet (important to line or use a splat mat, or else they will stick)

Into the oven and out of the oven. Bakes to a plump golden brown perfection.

All the cookies cooling on a wire rack like all cookies should.

And then thats it.

Cookies for you and cookie to share, if you are nice like that.

Happy weekend!

-C

make 2 dozen or so cookies

  • 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

  • 1 teaspoons baking powder

  • 1 teaspoon baking soda

  • 2 teaspoon cinnamon

  • 1/2 allspice

  • 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg

  • 3/4 cup cane sugar

  • 1/2 cup packed brown sugar

  • 1 1/2 cups pumpkin puree

  • 1/2 cup vegetable oil

  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

  • 1/2 cup toasted pumpkin seeds

  • 2/3 cup chocolate chunks or chips

Preheat oven to 350

In a large bowl, mix together the sugars, purlin puree, oil, and vanilla until completely incorporated. In a smaller bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda and baking powder, salt, all spice, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Once whisk, dump into the bowl with the wet gas gently mix together until just incorporated. Do not over mix.

Dump your chocolate ships onto cutting board and give them a rough chop just to break some of the chips apart. (or use small chips) Add the chop chocolate and the toasted pumpkin seeds to the batter and gently fold them, just to even distribute them.

Line being sheets with either parchment or use a splat mat and scoop equal size ball of dough onto the baking sheets. Leave enough room for the cookie to rise and spread. Place baking sheets into oven and bake fir 12-14 minutes or until the cookies have risen, are golden brown, and a tester stuck into the middle of a cookie comes out clean. Remove from oven and place the cookies on a wire rack to cool.

Then you eat them.

Any not eaten cookies should be store in an air tight container and can be left out at room temperature for a day or two but should be refrigerated or frozen for longer storage. The mr likes to eat them straight out of the freezer.

The rhubarb is ready and I am ready. There will be rhubarb in everything for weeks. But what to start with? I was debating if I should go classic and make a pie, or maybe savory and make a rhubarb tomato soup (going to make that soup later), or maybe just a big batch of jam to stick on and in everything.. Then I remembered %u00a0that I had a cookie dream last fall, a dream that I had made almond rhubarb cookie. (that is the extent of my dream memory) %u00a0And who am I to ignore a cookie dream? So I starting off rhubarb season with cookies.%u00a0

These cookies are all sorts of good. They have oats, almonds, flax, and a vegetable (because we all know that rhubarb is technically a veggies right?) so right there is a good enough excuse to make them. And to eat whenever, including breakfast, because remember, all the good stuff. But don’t let that good stuff fool you. These cookies are just as good, if not better then any other cookie. Soft and chewy. So nutty, sweet but not too, and rhubarb all tart and fantastic cutting in to say hey hey hey. These are springtime, any time, cookie time cookies. Dream cookies that are now reality cookies.

Let the rhubarb begin!

The stuff. Almonds, oats and rhubarb. Brown sugar, vegan butter, a flax egg, cinnamon, baking soda, vanilla and salt.

First we need to turn the oats into flour so blend them in a food processor until that happens%u00a0

Next up are the almonds. These you want to pulse for about 2-3 minutes they become %u00a0more of an almond meal the flour. Don’t over blend or else you might end up with almond butter.%u00a0

Next up. Sugar, vegan butter, cinnamon, vanilla, ans flax egg all go into a big bowl.

Mix well until all combined and incorporated.%u00a0

Now add in the oat flour, almond meal, cinnamon, salt, and baking powder.

Stir it up and there you go.. but the rhubarb!

Remove the leave from rhubarb if you haven’t already.%u00a0They will kill you!(or make you violently ill).%u00a0Chop the rhubarb stalks into small pieces that are roughly the same size as chocolate chip. Some chunks can be a little bit bigger, but you don’t want the piece too big or else you will end up with soggy cookies.

Rhubarb goes into cookie batter Mix it all in.%u00a0

Scoop out dough onto baking sheet and give them all a good pat to flatten them down a good bit. Place them into the oven for %u00a017-22 minutes to bake. until nice deep golden brown.

Golden brown and baked all nice. Look at those rhubarb chunks.%u00a0So pretty.

Cookies out on a wire rack to cool and firm up a bit.

So now you eat yourself a cookie. Or two.

-C

makes 18-22 cookies depending on size

  • 1 1/2 cups raw almonds

  • 1 1/2 cups old fashion oats (gluten free if needed)

  • 1/3 cup vegan butter room temperature

  • 1 flax or chia egg (1 tablespoon ground seed and 3 tablespoon water)

  • 1 cup packed brown sugar

  • 1 teaspoon baking soda

  • 1 teaspoon salt

  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

  • 1 tablespoon cinnamon

  • 2-3 stalks rhubarb (about 1 1/2 cups chopped)

Preheat oven to 350

Add oats to a food processor and blend until the oats turn into flour, which will take about 2 minutes. Dump the now flour into a bowl. Add almonds to the food processor and pulse for 2-3 minutes until the almonds turn into fine meal. Dump into the bowl with oats.

In a large bowl mix together the vegan butter, brown sugar, flax egg, and vanilla until fully incorporated. Add in the oat and almond flours, cinnamon, salt, and baking soda and mix until la dough forms.%u00a0

Grab rhubarb and chop into little pieces that are roughly the size of a chocolate chip. Measure out 1 1/2 cups and dump into batter. Mix until incorporated.%u00a0

Scoop out cookies onto a parchment lined baking sheet and flatten each cookie to aboutt 1/2 inch thick. Place into %u00a0preheated oven. and bake for 17-22 minutes (rotate after 12)%u00a0%u00a0or until a nice golden brown on top and bottom. (Depending on your baking sheet and stove, it could take a few minutes longer, just keep your eyes on the cookies!)%u00a0%u00a0Once bakes, place on a wire rack to cool.%u00a0These cookies are very fragile until they cool off so be careful handling them.%u00a0

Let cool and eat. And yes, these are 100% exceptable to eat as a breakfast cookie.%u00a0

Left over cookies should be stored in an airtight container at room tempature for 2-3 day, longer in the fridge, and can be frozen .

And eat yourself a cookie. Or two.

Cookie anecdote. %u00a0I placed a cookie sheet full of cookies back into a cold oven to store while I was cleaning up the kitchen. And left them there and kind of forgot about they, And then I cranked the oven on to make dinner and a few minutes later smelled something burning. OH fuck… the cookies! I pulled them out just in time to see that I had completely burnt the bottoms. SO PISSED ( I might have raged cried a little). But you know what I did? I cut all the bunt bottoms off and placed the crumbles up un-burnt bits onto a bowl. The mr came home and ate the bowl of crumble and was happy as a clam. And lucky had left out half of the cookies l on the counter so not all were lost. But lessons learned. Cookies crumbles are just as good as whole cookies and always check the oven before turning it on. There might be cookies in there!!!%u00a0

Is it weird to crush up a cookie to make a new cookies? I don’t think so , I actually think it’s kind of my best idea ever (although I am sure that I am not the first to think of this). I now have this desire to make all sorts of crushed cookie cookies and crushed cake cookies, and crushed up cookies in cinnamon buns and you get the idea. Picture it now. A cookie full of huge hunks of birthday cake, or a crushed chocolate chip cookie inside a chocolate chocolate cookie crushed up inside of a peanut butter cookie rolled in crushed up chips….This could get dangerous.

Back to these cookies.%u00a0

Not going to lie, these cookies were 99 percent inspired but Lindsey Lohan. And no, not because they are like crack (although that’s what the mr’s brother thought) but because of the movie,%u00a0The Parent Trap.%u00a0Yes, it is now on Hulu and yes, I watched it, and yes I was by myself, and no I will not feel shame for that.%u00a0%u00a0In the movie the Lindsey’s (well, the one Lindsey that plays two Lindsey’s.. you should watch it if you don’t know what I am talking about)%u00a0are away at summer camp being all innocent and cute (what happened to you Lindsey?) but get into a little trouble and are banished to a cabin away from other campers. After getting over there anger at one another, they start talking about their parents and how they share the same birthday and how they look exactly alike. Then they start to eat Oreos dipped in peanut butter. This is the point in the movie where they know something is up and that they are actually twins separated at birth. (Not because they look exactly the same or share the same birthday, it’s totally the cookies.%u00a0Powerful Disney moment.) %u00a0I mean, if that food combination could do that for these girls, well what could it do for me? (so far not a damn thing) %u00a0But I had the peanut butter and a few Oreos left from a ice cream cake and I needed to bake because I needed to so I listened to the innocent cute Lindsey’s and make these crushed up Oreo and peanut butter cookies. And the world thanked me, but really, we should thank Lindsey too.I hear she could really use a win right now. And maybe I will eventually find a girl that looks like me and share my birthday and can be my twin too. I’ll make her these cookies.

The stuff. We are gonna need some white and brown sugar, vanilla extract, flax eggs, peanut butter and earth balance. Also flour, baking soda and baking powder,%u00a0a little bit of salt, and of course, Oreo cookies.

Add to a bowl the sugars,%u00a0flax eggs,%u00a0peanut butter, vanilla, and the earth balance.%u00a0

Mix until smooth and creamy.

After mixing all the dry together, dump it into the wet and mix until cookie dough happens.%u00a0

Then add in your crushed Oreos! I just used my hands and crushed them directly into the bowl, but you could also stick them in a bag and smash them. Your choice.%u00a0

Cookies in the cookie dough.. Don’t eat it.%u00a0Ok,%u00a0maybe eat a little.%u00a0

Scoop same sized amounts of dough onto a cookies sheet and take a flat something or another and smoosh the balls into flat disks.

Once the oven is preheated, pop those suckers into the oven to bake. I did 12-13 minutes and they came out perfect.%u00a0

Now fill your cookie jar with al those perfect cookies and hide it. If seen, they will be devoured. Share with your long lost twin.%u00a0

-C

make 2 dozen%u00a0

  • 1 3/4 %u00a0cups all %u00a0purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup white sugar
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • 2/3 cup creamy peanut butter
  • 1/3 cup earth balance or other vegan butter
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 flax eggs (2 tablespoon flax meal with 6 tablespoons water)
  • 10 Oreos%u00a0

Preheat oven to 350

In a large bowl combine the sugars, the peanut butter, vanilla, earth balance, and the flax eggs. Mix until all completely combined and smooth. In a smaller bowl combine the flour, baking soda and powder, and salt and whisk to mix. Dump the dry into the wet and mix until combined. Take Oreos and crush them into small pieces (I used my hands but you could stick them in a bag and smash them with a rolling pin or something) into the dough. Mix until evenly disturbed.

Measure out same sized balls of dough and place them on a cookie sheet. Take a flat surface and smoosh the dough so it it a flat dish. Bake cookies for 11-13 minutes or until the edges are starting to lightly brown. Remove and place on a cooling rack.

Eat the cookies. %u00a0Hide the cookies.%u00a0

Right now it is all about the holiday cookies. There are the chocolate ones, the filled ones, the nutty ones and all at the other ones, but really, what is the holiday without a good basic sugar cookie covered in way to much icing and sprinkles? Not right it what it is.

So to kick off holiday cookie baking I had a cookie decorating and pizza %u00a0party with the littles and big littles. Cookies, icing and frosting, and so many sprinkles. I went the smart route with preparation and precut all the cookies before the party. I was thinking that I would have everyone cut there own cookies out but then I was thinking %u00a0a bunch of little and hot pans and more likely then not burnt cookies. I just didn’t want to deal with it and it was a good choice on my part. I am so smart.%u00a0

These cookies are kind of your basic sugar cookies with a little lemon twist. The lemon adds that extra something, a little zip behind the sweetness, especially after all the glaze.%u00a0And they can be baked to be slightly soft or to have a nice crisp edge. A good, tasty, %u00a0all around cookie, perfect for any holiday cookie party.%u00a0

And just a warning about cookie parties. There will be madness and states of being that only an emense amount of sugar can produce.

The stuff. Flour, baking powder sugar, and salt. Squash puree, earth balance, vanilla, and some lemons.%u00a0

Sugar, butter, puree, lemon zest, lemon juice and the vanilla get cozy into big bowl and then mixed together.

Some people prefer to do this step with an electric beater but I like to use a wooden spoon because arm powder. Either way, make sure the mixtures is completely mixed and that there are no huge chunks of butter.%u00a0

Now add in the dry and mix mix mix until if forms a dough.

%u00a0Don’t be afraid to use your hands here.. I started out with the spoon and finish with my hands. It is much easier.

The dough needs a little time in the fridge so wrap it in plastic (or a large plastic bag) and stick in the fridge for a least and hour or up to a day.%u00a0

When your ready for cookie cutting time, remove dough and let sit on counter for a few minutes to warm up. Then place on a lightly floured surface and roll out about 1/4 inch thick (you can go a little thinner if you like)

And keep gathering and rolling ou the dough until all the dough is a cookie.

Bake the cookies for anywhere between 10-13 minutes. This is dependent on if you like a softer cookie or one with more of a crunch.%u00a0

And you are probably going to want to make some glaze,%u00a0which is super simple. Powedred sugar, water, corn syrup, and vanilla extract.%u00a0

You of course need to get crafty with colors so color the icing %u00a0to your liking.

Then it’s all about decorating. The mr and I did a few cookies ourselves before the cookie party began. We figured we wouldn’t really get a chance to once all the littles showed up. We were right.%u00a0

Also I bought brand new synthetic paint brushes (important that they are new) to use to paint on the glaze. It was a very good idea. We loved it and so did all the little.%u00a0

Our cookie masterpieces. Who doesn’t love a rapper snowman?

Let the party begin. I ended up making 3 batches of cookies because the more cookies the better. And again, so smart to have the cookies all precut and ready. I couldn’t imagine having to deal with cutting cookies with everyone. There would have been tears (most likely mine)%u00a0

Christmas music on, happy little littles, it started out so wholesome and good.%u00a0%u00a0Glaze, frosting, so many sprinkles. I could smell the sugar in the air. I also said that there was to be no cookie eating until after dinner so naturally I think that each little ate about 5 cookies before dinner. It would have been worse if I had they could eat any at all.%u00a0

And then we ate dinner and more cookies and they all went freaking crazy. Like running around screaming, stoping once in a while to maybe think they might throw up,%u00a0%u00a0then kept on running and screaming. %u00a0Sugar can do crazy things.%u00a0

%u00a0Just a few of the creations from the night. There were snowmen, 3D trees and reindeer, and stars. I guess I don’t have a snowflake which bummed me out but stars made do. And yes, that is indeed a target employee cookie.. so awesome.

All in all, the party was a success. The cookies came out great. The decorations were on point. The littles and big littles had fun and were all in a sugar coma by the end of the night.%u00a0%u00a0Annnd my house is covered in a light film of stickiness.%u00a0

Enjoy your weekend and make lots of cookies because that is what you are suppose to do.%u00a0

-C

makes 20-25 cookies (all depending on you shapes ands sizes of cutters)

Cookie

  • 2 1/4 %u00a0cups flour%u00a0
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/4 cup squash puree
  • 3/4 cup white sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1/2 cup room temp %u00a0vegan butter
  • 1 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 2 teaspoons lemon zest

Icing%u00a0

  • 2 tablespoons corn syrup
  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 tablespoons plant milk or water
  • 1 teaspoon extract (vanilla, almond, or lemon)%u00a0%u00a0
  • food coloring (optional)%u00a0

preheat oven to 350

In a large bowl beat %u00a0together butter, sugar, vanilla, squash, lemon zest and lemon juice until fully incorporated. Add in flour, salt, and baling powder and mix until it all comes together. When dough gets a little hard to mix with a spoon, use your hands and compress the dough into a ball. %u00a0Take dough and wrap in plastic wrap or place in a zip lock pulled to dough tight and place in the fridge for at least 1 hour or up to a day.

After the dough has had time in the fridge, remove and let sit for a few minutes.. Lightly flour the counter and roll dough out to about a quart inch thick. Grab your cookie cutter and cut away at rolled out dough. Place cut cookies on a baking sheet, gather up remaining dough and roll out all over again. Repeat process until all the dough has been used. Place cookies %u00a0in oven and bake for 10 minutes or until cookies are just barely turning golden brown. %u00a0If you like a crispier cookies, cook for 2-3 minutes longer.%u00a0Remove and place on a cooling rack to cool.%u00a0

Prepare your icing.

Mix all the ingerdients together until full incorporated. Color to your liking.%u00a0

And once the cookies are %u00a0cool its time to start you decorating! You can dip, pour, paint, or pip icing onto cookies. Embellish with sprinkles and candies.

Eat your cookies%u00a0

My little twin brothers birthday was yesterday, and when I say little, I mean younger, cause these dudes are not small and 18 isn’t little. But really, all I can think is “What the F**K. When did that happen?”%u00a0 It seems like just yesterday that I was baby sitting these kids, watching Rugrats and Toy Story on loop. Playing with mr. lemon head, blowing bubbles and drawing with sidewalk chalk. All the boxes of mac ans cheese, cups of chocolate with a little milk and the fruitthat needed to be cut up in order for them to eat it. They were so cute and sweet and they loved their big sister (me) so much Now when I see them, if they decided to come out of their rooms,%u00a0 they talk about which colleges they want to go to, their jobs, girls (if I pry) and things that I have no need to listen to (sports, video games, stuff boys walk about). And because they are bigger then me, I usually get roughed up a little when ever I see them.(I kind of deserve it cause when they were babied I dropped them each at least once) They are pretty much all grown up, although they still drink too much chocolate milk, still like their fruit pre-cut, and I think that they still secretly watch Toy Story on loop.

Never to old for Toy Story.

The cookies were made for their birthday. I was going to make a cake, but my mom was on that with 2 ice cream cakes and another regular one(just in case two was not enough) and I was not about to do a cake to compete with boxed ice cream cakes from the grocery store. I know my family, they liked their carnival ice cream cakes.%u00a0 But one of the twins asked me to make him a special dessert, something with lemon. So I made him these here lemon cookies and I added strawberry jam because I wanted to and it felt right. Look at me being the best sister.

But just because it’s not your birthday you can still have these cookies. It’s citrus season so everything should be citrusy and bright and it’s just the right amount of time between Christmas cookies and now so you can make these cookies no problem. Just don’t eat them all at once.

The stuff. Flour, baking powder and soda, and a little salt. Then earth balance, a chia egg, vanilla, turbinado sugar, a lemon and some strawberry jam.

Sugar, earth balance, vanilla, and the chia egg go into the bowl.

And cream it all together.

Then the dry ingredients get mix together into a bowl with the zest of the lemon then dumped into the wet with the juice of the lemon.

Mix together until a stiff, but soft dough forms.

Roll dough into little balls and with an object of your choosing (I used a chop stick) squish the cookies down a bit in a starburst like pattern then push the center of each cookie in a bit to create a little well for the jam to go.

Place the cookies on a baking sheet and fill the centers with jam and into the oven they go!

And after a good few minutes in the oven, remove from baking sheet and set to cool for a least a minute (never eat super hot jam.. you will be sorry)

And there you have it, Happy Birthday Cookies! Or just cookies, but happy cookies non the less!

Have a great weekend!

-C

Makes about 24 cookies

  • 2 cups all purpose flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup turbinado sugar
  • 1/2 cup from temperature earth balance
  • 1 large lemon (zest and about 3 tablespoons of juice)
  • 1 chia egg (1 tablespoon ground chia seeds and 3 tablespoons water)
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • about a 1/3 cup of strawberry jam (or any flavor you want)

In a large bowl, cream together the earth balance, sugar, vanilla and chia egg. In another bowl whisk together the flour, baking soda and powder, salt and the zest of the lemon. Dump the dry into wet and mix together along with about 3 tablespoons of lemon juice until a dough forms.

preheat oven to 350

Roll dough into little palm sized balls then give them a little squish to slightly flatten them. With a chop stick or fork, press lines around the center of the cookie then take your finger and push in the center a little to create a small well.%u00a0 Place cookies on a baking sheet and fill each well with about 1/2 teaspoon jam. Place in oven and bake for about 10until the cookies have puffed up a little and the jam has spread. Remove one from sheet ans if the bottom is golden brown, then they are done. (The tops do not brown much) They may seem a little under baked, but once they cool, they will be perfect.%u00a0 Remove the rest from baking sheet and let cool on a wire rack.

Eat cookies.