THE LOVELY CRAZY
These are definitely my favorite shaped cutout cookies I have ever made. I mean seriously, carrot shaped carrot cookies, what could possibly ever be better? Nothing, and that%u2019s truth for you.
Not only are they carrot shaped, they are also carrot flavored. Yup, Carrot shaped, carrot flavored, awesomeness. A little cinnamon added to the cookie for little extra boost of flavor and an orange glaze because it works and orange is good and fresh and springing. All good stuff.
You might be thinking, huh, carrot puree in a cookie, well that doesn%u2019t sound right. But it is, it is right. And you know how I know that these cookies are awesome? Well I packed them up, (2 dozen of them) and took them over to the littles house for an after school treat. When I got there, the two older ones had friends over. I asked them if they wanted a carrot which earned me that look that said %u201care you serious%u201d but them showed them the cookies. Of course the wanted a carrot so I gave them each one. They ate their cookies then proceeded to beat the shit out of the mr. Then they asked for another cookies and beat the shit out of the mr some more. This when on and on for about a 1/2 hour until all the cookies were gone and the mr was crouched in the corner with a broom trying to defend himself against 4 rulely kids who where slashing at him with light sabers and spraying him in he face with kitchen cleaner. It%u2019s because they wanted more cookies. (and yes, the littles are getting crazy). So yeah, the cookies are good. Ass kicking good.
Anyway, a cookie with some goodness mix into it, shaped into a great shape, that will make everyone smile and happy. You could make them by yourself, make them with your friends, make them with some kids, with some old people. They are the perfect cookie to leave out for the easter bunny(do you leave carrots out for the easter bunny?) or to serve up at any easter party, spring party, or any garden party you might be attending. This cookie is pretty much perfect for any and every occasion that required a cookie. Or a carrot because carrots are always welcome.
To the carrots! I mean, the cookies!
The stuff. Flour, baking soda, salt, sugar, vegan butter, carrot puree, cinnamon, an orange, some powdered sugar, and food coloring.
Into a big bowl the sugar, vegan butter, and carrot puree go.
Beat for a minute or two until completely incorporated.
Add in all the rest of the dry stuff and mix by hand until it turns to dough.
This is the dough it turned into.
Gather the dough and wrap it or place in a plastic bag and stick it Into the fridge for a few hours or overnight. The dough NEEDS to chill.
After you let the dough be, remove from fridge, liberally dust counter, and roll out dough about 1/4 inch thick.
And then it%u2019s time to cut the cookies out. I unfortunately do not have a cookie cutter so I improvised and make 2 carrot cutouts from paper and hand cut each cookie. That worked but took forever so I got crafty and used a fat Christmas tree cookie cutter then just did a little trim and pinch to make it into a cookie. (I am a genius for that). Any way works, and you can also do other shapes too, the cookies don%u2019t change taste in different shapes. (but that would be so cool if they did)
Carefully place cut out cookies onto a baking sheet, giving them a little space because they do spread a tiny bit.
And into the oven to bake they go.
Out in 10 minutes looking all carrot like.
Carrots waiting to cool so they can be glazed.
The glaze. Pretty straight forward. Just zest orange into powdered sugar and juice the orange into the sugar and mix.
Divide glaze and dye one orange and one green
And glaze away. I recommend doing it over a rack and baking sheet to minimize mess because they do drip a bit.
Now just you look at that, carrot shaped carrot sugar cookies .What a sight!
And of course, carrots come in bunches. HA
Enjoy some carrots!
-C
makes about 2 and a half dozen (depending on size)
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2 1/4 cups all purpose flour plus more for dusting
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1 teaspoon baking soda
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1/2 teaspoon salt
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1 teaspoon cinnamon
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1/2 cup vegan butter
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3/4 cup granulated sugar
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1/2 cup carrot puree ( see note about how to make puree)
For the glaze
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2 to 3 cups powdered sugar
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on orange
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orange and green food coloring
Note. To make carrot puree, steam a couple carrots until completely soft them blend until smooth.
Place sugar, vegan butter, and carrot puree into a big bowl. Beat with a beater until light and fluffy. Add in the flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon and mix by hand until completely incorporated and mixture tunes into dough. Gather dough into a disk and wrap in plastic or place in a plastic bag and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or up to overnight.
Once dough has chilled enough and you are ready to go, preheat the oven to 350.
Place dough on a flour dusted counter and roll out about 1/4 inch thick. Cut out the cookies with a cutter or by hand and place on a baking sheet. Bake cookies for 10-11 minutes or until just starting to turn slightly brown around the edges. Remove from oven and place on a wire rack to cool.
Once cookies are all baked and cooling, make the glaze. Place powered sugar into a big bowl, zest in the orange then add in the juice od half the orange. Mix completely and check consistency. You want it to be slightly running but not liquid, but also not to stiff. Add more juice or more sugar to get it right. Once it is the right consistency, separate into 2 bowls. Dye one green and one orange. Now glaze you cookies. A knife or small spatula works best and yes, the glaze drips a little so do it over a baking sheet, but after about 10 minutes the glaze hardens.
And then you have carrot cookies and all is good. Now go eat a carrot cookie!
Store uneaten cookies in an airtight container for up to 5 days. They can be frozen too.
Hey hey hey! Happy Valentines Day! Hope you have a loved one to share the day with (romantically or not)
How has your week been? We are getting right back into the swing of thingsand it has been a little too easy. It’s almost (almost) like we didn’t leave. The best thing I can think to do now is to start planning our next big adventure (pretty sure we are going cross county at then end of this summer) But before that we have the house to do. This week we have spent a good amount of time with drawings, measurements, looking at materials, and just trying to figure out what we want and or can do. (we can’t afford solid gold bath fixtures.. wonk wonk…) And the apartments. I think everyone and their mom wants to rent one of our apartments. So many showings.%u00a0 The mr has been so good and running around showing places like 5 times a day, in the cold no less, but so far so good. We have a few new tenantslined up and ready to go.%u00a0 Things are getting done around here!
But other then that. just thinking a bit much about spring. I am getting the feels for all sorts of dirty activities (planting things you dirty birds) and am thinking we should probably get seeds and get some plants going soon here. This lady is needing some kale!
Anyway. V day. Off to a great start. I am awake and inside and not outside so that’s awesome. I realized how cold it is out when last night after the pup came inside from his5 minute walk, I tried to take his leash off and my fingers froze to the metal clip. Yeah, its that f*cking cold. So no outside today(it’s suppose to be worse then yesterday)%u00a0 Nope, just going to make a gallon of coffee, open the door and let the puppy go pee. Then I will close said door, sit on the couch, and continue my morning reading. This will be the way of the day. Coffee, reading, letting the pup go pee. Simple and satisfying. Oh and the mr and I are going to watch a movie later and eat lots of food.. The excitement is overflowing here!
How about you? Got any big plans? Don’t worry if you don’t, your big plans today should involve being happy and staying warm, but if you do. Go you! Have fun, and remember to keep your clothes on until you get inside!
Here is some internet I weeded through for you to look at.
–The Dark Origins Of Valentine’s Day. Not all pink and fluffy teddy bears.
-Is there a difference between hot cocoa and hot chocolate… yes, and its kind of obvious.
-Having a major crush on these tiles for the new bathroom. what do you think?
-Color is more then just color.The Psychology of Color
-This reminds me of Iceland.. the whole country is geothermal. Citrus In The Snow: Geothermal Greenhouses Grow Local Produce In Winter
-Because you should know. How to make strawberry mice. (really cute!)
-I have forever slept with my feet stinking out. Sleep Hack: Keep Your Feet Outside Your Covers
-On food. Fat Isn’t Bad, Stupid is Bad
-I love this house and all the decor.
-And because whenyour young and you think it would be fun, You Can Now Study Tacos at the University of Kentucky. I know I would have.
And a few pics from the past week
Happy Sunday and keep it real!
-C
Yesteray the mr and I took a couple littles( and one not so little) to the farm for a tracker ride and pumpkin picking! It was fantastic. The sun was out, but it was still fall chilly. The pumpkins were amazing and we were the first one there so we had an the first pick of the lot! But before we went to the pumpkin patch, we went to the raspberry patch for some breakfast raspberries %u00a0and the littles stumbled upon a super friendly, lovey black cat. Needless to say, they picked no raspberries and just ended up playing with the cat.%u00a0%u00a0I asked one of the farmers if they knew the cat and she told us it’s kind of the farms cat and her name is%u2026wait for it%u2026. Super Friendly.. Best name ever.
This week also included a birthday party, a solar eclipse (did you see it?) a little drive to check our some tree colors (wasn’t much at the time, but this week will be good) and some more apple picking (I can’t stop!). We also took one of the last trips to the garden to harvest some greens and got crushed. I have been babying a bed of rainbow chard all summer and was so excited to do one big-ass harvest. But when we got there, all the leaves have been eaten off. A Fuckface deer ate my chard! I was so mad and am still a little pissy about it, but what can I do? And really, If I was a deer , tI would have muched the shit out of that chard too.
Also, it seems that everyday I am digging/riffling through the basement for just one more long sleeve shirt, pair of wool socks,%u00a0or a warmer pair of mittens. I have’t pulled out the jacket yet, but I think that it’s going to happen soon. I mean, wearing 2 long sleeve shirts and 2 sweaters is getting kind of annoying when I leave the house to walk the dog, So yeah, might do that today.
But this weather%u2026 SO GOOD right! Blankets, sweaters, tea and coffee, knitting and reading. If I could live in a fall state for my entire life. Oh man that would be great.%u00a0
Anyways, enough about me, how about you? Are you enjoying the weather where you are? Are you getting out and doing all the fall things that one does? Are you at least getting in some r and r toady? I hope so. cause we all deserve it!%u00a0
Here, the Internet stuff from the week if you feel so inclined.
-Someone get me a ticket! Harry Potters Christmas Dinner in the Great Hall%u2026. I must go!
–I have a thing for clouds.%u00a0What’s at the edge of a Cloud?%u00a0
-This house%u00a0is so amazing
-And love this place too.
-Pretty trees dripping light.%u00a0
-I am trying to get the mr to go with me.. but I am going. (heights are a bitch)%u00a0%u00a0Wild Walk. A walk through the %u00a0Treetops.%u00a0
-Are you a sweet of sour person? Me, I think I am sour.%u00a0Power Of Sour: How Tart Is Reclaiming Turf From Sweet
-Clone your dog?%u00a0%u00a0I think I’m gonna pass on that.%u00a0
-A myth about Refreezing food.%u00a0%u00a0Good, cause I a freezer, refreezesr of food.%u00a0
And some picture from all the fun..%u00a0
The past few weeks, whenever the mr and I have a free couple of hours, we have been hitting the countryside, in such of the best rivers (for me to play in and for him to fly fish)%u00a0
We have been to many, but this one is my new favorite. There is shade to sit in, sun to bath in,%u00a0and hiking trails to hike. There are little wading pools, deep spots that are great for fishing, and lost and lots of the most amazing rock formations. And bonus,%u00a0the was not a mere person in site, only a few cute little frogs.
%u00a0No matter that I think I broke the bottom of my foot walking barefoot in the water and jumping hard onto a rock, or that the mr came back with a touch of poison ivy (poison something). We still both love it and are looking forward to our next trip back with shoes and long sleeves!
You got any plans this weekend? If not, I am recommending that you hit a river. Bring a book, bring a picnic, and bring a little bucket for your river treasures. Soak up the last bits of the summer, take a break from the crazy, and just go. Trust, you will be happy you did.
Hey there people! How’s it going? Good right.. cause it’s SUNDAY!
Ok, so I know that some people don’t like sundays, but me, it’s my day. The one day of the week that I try to do as little crap as possible and relax, It also means the house is spotless, the fridge is stocked, (so so so stocked..a farm share and garden explosion!)%u00a0and the sheets have been changed on the bed%u2026. I LOVE clean sheets! %u00a0
This past week was for sure one of those dragging, nagging, just want it to be over type of weeks. Why? I am not exactly sure. We have %u00a0had us some good time;%u00a0a back to school dinner, banana ice cream cake, garden time and a few playground trips. But I think I am just feeling the pull towards fall and am just clicking the days away until %u00a0we have the crisp cold days full of apple,%u00a0pumpkins, cozy sweaters, and colorful leaves.%u00a0Call me crazy, but I can’t wait for the warm weather to GO AWAY!
Anyway, %u00a0today I am going to relax a bit. Maybe I’ll finish my book, restart my knitting (I have knitted about 3 hats and keep pulling them apart because I don’t end up liking them.. I have pattern commitment issues) or do a little more painting. (on canvas, not walls). %u00a0I hope to take the mr and the pup for a little hike and of course, drink a much coffee as my heart can handle.%u00a0
How about you? Got any plans for the day?%u00a0
Note about picture above%u2026. Saw the stuffed bear on a walk with the pup.. He went BATSHIT when he saw it. I don’t know how I even managed to take a picture cause he was barking like an ass at the thing%u2026. Thats my dog.
Here is internet stuff from the week
-No more squares on Instagram. I am not going to lie, haven’t noticed%u00a0
-Uh, no shit.%u00a0Turns Out Sarcastic People Really Are%u00a0Better at Everything%u00a0
-Can You Use That In A Sentence? Dictionary Adds New Words%u2026Awesomsauce!
-Plants all around!!!%u00a0
–%u00a0This house%u00a0and this house
-Why isn’t this happening everywhere?%u00a0Streamlined Berlin Grocery Store Creates No Packaging Waste
–If only I had a library.. These are tops!%u00a0
-The Complete Guide to Gluten Free Baking.%u00a0Thanks King Arthur Flour!
-Human Face Coffee Lids.. hahaha%u00a0
-Indiana Brewery Is Now Making a Beer for Dogs.%u00a0I know my pup would like one.
And a few pictures from the week (All taken with my I phone 4.. I kept forgetting my camera)
Can you believe it%u2026%u00a0August already.%u00a0What the what?
%u00a0I was in the great big Coscto store this week and saw Halloween costumes and I am pretty sure there was some Christmas shit too. (I wasn’t %u00a0about to look to closely and fall down that rabbit hole)%u00a0I mean, jeeze, It’s%u00a0still summer and I%u00a0like to think that I live a little more in the somewhat present moment. %u00a0I have a hard time figuring out what I am going to be doing in 2 weeks, let alone 2 months from now. %u00a0But man, seeing that stuff really sent me into a time whirl%u2026 It’s just flying by so fast.%u00a0
Anyway,%u00a0August. One of my favorite months of the year. The farm shares are gigantic (I got corn and watermelons at the last pick up!)%u00a0and the garden is bursting with so many goodies.%u00a0The days are still really warm, but the nights are starting to cool off, The wild flowers are in abundance all over. Plus%u00a0my Dad always comes%u00a0back to Vermont in August for a long visit (he;s here now!), which means lots%u00a0of family stuff, a Stem family reunion, lots of%u00a0hiking, and of course lots of%u00a0food eating. And it’s getting close to back to school time. The littles are all getting equally%u00a0exctited/depressed about the going back. I am kind of excited for them to go back too!%u00a0
My goal for August.. try to check off some more of my summer bucket%u00a0list and also try to%u00a0buy some plane tickets to a far away land.( I hear that%u00a0tickets prices this month are at the lowest%u00a0they have been in years!)%u00a0At the same time%u00a0I want to%u00a0try%u00a0not to worry to much about doing a bunch of stuff.. %u00a0just try to enjoy what’s left of the summer. No pressure!
So what about you? Got any end of summer plans?%u00a0
I’ll leave you with some good internet stuff from the week.
-I know I have said this before, but this is the house I am meant to live in.
-Cocoon in a tree!?!!%u2026but where do you pee?
–Get it here%u2026IKEA 2016 CATALOG!
-I love a good tub.%u00a0The World’s Most Beautiful Bathtubs
–Whoa.%u00a0How Birds See Our World%u00a0
-This wood is so pretty.%u00a0
–Different types of summer squash
-I am a plant whore so this makes%u00a0me happy.%u00a0A Plethora of Plants in Every Room
-Oh to be one of these littles…%u00a0The Kids of Burning Man
And hiking and bee pictures from the week
Be Happy and enjoy the rest of the weekend!
-C
Happy summer!! Happy Fathers Day!!%u00a0Happy happy!!%u00a0
Can you believe it? We are already getting toward the end of June. This is just crazy to me. I feel like I should have gotten more summer stuff done already.%u00a0Aaaaaaaaah! Pulling my hair out! Whatever, it’s all cool. I’ll get there (where?%u00a0%u00a0not exactly sure) but I think%u00a0this week was a good start. We did a%u00a0little road trip to Montreal, a few good bike rides, hung out%u00a0with some littles that are officially on summer%u00a0vacation (again. AAAAAHHHHH),%u00a0a drive to the country to collect wildflowers%u2026. I mean, I did a good amount of awesome stuff this week. %u00a0I also did a fair amount of not so much fun crap, but we don’t%u00a0need to go there. All this summer talk got me thinking.. What do I want to do this summer? So I made a list
SUMMER BUCKET LIST
- Hike Camels Hump (and some other mountains)
- Start knitting a sweater so it will be ready for%u00a0fall
- Fly a kite
- A kayaking Day Trip
- At least one%u00a0EPIC bike ride
- repot all my house plants
- spend a n entire day in bed (or at least at home)
- Make popsicles at least once a week
- Fly somewhere
- go swimming in a river
- Clean out the barn
- A few good camping trips (can combine with #1,2,3,4,6, and 9)
- Road Trip!!! (another one)
- Shave my legs and get a hair cut
- Every kind of berry picking
I could add a few more, but this is a good start. %u00a0Do you have a summer bucket list? If so, something you got that I am missing? I am open to suggestions,
Anyway, here is what this%u00a0week in internet had for me…
%u00a0- %u00a0I am in love and inspired by this.%u00a0STUDIO TOUR: KIKI SLAUGHTER
-%u00a0A Gallery of Beautifully Eclectic Living Rooms%u00a0
–Yes, Coffee Can Actually Improve The Power Of Your Power Naps
-Nick and I were just listening to this TED talk. Very interesting.%u00a0Shifting Time%u00a0%u00a0
%u00a0-%u00a0I love %u00a0a good%u00a0%u00a0Horseshoe.
-This hotel room, I could live in.%u00a0%u00a0AN APARTMENT-LIKE HOTEL ROOM FOR THE TRAVELING PROFESSIONAL%u00a0
-Your Inner-Child Will Love This Playground Decor%u00a0I think I want the side.%u00a0 %u00a0
And some pictures from%u00a0the week.
The gardens looking good, no?
Sticks and farting noises make the best of times.
Weekly CSA%u2026..so AMAZING!!!
I rode the mr’s%u00a0%u00a0bike for a few days after my tire%u00a0popped. I liked having a basket, I felt like the wicked witch of the west.
For a little while now, we have been telling this lady (my little sis) we would take her to the big city up north. She had never been, (which is crazy%u00a0cause we live so close) and wanted to just explore and take some pictures.%u00a0So last week when she finally finished school for the summer, the mr, this lady, and I made the trip.
%u00a0I guess the best way to start a little road trip%u00a0is with a bowl or egg noodle covered in the smelliest%u00a0teriyaki sauce ever ( it was 9 in the morning). Gross as hell, but i give her credit for creativity. This lady has a fantastic (and pretty freaking dirty) mind.%u00a0
And really, what’s a trip to Montreal without stopping at%u00a0Ikea. It’s like a house%u00a0ware themed playground.%u00a0So much tomfoolery!%u00a0
The mr. wants to know, “is%u00a0it really frozen yogurt, cause it’s too good to be yogurt?”%u00a0The lady%u00a0just wants an Ikea closer so she can eat ice cream and hot dogs all day, everyday.%u00a0
The balls we plastic and full of water%u2026.and after wondering aloud if the balls ever dropped, this one fell onto my head.
Once in the city, we parked and set out on foot. The goal for the day was to walk, see some cool shit, and get a good cup of coffee. All of which we did. So after a few hours, tired, hot and sun burnt (we forgot the sunscreen), we dragged ass back to the car and drove home.
Until next time. (maybe we’ll take her to a strip club)
-C

The other day the mister and I started reminiscing about some of our earliest memories of what our parents fed us or what they used to eat when we were growing up. One of the dishes that we both remember eating was the classic creamed beef on toast, or as my mom use to call it, shit on a shingle. Yup, shit on a shingle. (who ever started calling creamed meat on toast is a freaking genius) I think that as a kid, I liked the dish just for the mer fact that I could say the word shit and get away with it. I think my mom liked it for few reasons; she could make a big butt load of it really fast, for a crap load of kids, on the super cheap. And I think that she just really like it.
The shit….. A few mushrooms, a bit of onion, cooked lentils, flour, milk, oil, salt and pepper, and garlic powder. And the shingles.. 2 pieces of thick white country bread.
Slice the mushrooms and the onion and toss into a skillet with a drizzle of oil. Cook on medium heat until browned and fragrant..Remove from pan.
In the empty pan still on medium heat, add in the olive oil and the flour. Whisky constantly, slowly add in the milk. Keep whisking until sauce thickens. Remove from heat. Add in salt, pepper, and garlic powder.
Add the mushrooms and the lentils into the sauce and give it a good mix. Oh, and don’t forget to toast up the bread.
Now dump that shit all over those shingles! Oh the memories.
And that’s how I know that this is a winner.
As an awesome aunt, when I have any of my nieces or nephews, I feel the need to make something special for dinner, something that the kiddos might not get very often, but also keep it on he healthy side. I have 2 littles for the night which gives me the perfect opportunity for a trash food recipe. You know trash food, things like boxed mac and cheese, beefaroni in a can, or, in this case, sloppy joes.
The stuff… We start with onion and green pepper, chopped into pieces. Black beans, bulgur, can crushed tomatoes. Chili powder, garlic powder, a bit o apple cider vinegar (which I forgot to picture) ,and some salt and pepper. Oh and cheese if you want… Plus a bun of some sort is necessary.
Toss the chopped onion and peppers into a deep skillet or pot with a drizzle of oil. Cook on medium heat until tender and toss in the spices. Give a stir. Add in the beans, bulgur, and tomato, a splash of vinegar. Stir it all up, cover, and let simmer for about 15 minutes, or until the bulgur has absorbed the liquid and is nice and tender.
And Then dump a good heaping pile right onto a bun. Add some cheese, or not..and eat with wild abandonment, making sure to get as much on your face as you get in you mouth.
I know that it it spring, but I still have a winter farm share for another month and will be cooking and eating roots and squash until the summer share starts in early June. And I am good with that cause I love me some root veggies and butternut squash.%u00a0 But, yes, it is spring and my body isn’t craving the super hearty, rich foods that it was just a few short weeks ago (more like last week) When the temperatures first start to go up, I usually want my food to not feel as heavy or my spices to be quite at warming (I am still all over curries and hot hot hot sauces in the summer). It’s like I have said before, I tend to change up my spices with the seasons. %u00a0
Half of a medium sized butternut squash (or use a whole one.. I had a half in the fridge that was waiting to be cooked) %u00a0and one whole onion (two if you use a whole squash) %u00a0Apple cider vinegar, olive oil, salt , pepper, garlic powder, and, last but not least, the oh so fragrant and tasty, tarragon.%u00a0
Chop the onion %u00a0and the squash into big chunks. If you don’t like the skin of the squash, you can peel it, but I like it so I don’t peel. Drizzle olive oil in a pan or a baking sheet, toss the veggies in and add the garlic powder, tarragon, salt and pepper and a few splashes of apple cider vinegar. Toss around. Stick into oven at 425 degrees for about 30-40 minutes.%u00a0
When the squash is tender and the onions are cooked, remove from oven.%u00a0%u00a0
Happy Friday!
The%u00a0Stuff. A%u00a0medium sized butternut squash, seeded and diced (no need to peel, but go for it if you want) About a pound of broccoli, (fresh or frozen) and a few shallots. Salt, pepper and a few cups of water.%u00a0
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The chopped squash and broccoli go into a big pot with about 2-3 cups of water. Add about a tablespoon of salt and pepper. Lid up the pot and place on medium low heat for about a half hour, or unitl squash and broccoli is%u00a0fork tender. Now blend together with either a emulsion stick blender or place in a blender for 3-5 minutes until completely smooth. Add enough water to keep things moving. Add more water if you want a thinner soup, less for a thicker soup. Season with more salt and pepper to taste. Once blended, place back in pot on simmer until ready to serve.%u00a0
%u00a0Finish off with a drizzle of balsamic vinegar and top with the %u00a0saut%u00e9ed shallots.
Lets kick the weekend off right, with a nice warm and hardy salad. Not a frilly little salad, but a salad that fills you up and leaves you feeling warm and cozy. %u00a0 A salad with a lot of squash! So here’s the thing, I eat a lot of winter squash, maybe 4 plus a week. Because I eat so many, I store a good amount in a cold storage area outside of the little warm living space we call home. Last week we had a drastic temperature change and %u00a0a good few of the my butternut and spaghetti squash froze.. then started to de-thaw. Not good. That was the second bad food experience of the day%u2026.. Earlier that day I had bought about 2 dozen super ripe bananas that I had been planing on freezing and what not. There were four bunches and each bunch was wrapped in plastic and were in a bag that I left near the back door. The thought crossed my mind, but I hastily brushed it away. Washer won’t eat those%u2026.. Well guess what? The shit ate half of my freaking bananas%u2026plastic and all. Needless to say, I was kind of pissed already so finding my squash on the way out really set me off. I was not about to let more food go to waste.(or be eaten by the dog) I went into rescue mode..Chop chop and dice%u2026boil, roast and steam%u2026and eat eat eat%u2026. and eat. I have been eating butternut for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week and that’s ok with me cause man it does taste oh so tasty. But for some people in my life, eating mashed squash out of a jar all day long does not hold the same appeal so I have been sneaking it in where ere I can. %u00a0
Easy peasy%u2026.
Diced butternut and a mediumly sliced onion..(mediumly is a new cooking term) Spritz a bit of oil in a pan and toss the squash and onion in there and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Shove into the hot oven and roast until squash and onion are tender and tasty.

Plate it and eat eat%u2026 I drizzled a little balsamic vinegar on mine%u2026Nick like his straight up. Do what you will cause either way, it’s going to be awesome!!!!
Chomp Chomp Chomp%u2026 The sound I make as I eat this freaking fantastic crunchy granola. You know it’s good when the person sitting next to you is annoyed by the sound of you face while eating.%u00a0 I eat a lot of crunchy stuff. And I am pretty sure I annoy the mister a lot.%u00a0
The simplest of stuff. 1 smashed banana, a cup of pureed butternut squash, Vietnamese cinnamon*, honey, and old fashion oats. (and a dash of salt, not shown)
Toss the cinnamon and salt with the oats. Mix together the banana, squash and the sweetener and combine with the oats until full incorporated.%u00a0
Dump the mixture on a parchment lined baking sheet and give it a little pat, you know, to settle all the bit and pieces together, all cozy and evenly spread out. Now stick into a preheated oven and after about 20 minutes, take out of oven and give the granola a toss, breaking apart any super big chunks or overly wet pieces. Put back into oven for another 20 minutes. (I like my granola super crispy crunchy so I cook it a little longer, like 30 more minutes)
And when you are happy with the crunchiness of you granola, remove from oven and let cool, trying not to eat all of it while it sit’s on the counter looking all pretty and smelling like happiness.%u00a0
I eat a lot of winter squash. I go through 3-4 a week. And with all the squash comes the seeds. I know most people roast their pumpkin seeds but forget about the squash seeds. They are equally amazing and should not be forgotten. What I do is I scoop the seeds into a container that I %u00a0keep in the fridge. When I have collected a few squashes worth, I boil them to help remove the fleshy parts, then give them a quick rinse. Toss in olive oil and salt and get on to roasting!
THE LOVELY CRAZY
January 10, 2020 by maximios • Blog
I have been meaning to share the magic of crispy waffle iron tofu for a while, but somehow kind of forgot. Yesterday when talking to my (not quite) mother in law she mentioned the bean waffles I made a while ago and suddenly I had a very real need to go home and bust out the waffle iron and make some tofu. And some of you may be thinking that this sounds weird, but its not. Waffle irons are not just for waffles, you can cook just about anything in them. I compare then to a George Foreman grill (remember those) or even a griddler. . Works the same way, just makes everything waffles shaped.
As for the rest of this open face toast situation, it just makes so much sense.%u00a0 Crispy cumin lime tofu, avocado, mashed up squash…. A heap of things that are so freaking good.%u00a0 I actually made the sandwich for the mr and was a little bit worried he was not going to like it, but worry I need not. He got down with it too. You could even ditch the bread and eat waffled tofu slathered in the squash and tofu alone, or maybe swap out bread for greens (that’s what I did) Whatever you do, it will be good and your tofu will be so nice and crispy (without having to deep fry) that you may never cook tofu anther way again.
The stuff. Tofu, some roasted squash (any squash or sweet potato works), and half an avocado. Going to need a lime, some cumin and a pinch of chili powder, salt and pepper and little olive oil. And some type of bread that is good for toasting.
The cumin and chili powder go into a bowl with lime juice, a little oil ans a pinch of salt ans pepper. Give it a good whisk and set aside.
And now tend to the tofu. You want to get as much water removed from the tofu as you can.%u00a0 I do this by pressing the sliced pieces between a clean tea towel a bunch of times until the tofu is as dry I can get it without falling apart.
While you are doing this, preheat your waffle iron.
Once the tofu is a dried as you can get it, dredge each piece of tofu, front and back, through the cumin lime mixture.
And place it on your preheated, lightly oiled waffle iron.
Close iron and let the tofu iron itself cripsy.
And in about 7-10 minutes, you got yourself some super fantastic crispy, oh so tasty tofu.
Now to put it all together.%u00a0 Bread is toasted and topped with mashed up squash.
Next goes the tofu then top that with the avocado. Finish with a squeeze of lime and a pinch of salt.
And sriracha if you like it..
Not deep fried, but super crispy tofu! And squash! and avocado! and toast!
It’s amazing.
-C
Make 2 pieces of toast
For the tofu
And for the rest of the sandwich
In a shallow bowl, mix together the juice of 1/2 the lime,the cumin and chill powder, a pinch of salt and pepper and 3 teaspoons of oil. Set aside
Preheat waffle iron to either the on setting or if it has variable setting, high.
Take your tofu and remove as much of the liquid as you can by pressing it between two clean kitchen towels. When you get as much of the liquid out as you can, take the tofu and place into the cumin mixture and coat both sides.%u00a0 Ready the iron by brushing each side with a little more oil just to make sure it doesn’t stick and place the tofu on the iron, close it up, and let it do it’s thing for about 8-10 minutes. (check after 6-7 to see whats what and if is as crispy crunchy as you like, remove. If you think it could use another minute or two, well close it back up and keep ironing it.
And when the tofu is done, it’s time tot make compile it all together.
Toast you bread you are going to use. Once toasted mash a good amount of squash onto toast. Place tofu on top of that and thinly sliced avocado on top of that. Finish with a sprinkle of salt, a squeeze of lime juice and if you are feeling a bit more spicy, a few drizzle drops of sriracha.
Eat right away. Do not share…they can make their own.
Shit on a shingle is one of those foods that I like to call “trash food”, you know stuff like beefaroni or pork and beans. Stuff that we all loved as little kids but might think twice about feeding to anyone now. ( I’ll still feed nick a can of beefaroni.. he likes it)%u00a0As a throwback to our earliest food memories, (also a lack of food in the house and wanted to make something fast, easy, and cheap.. thanks mom!) I made the mister my rendition of the classic. Creamy Lentils and Mushrooms on toast. Not quite as trashy as creamed beef (lentils, mushrooms and onions are not trashy) but you get the same reminiscing feeling. I guess I could call it something like “stuff on a shingle” or lumps on a shingle”, but what kid (or adult) %u00a0would want to eat that. Let’s just stick with shit, it makes it more awesome to eat it.
If you need to, make it classy by serving it with a cloth napkin and a nice fork and knife. But eat it however you need to. (As kids we like dirty hands and no fork, preferably with a big tall glass of overly sweetened red flavored kool-aid)
Enjoy this fantastic Spring weekend!
-C
%u00a0Shit on s Shingle (Creamy Lentils and Mushrooms on Toast)
One serving
Slice the mushroom and onion and toss into a pan or skillet with a drizzle of oil. Cook on medium heat until brown and fragrant than dump onto a plate. In same skillet, add the oil and the flour and mix with a whisk while slowly adding in the milk. Keep whisking until sauce starts to thicken. Turn heat to simmer and add in the cooked lentils and the saut%u00e9d mushrooms and onions. Push down the bread in the toaster.. and when it pops up, dump the shill over it.