THE LOVELY CRAZY
It’s been busy around here. Top that with a bit of nasty hot weather and you got a gal who doesn’t really want to cook much. I personally would be happy eating raw carrots and watermelon all day long, but the mister, he needs a bit more substance then that. And sure, he wouldn’t mind going and picking up something kinda gross at the store or eating pasta noodles or a giant block of cheese for his meals., but I can’t let that happen. Cheese sweats are gross.
My quick and easy solution……these flatbreads. I have been making these flatbreads for a long time now. I think I got the original recipe off of the King Author web site a few years back, but since then, have tweaked the recipe and added in some whole wheat flour to give them a little more texture and nutrition. They really are easy to make. They are not yeasted, which cuts out a big chuck of time, are cooked on the stove, (which eliminates the hot oven…woo hoo) and makes enough for a few meals. They can be topped with any array of stuff, from pizza toppings, to a good smear of nut butter and banana, making a perfect meal.
So last night I made a batch, took a couple, piled them up with stuff and went about my day.
And heres how it goes!

The stuff. All purpose and whole wheat flour in my gorgeous new/old vintage ge mixing bowl (I just developed a new obsession for vintage milk white mixing bowls..this is #2). Then there is salt, baking powder, olive oil, and water.
Combine the baking soda and salt with the flours and whisk together. Then add in the oil and water and mix until dough is formed. Now remove mixing spoon and use your hands to knead dough right in the bowl a few times and form into a ball.
Your dough should come out looking like this. Not to doughy, not to sticky. If it seems to dry or wet, just sprinkle in a bit more flour or water.
Divide dough into 6-8 equal sized balls and place on counter, cover, and let rest for a few minutes.(this is when I clean up my mess)
Preheat a lightly oiled skillet on medium high heat. While that is going on, roll out the balls of dough to about 1/4 inch thick and about 6 ish inches in diameter.
One at a time, place dough on skillet and cook for about 4-5 minutes or until it get nice and browned and slightly crispy. Flip and do the same for the other side. Remove and place on a rack to cool (don’t stack them ontop of each.. they will get soggy) Repeat until all dough is cooked. (Lightly oil pan in between each flat)
A big pile of flatbreads oh so good.
So you want to top your flatbreads? Well here is some stuff.. An onion thinly sliced up. A tomato also sliced up, and some sweet ass pea pesto(heres the recipe) that I found in the back of the freezer.
Caramliszed the onions. Onions cooked on medium low for about 10 minutes( I was cooking these up while I was making the flatbread) When onions are done, push them over and quickly sear the tomatoes on the pan… just a minute or so on each side, just to soften them a bit.
Smear the flats with the pesto. Top with the tomatoes and the onions…
.And thats how its done my friends.
Happy Friday!
-C
- 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
- 1/2 cup whole wheat flour
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 2 teaspoons baking soda
- 3/4 cup cold water
- 2 flatbread
- 2 onion
- 1 tomato
- 1/2 cup this pea pesto (or any pesto)
- salt and pepper
- olive oil for the pan
In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the flours, salt, baking soda and salt. Add in the oil and the water and mix until dough forms. Either in the bowl or on the counter, give dough a few good kneads. Form a dough into a large ball and cut into 6-8 equal sized pieces and form them into balls. Cover with a cloth and let rest for 5-10 minutes
Preheat a large skillet to medium high
On a floured surface, working one at at time, roll out dough to about 1/4 inch thick (Can go a bit thicker or thinner per your preference) Lightly oil skillet and place rolled dough right on into the preheated pan.
Cook each side for about 4 minutes, or until there are a good amount of little brown spots all over.
Repeat with the rest of the balls.
Eat right away with stuff (or cool and store in a air tight container for up to a few days or freeze . Reheat well in the toaster)
For the toppings
Thinly slice onion and toss into a lightly oiled skillet on medium low heat and sprinkle with salt. Cook slowly until soft and tender, about 10 minutes. When the onions are done, thinly slice up tomato and either remove the onions or push them to the side in the pan, and place tomatoes on the hot pan. Cook each side for about a minute, just to soften the tomato.
Take your flatbreads (warm it up if you want.. they fit well in the toaster) and spread each with half the pesto. Top with tomatoes and caramelized onion.
Freshly ground pepper sprinkled on top is nice.
Fork not required but makes eating these look a little more classy.


There is a joke about Vermonters, that all we talk about is the weather. Well, it’s kind of true. But to our defense, we get a lot of weather, and it’s always changing and intense and both lovely and crazy and all over. So yeah, we talk. A lot, about the weather. And on that topic, I am trying so hard not to complain, but honestly, I am getting a little sick, both physically and mentally from all of these super, to freaking cold temperatures. Yesterday the high was 0 ( which was at like 2 in the morning) and factor in the windchill, the temp stayed at like 25 below. It f**king sucks. I can’t stay outside for too long or else I will probably die. The dog is having a hard time making it around the block before he gets ice paws, and the mister, well he even started wearing gloves (he wears a sweater all winter and never gets cold…..he is officially cold)
I accidentally spilled the turmeric on the counter..but it kind of looks like I might have done it on purpose… yeah, let’s go with that. Chop the garlic and he ginger into chunks
And toss into the pot to warm and activate. Just a little toasty toast.
And the veggies are roasted and tender and smell so good. It took a lot of will power to not eat the whole pan right there.
I added the roasted veggies and 3 cups water straight into my pot with the spices because I used an emulsion blender. If you are using normal blender, add the veggies, the toasted spices and the water to the blender and blend until smooth. Then transfer to a pot.
Pretty much all blended together….(I left a few big chunks in there to snack on while I was waiting to eat serve…I was really hungry) and let to simmer for a little longer…
Being that it was St. Patricks day this week and lots of folks buy up a good amount of cabbage, I figured that this is a good time to get people to try one of my most favorite of favorite meals…..Beet bean and cabbage steaks. I love to play around with food, how to pair textures and colors plus tastes while trying to make whatever I am making healthy and balanced. This is one of my fav creations. And sure, this may seem like a somewhat weird combo, maybe a little like a extremely hippy dippy vegan fake meat thing, and you might be kind of right, but screw if it doesn’t taste like A-mazing. First off, notice how freaking dang pretty this thing is. The roasted beets bring a earthy hearty flavor but also pack a huge punch of color, especially when blended together with the ever so sweet white bean, which brings a nice mellow taste and a great serving of protein. (Beets and beans are meant for each other). Spread that brightly colored, tasty mixture onto of a huge slab of one of my favorites, roasted cabbage with all its crunch and cabbagy flavor and you got yourself a hearty healthy meal of deliciousness.
Cabbage, white beans, and beets. There is a lemon involved, but it didn’t make it into the picture.
Cabbage is cut into inch thick slabs… I like to us the inter most part of a cabbage head cause I like the core. But use any cut that you want. 2 beets are chopped into chunkers and both the cabbage and the beets are placed on a lightly oiled baking sheets, seasoned with salt and pepper, and stuck into the oven for 20-25 minutes at 400 degrees.
Once the beets are tender and the cabbage is cooked to a nice withered golden pretty, take out of the oven, but leave the oven on. Leave the cabbage on the pan but throw the beets into a blender or a big bowl if using a hand blender with the white beans
Beans and beets get pureed together. Add the juice of 1/2 a lemon (or the whole lemon, depending on your taste) and a pinch of salt and pepper. With a big spoon or spatula, scoop equal amounts of the bean/beet mixture on top of the cabbage steaks and spread around. Sprinkle with cracked pepper and place back into oven for another 5-10 minutes. (You could totally skip the second bake, but I like my cabbage well done and crispy)
Oh ho boy… And with a good squirt of mustard to finish off… I could eat this all day, everyday
We had ourselves a very full past week. Dinners with the misters family, dinners with mine. Lots of running around for last minutes projects, papers and bills. Mailed in the taxes in (barf) and washed the Washer dog (now he smells like a wet dog with a faint lavender scent… not much better) Then it happened, the most amazing spring day. I spent half the day on Friday trying to remember what it’s like to function in warm weather. I was getting hot and forgot that I could take of my sweater. But it was back to the sweater, hat, and mittens the next day which made me kind of cranky. It actually worked out ok because I didn’t feel bad about hanging inside listening to music , drawing and painting. Oh, and can’t forget to mention the cleaning… lots and lots of cleaning.. and there is still more to be done. All in all, not a bad week.
The collection of snow shovels has finally moved to the barn!!!
Sure you can dye eggs, or like me, just melt a bunch of crayon.
I have never seen it before, but all these leaves were melting into the ice. Very weird and very beautiful.
Speaking of weird and beautiful…
And yes.. I pulled out my sandals for the one day of spring we had this week. It was glorious and amazing. I had forgotten what warm weather felt like.
All I want to do is make everything into hearts and turn everything pink…Is that a problem?



So lovely. Shadow hearts while the whoopie hearts cool.
Whoopies all paired up
Stuffed with a generous dollop of whipped coconut cream ( a cold can of coconut cream whipped with a splash of vanilla and a tad bit of sweetener) and sprinkled with my home-made beet dyed coconut sprinkles…..
A couple of days ago, during a grocery store porous, I stumbles upon a produce item that I have not seen sold in stores before, Broccoli leaf. And I was kind of surprised to see that they were selling bunches of the leaf, organic, at 2 bucks a bunch. I was very excited ! But wait.. You can eat broccoli leaves? Heck yes you can! Broccoli leaves are fantastic. They taste kind of like broccoli, have a hearty texture like a collard, and can be used raw or cooked just like any other green. Its just one more super yummy green to add to your repertoire. So when I bring home something that I find to be a good score, like a bunch of broccoli leaves, I feel like I have to share it with the mister. (I am so nice) And this dish was how I shared them…. Tossed into a bowl of garlic raging pasta.
The stuff…. A bunch of broccoli leaves, lots of garlic, pasta, olive oil, salt and a lemon. Pretty simple right?
Fist off, get your water boiling for the pasta. Once its ready, drop a pinch of salt into the water and stick pasta in for the amount of time recommend by pasta box people. While the pasta is boiling, mince up the garlic (I used my garlic press) into a skillet and add in the oil. Stick on a burner on medium for a few minutes, stirring around to make sure the garlic doesn’t stick and burn.
Once you start to smell the garlic, turn heat onto low, chop up the broccoli leaves (stems and all) and stir around until wilted and add in the juice of half a the lemon.When the pasta is cooked, remove a few tablespoons of starchy water and strain the noodles. Add water and pasta right into the skillet with the other stuff. Toss around, taste, season with salt and pepper. Go ahead and add some chopped tomato and or parmesan cheese if you want.
And serve your amazingly amazing pasta. And make sure that you are ok with really smelly garlic breath…Casue it’s going to happen. Keep it good! -C
It is cold. I am cold. Vermont is cold. But that’s ok, I like it.(until around mid march, then not so much) Ok, so I am not always cold, I actually wake up warm., but as the day progresses, I lose body heat and by lunchtime, I am freezing. In comes a bowl of hot spicy, hearty soup. It’s like a soft, fluffy, footed adult sized onesie, wrapping me from head to toe……..Soup is where it’s at. This particular soup is one of my go to flavors. I don’t always add the exact same veggies(I use what I got) but the spices are some of my favorites. Feel free to mix it up a bit, add little bit of that, more or less of this, and maybe a dash of whatever you want. Soup is so versatile, isn’t nearly impossible to screw it up.(I have screwed up a few batches in my time so don’t feel bad if you have too)
What I had in the old crisper. Carrots, a parsnip, celery, garlic and onion. A fantastic bunch. I don’t think I ever make a soup without carrots or onion. They are considered major staples in my kitchen.
A beautiful array of spices:.Curry, cumin, red pepper, chili, paprika, and coriander. All toasty and warm spices. Perfect for those 10 below 0 days. Now doesn’t this little plate look nice? You must arrange your spices like this in order for the soup to work(no not really, but it is really pretty!)
Chopped up veggies sweating in a big pot. I always sweat the veggies for soup, it helps cook time, enhances the flavor of the veggies and toasts up the spices.(Throw in the spices while doing this, it helps to bring out the flavors) When I chop my veggies, I usually do not do a uniform chop, i like a few different sizes. Smaller pieces cook faster and melt a bit and bigger chunks retain more crunch and texture when cooking….But by all means chop them all the same. Just telling you what I do.
Once the veggies are tender and the bottom of the pot is starting to brown a bit, add a splash of vinegar. Mix for a minute to dislodge stuck on veggies than in goes the tomato base. I buy big cans of San Marzano tomatoes, use what I need and refrigerate the rest in a big ball jar. I use the whole can within a few days.(Seriously, I soup every day). If you don’t use a lot of tomatoes, just use a 28 oz can. Crushed or whole is the way I go, but whatever floats you boat works too. Anyways, you got the tomatoes in so now dump in the lentils and a bit of water.. I’ll give you measurements, but honestly, I just usually throw in half a jar or lentil and whatever water is left in the teapot. You can never have to many lentils and if you go to heavy on the water, you can just cook it down. No biggy.
A handful of a hearty green helps to add depth, texture, color and flavor. I love kale in soup. Chop it up into small pieces and throw in a the last-minute. It’s fine to add it in at the beginning with the tomato and stuff, but I find I like the texture and flavor better when I add it towards the end.
Topped with a few roasted chick peas that I just happen to be snaking on when I was serving up the soup.. Crunchy chick peas are good on anything. Try it, but don’t worry about it if you don’t happen to have any on hand. You can add anything you like if you want a little crunch. Maybe some toasted squash seeds or some cracker crumbs. Or nothing. You don’t need anything here, this soup is good enough without it.

THE LOVELY CRAZY
September 19, 2015 by maximios • Blog
Ahh, memories.
Now as an adult (kinda adult) St Patricks is celebrated a little differently. The little ones in the family still get their green milk (which they are told is leprechaun pee) and those nasty gold coins, but I think the pinching has stopped.( a great tradition lost) I myself don’t have any littles at home so no little leprechaun games or gross dyed food for me. Nope, in my house we celebrate with a few beers and a more traditional irish dish, Colcannon. Mashed up potatoes with cabbage and kale… I mean, can it get much better? It can when you use red potatoes and red cabbage. Not only is it so tasty tasty, but it is so pretty pretty. No need for green milk or nasty candy.
But I still make sure to wear green and you might find me doling out a pinch or two.
Note. If you do not have or want to use red potatoes, russet or white will work, it just won’t be as pretty.
While the potatoes are boiling, chop up the cabbage, shallots, and the kale and stick into a big skillet with a good drizzle of olive oil. Sauté on medium heat until soft and tender.
Have a great happy day full of green, potatoes, and pinches. Maybe even a leprechaun or two!
-C
Rinse and dice potatoes and place into big pot. Cover potatoes with water and add about a tablespoon of salt. Place on high high heat and bring to a boil. Turn heat to medium low and let potatoes cook until super fork tender. While potatoes are boiling, chop up cabbage, shallots and kale and sauté in a large cast iron skillet (or any skillet) with a good drizzle of olive oil. Once the potatoes are done, drain water and add potatoes to the skillet with the sautéed veggies. With a potato masher or fork, mash the potatoes and mix with the veggies, adding a drizzle or two (depending on your taste) of olive oil as you go. Salt and pepper to taste.
Serve from skillet or dump into a fancy dish with a big spoon.
Eat as a main dish or as a side….Good hot, warm and cold.