THE LOVELY CRAZY

Just the other day I was at the gym talking to someone when all of a sudden, she coughed into my face, like full fledge hacking. This and then she continued to tell me that she has been sick for like weeks and blah blah blah. After that all I was thinking was, Oh Fuck, she just gave me her ick%u2026.GET AWAY FAST!!!!

So it%u2019s that time of year. Everyone all sick and shit. And that means getting my stash of stuff made, my feel better, don%u2019t get sick stuff. The tonics and elixirs and hocus pocus things that I use all year long, but mostly during the winter months when everyone starts getting sick.

One of the things I make is fire cider. First off, let me tell you I am no doctor, just in case you thought I might be. But I l am a strong believer in food as medicine. So the fire cider is a heath tonic of sorts, made with all sorts of yummy and highly potent things like fresh grated horseradish, hot peppers, garlic, and so forth. All things that are good for your health in many ways, but also taste really good. And let me tell you, if you are into the healing powers or not, a swing of this infused cider tonic will surely open up your sinus cavity like whoa.

And now before you get super excited about going and making yourself this fantastic health tonic/salad dressing/drink mixer, and thinking it will be ready and done as soon as you do a little grating, well hold up. You can throw it together super fast, but it does take a good 4-6 weeks of chilling and infusing before you really want to get into it. But don%u2019t let that stop you, it is 100% worth all the waiting. And wouldn%u2019t you know, the holidays are about 4-6 weeks away and I was just thinking after I made a batch for myself how I should make another big batch and give away in little jars for Christmas this year. Now there is a good idea. (Might not be a doctor, but I sure am a smarty pants%u2026HAHAHA)

Now to the Fire cider!

Garlic, onion and hot peppers, chopped into bits. Place it all into a clean 32oz jar.

Grated horseradish, turmeric, and ginger. Into jar it goes. And watch out, freshly grated horseradish can be a little intense.

Sliced lemon. Into said jar along with thyme, oregano, and peppercorns.

Packed and filled with raw apple cider vinegar.

Now a lid and some time in a cool dark place and you got yourself some liquid gold.

Remember, I am not a doctor so yeah, but this cider helps me feel better when I need it to and I think you will find it will help you too. And it tastes freaking awesome on food so theres that!

-C

makes 16-20 oz

  • 1/3 cup fresh grated horseradish

  • 1/4 cup fresh grated ginger root

  • 1/4 cup fresh grated tumeric

  • 1 chopped onion

  • 3-5 heads of garlic chopped

  • 2%u20144 hot peppers (depending on the type you use and the heat level you want) chopped

  • 1 lemon sliced

  • 1 teaspoon peppercorns

  • 1 teaspoon oregano

  • 1 teaspoon thyme

  • Raw apple Cider Vinegar

  • Honey or maple syrup (optional)

Note. Feel free to change the amounts of all of the ingredients. Want to use less horseradish, then do so. No hot peppers, then don%u2019t add them. Leave out the oregano and thyme and add dill or rosemary. You can be creative with your own flavors.

Now to make fire cider.

Place all ingredients besides vinegar into a 32 oz jar. Pack down with a wooden spoon then fill jar with apple cider vinegar.(Make sure all the stuff is submerged in the vinegar.) Place a lid on jar. If using a metal lid, line top with wax paper first or just use a plastic lid if you have one. Place jar in a cool dark place for 4-6 weeks, giving it a shake every day.

After at least 4 weeks, remove lid of the jar, strain the liquid from the solids through a fine mesh strainer or cheesecloth, squeezing out as much as the liquid as you can. You can discard the solids or make something tasty with them (saut%u00e9ed with potatoes?). Then taste the liquid. Add sweetener if you want, maybe a few tablespoons to start and go from there.

And thats it. Store the cider a lidded jar in a cool dark place. Or in the fridge if you want it cold.

To use, just take a swig when feeling crappy, stuffy, cold, or just want a tasty little pick me up. Or use as condiment on food, like in a salad or wherever.

Enjoy!

You ever have one of those days where its %u00a09 am%u00a0and your ready to call it a day? . Yesterday was one of those day for me. Its spring vacation around here (more like an %u00a0arctic vacation) and I had volunteered my day to babysitting/ hanging out with 2 of my nephews, ages 11 and 13. (I know, I am the greatest sister). I had all of these great ideas and plans of things to do, but when it came down to it, they wanted to do nothing but play video games and not really listen to anything I said. I basically had to drag them outside to go for a walk we me and that’s all I could get them to do %u00a0My great little nephews, I love them so much, but yesterday they had their minds set on being little monsters.

I needed a drink. And I needed lunch. And so I was inspired to make this bloody mary tomato soup. Its got all the essentials to a great drink, the tomato, the spice, the zingy flavors, but warm and thick to eat as soup which was a perfect lift for a freezing cold dragging day. And no, I didn’t add the vodka to it because that would be irresponsible of me. %u00a0I am not about to serve up lunch soup to a couple %u00a0young boys with alcohol in it. I am not a dumb ass%u2026Save the vodka for when the kids go home!

%u00a0What we have going here%u2026… Chopped up onion, celery, and carrot in a pot. Stick that pot on the stove for a few minutes on medium heat to start the cooking process. %u00a0While that happening get the other stuff ready. %u00a0A big can of diced tomatoes, hot sauce, worcestershire sauce*, %u00a0prepared horseradish*, celery salt, garlic powder, salt and pepper And last but not least a good squirt of yellow mustard. Now add it all to the pot and bring to a boil. Turn down to low and stick a lid on it.

*I used %u00a0the horseradish that is made with only horseradish and vinegar%u2026..You can use the other stuff that contains sugars and milk, but I don’t know how tastes. And the worcestershire sauce I used did not contain fish but be aware that a lot of the popular brands do, so if you care, check labels!

After about 20 minutes the veggies should be soft and the flavors should all have melded together. Taste %u00a0soup as it is cooking and add any more spice that you want.

Now in goes the emulsifying stick of fun! (Or dump in a blender) Blend blend blend! %u00a0

I stopped when I got to a smooth consistency with the littlest bit of texture.

And now the soup is now%u00a0ready for the bowls!

And there it is%u2026served with a stock of celery and a wedge of lemon (I forgot to add them to the pictures!) %u00a0A bloody Mary to take the edge off%u00a0any drag of a cold weather day. And best part.. %u00a0 left over soup is great served chilled with a shot of vodka to loosen this Mary up!

Have a Happy Day!

-C

Bloody Mary Tomato Soup

The Stuff

Side note%u2026The spicier ingredients…hot sauce, horseradish, and worcestershire sauce are pretty flexible. My advice is to start with the lesser amounts of the ingredient and work your way up until you get to your happy soup place.

  • 32 oz can of crushed or diced tomatoes
  • 2 medium carrots
  • 1 small onion
  • 2 stalks or celery plus more for garnish
  • 1-2 teaspoons horseradish
  • 1-2 teaspoons worcestershire sauce
  • 1-2 teaspoons hot sauce or %u00a0ground cayenne pepper
  • 1 tablespoon yellow mustard%u00a0
  • A lemon cut into wedges (To squeeze on as a garnish)
  • 2 teaspoons celery salt
  • 1 teaspoon garlic powder
  • Salt and cracked pepper to taste

Dice up carrots, onion and celery and place in a large pot and cook on medium heat for about 5 minutes. Once the %u00a0veggies are slightly soft, add in the rest of the ingredients plus one tomato can %u00a0worth of water. Bring to boil, cover and turn heat down to low. Cook for another 15-20 minutes or until all the veggies are super soft and the flavor have all developed. %u00a0Add salt and pepper, taste and add any additional spicier spices that you want.

When happy with taste, either %u00a0in a blender or with a hand emulsifier, blend soup until smooth (or to your desired constancy)%u00a0Soup is now ready to serve.

Ladle or pour into bowls %u00a0and serve with a stalk of celery and maybe a wedge of lemon. Crackers or croutons are welcome too.

Eat with a Spoon

Soup left overs are great refrigerated and served cold.%u00a0Add a splash of vodka to make it fun.