THE LOVELY CRAZY
I have been on a severe citrus kick lately. Oranges, limes, lemons, kumquats. I want it all and have been eating it all. A lot of it all. Espeically the oranges which are just so good right now. We have been going through bags of them faster then ever and I am not mad about it.
Which then brings us to chili. Chili is one of the things that I make on a very regular bases. It%u2019s beans, veggies, tomatoes, and a ton of spices. Easy as can be, most people like it, and I never get sick of it. I mean, how could you get sick of it, it is so good! Anyway. Chili, its great but have you ever added orange to it? Oh man is it amazing. Bright and acidic and sweet. The whole pot of chili just radiates more goodness, more intensity, more, moreness. (I know that doesn%u2019t make sense but you get it.) It%u2019s a whole new level of chili and I don%u2019t if there will ever be a time when I don%u2019t add orange to my chili again. Well at least during citrus season.
But enough about all that, what you really want is to just start making this orange black bean chili so you can eat it. I hear you, so I%u2019ll let you at it.
To the chili!
The stuff. Oranges, black beans, crushed tomatoes, an onion, a couple carrots, a pepper, and jalape%u00f1os. Also lots of cumin, chili powder, ground ginger, garlic powder, and salt and pepper.
Small dice up the pepper, onion, carrots, and jalape%u00f1os. Don%u2019t want it super spicy, don%u2019t add the jalape%u00f1os.
All that stuff gets tossed into a big pot along with all the spices, some salt and pepper, and a little water too. Place on stove to start cooking down the veggies.
Slightly tender and smells amazing.
Now add in the beans, the tomatoes, and the zest and juice of an orange. Mix it all up, set it back on stove and keep on cooking,
Now eat your chili, with extra orange slices to squeeze all over it of course. And maybe you want to serve it with some corn bread? That is entirely up to you, but who would be made about it?
-C
Serves 4-6 people
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1 pound cooked black beans drained (about 5 cups or 3 cans)
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5 cups crushed tomatoes (or 2 28oz cans)
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2 oranges (navel or cara cara work)
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2 carrots
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1 large onion
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1 bell pepper
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2 jalapenos (optional)
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2 heaping tablespoons cumin
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2 tablespoon chili powder
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2 teaspoons garlic powder
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2 teaspoons ground ginger
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salt and pepper
Start by chopping up the veggies. Small dice the carrot, the onion and the pepper. If using jalape%u00f1o, dice that into small little bits too. And remove seeds for less heat or leave them if you like it. Once that is all cut up, dump it all into a large heavy bottom pot along with the cumin, chili powder, garlic and ginger powder, and about a teaspoon or so each of salt and pepper. Add about 1/2 cup water, mix it all up, and place the pot on stove on medium heat and start to cook the veggies and spices until they begin to smell fragrant and are ever so slightly tender, which should take 5-10 minutes.
Now add in the beans, the tomatoes, and the zest and juice of one orange. Mix together and keep cooking on medium heat, partially lidded, for about 45 minutes to an hour, stirring once in a while, until the chili has thicken and tastes good to you.
Once done, season to taste with more salt and pepper and either stir the juice of the second orange into the whole pot or serve with slices of orange to squeeze on top.
Eat. Store any left overs in fridge. Tastes delicious cold too.
These are definitely my favorite shaped cutout cookies I have ever made. I mean seriously, carrot shaped carrot cookies, what could possibly ever be better? Nothing, and that%u2019s truth for you.
Not only are they carrot shaped, they are also carrot flavored. Yup, Carrot shaped, carrot flavored, awesomeness. A little cinnamon added to the cookie for little extra boost of flavor and an orange glaze because it works and orange is good and fresh and springing. All good stuff.
You might be thinking, huh, carrot puree in a cookie, well that doesn%u2019t sound right. But it is, it is right. And you know how I know that these cookies are awesome? Well I packed them up, (2 dozen of them) and took them over to the littles house for an after school treat. When I got there, the two older ones had friends over. I asked them if they wanted a carrot which earned me that look that said %u201care you serious%u201d but them showed them the cookies. Of course the wanted a carrot so I gave them each one. They ate their cookies then proceeded to beat the shit out of the mr. Then they asked for another cookies and beat the shit out of the mr some more. This when on and on for about a 1/2 hour until all the cookies were gone and the mr was crouched in the corner with a broom trying to defend himself against 4 rulely kids who where slashing at him with light sabers and spraying him in he face with kitchen cleaner. It%u2019s because they wanted more cookies. (and yes, the littles are getting crazy). So yeah, the cookies are good. Ass kicking good.
Anyway, a cookie with some goodness mix into it, shaped into a great shape, that will make everyone smile and happy. You could make them by yourself, make them with your friends, make them with some kids, with some old people. They are the perfect cookie to leave out for the easter bunny(do you leave carrots out for the easter bunny?) or to serve up at any easter party, spring party, or any garden party you might be attending. This cookie is pretty much perfect for any and every occasion that required a cookie. Or a carrot because carrots are always welcome.
To the carrots! I mean, the cookies!
The stuff. Flour, baking soda, salt, sugar, vegan butter, carrot puree, cinnamon, an orange, some powdered sugar, and food coloring.
Into a big bowl the sugar, vegan butter, and carrot puree go.
Beat for a minute or two until completely incorporated.
Add in all the rest of the dry stuff and mix by hand until it turns to dough.
This is the dough it turned into.
Gather the dough and wrap it or place in a plastic bag and stick it Into the fridge for a few hours or overnight. The dough NEEDS to chill.
After you let the dough be, remove from fridge, liberally dust counter, and roll out dough about 1/4 inch thick.
And then it%u2019s time to cut the cookies out. I unfortunately do not have a cookie cutter so I improvised and make 2 carrot cutouts from paper and hand cut each cookie. That worked but took forever so I got crafty and used a fat Christmas tree cookie cutter then just did a little trim and pinch to make it into a cookie. (I am a genius for that). Any way works, and you can also do other shapes too, the cookies don%u2019t change taste in different shapes. (but that would be so cool if they did)
Carefully place cut out cookies onto a baking sheet, giving them a little space because they do spread a tiny bit.
And into the oven to bake they go.
Out in 10 minutes looking all carrot like.
Carrots waiting to cool so they can be glazed.
The glaze. Pretty straight forward. Just zest orange into powdered sugar and juice the orange into the sugar and mix.
Divide glaze and dye one orange and one green
And glaze away. I recommend doing it over a rack and baking sheet to minimize mess because they do drip a bit.
Now just you look at that, carrot shaped carrot sugar cookies .What a sight!
And of course, carrots come in bunches. HA
Enjoy some carrots!
-C
makes about 2 and a half dozen (depending on size)
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2 1/4 cups all purpose flour plus more for dusting
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1 teaspoon baking soda
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1/2 teaspoon salt
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1 teaspoon cinnamon
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1/2 cup vegan butter
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3/4 cup granulated sugar
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1/2 cup carrot puree ( see note about how to make puree)
For the glaze
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2 to 3 cups powdered sugar
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on orange
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orange and green food coloring
Note. To make carrot puree, steam a couple carrots until completely soft them blend until smooth.
Place sugar, vegan butter, and carrot puree into a big bowl. Beat with a beater until light and fluffy. Add in the flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon and mix by hand until completely incorporated and mixture tunes into dough. Gather dough into a disk and wrap in plastic or place in a plastic bag and refrigerate for at least 2 hours or up to overnight.
Once dough has chilled enough and you are ready to go, preheat the oven to 350.
Place dough on a flour dusted counter and roll out about 1/4 inch thick. Cut out the cookies with a cutter or by hand and place on a baking sheet. Bake cookies for 10-11 minutes or until just starting to turn slightly brown around the edges. Remove from oven and place on a wire rack to cool.
Once cookies are all baked and cooling, make the glaze. Place powered sugar into a big bowl, zest in the orange then add in the juice od half the orange. Mix completely and check consistency. You want it to be slightly running but not liquid, but also not to stiff. Add more juice or more sugar to get it right. Once it is the right consistency, separate into 2 bowls. Dye one green and one orange. Now glaze you cookies. A knife or small spatula works best and yes, the glaze drips a little so do it over a baking sheet, but after about 10 minutes the glaze hardens.
And then you have carrot cookies and all is good. Now go eat a carrot cookie!
Store uneaten cookies in an airtight container for up to 5 days. They can be frozen too.
There is a big difference between thinking about doing something and being motivated enough to actually do it. I have been thinking a lot about doing some baking (among other things, like being a functional human) but I haven’t been feeling all that motivated to actually do it.%u00a0 To my defence we haven’t really been home and food situations have been taking place at sisters or moms house. So yeah, can’t exactly bake a cake, take pictures, and not pull my hear out with 15 people running around the kitchen.. But yesterday I had the afternoon at home to get some shit done and it was the perfect time to open the door,(it wasalmost warm enough to have the door open!!!) put on some tunes, and bake a little something something before we headed over to dinner at my sisters.
Nothing to fancy or overly pretentious, just something that people will eat (especially my mom, she needs all the cake in the word). And a loaf because loafs travel well and sometimes a cake just calls for 90 degree angles. Chocolate because it’s chocolate (everyone likes chocolate) with and orange glaze for a slight pop of brightness and honestly, cause I bought a shit ton of oranges a few weeks back and they need to be used up asap.
A welcome back to the kitchen, simple chocolate loaf cake. And after it was devoured by the family (mom loved it) I thought aboutchanging the name to a “Freak Yeah, Damn Tasty, Super Fantastic, Simple Chocolate Cake”…..%u00a0 but that’s kind of a long name.
The stuff. Got abowl with flour, cocoa powder, salt, baking soda and baking powder, and sugar. Then a cup of what is 1/2 soy milkand 1/2 coffee, some vanilla extract, a little apple cider vinegar, and some oil. That’s cake stuff. The glaze stuff is the powdered sugar, the orange, and another pinch of salt and splash of vanilla.
Super simple. Whisk all the dry together
Then just dump all the wet stuff into the dry and mix it all up until everything is evenly incorporated.
Batter goes into a greased loaf pan and into the oven…….45 minutes later……%u00a0 it’s all cooked and stuff. Ttake it out and let it cool.
While the cake is cooling, make that glaze. Powdered sugar, orange zest, a pinch of salt and a splash of vanilla go into a bowl. Whisk together with just enough orange juice to make it all come together and is all glaze like.
When the cake is completely cooled, drizzle (dump) glaze all over cake. And really, make sure the cake is cooled or else the cake will just absorb the glaze.
Drip drip drip…. Next time I will remember to do this over a plate or something, there is sugary glaze everywhere.
And now the loaf cake is done, ready for eating.
Have a great day, get motivated and start planning for the WEEKEND! (Cake should be included in those plans)
-C
Makes one loaf cake
- 1 1/2 cups flour
- 1/3 cup cocoa powder
- 3/4 cup sugar
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 3/4 cups sugar
- 1/3 cup oil (any oil but if you use coconut, make sure it’s melted)
- 1/2 soy milk
- 1/2 cup brewed coffee
- 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
the glaze
- an orange (about a tablespoon of fresh zest and 1/2 the juice of half of the orange)
- 3/4 cup powdered sugar
- pinch of salt
- splash of vanilla
Preheat oven to 350
In a large bowl, mix together the flour, cocoa powder, sugar, salt, baking soda and powder. Dump in the rest of the ingredients and mix until evenly incorporated. Pour batter into a greased a 9x5loaf pan then stick into the oven. Bake for about 45 minutes or until a tester comes out clean
To make the glaze, mix the sugar, a tiny pinch of salt and the zest of the orange together. Add in a splash of vanilla and slowly add in orange juice until the glaze is the consistency that you want.(not to thick or to thin)
Once cake has completely cooled, drizzle the glaze all over the cake.
Now you can grab a knife, cut a slice,and call it a day.
My fingers are almost always stained a bright pink. My cutting board and counter tops, pink. Look closely at at dish towels and you will find pink blotches all over them as with any of my light colored clothes. You would think after years of trying to remove beet stains form everything that I would have gotten a system down or at least had a designated cutting board for them, but no. That would be to easy and really,%u00a0 I think I kinda don’t care.%u00a0 So pink my things will be.
Beets. You either love them or you hate them. I love them (so much), the mr, well I am making him love them. He needs to love them because I end up putting beets in everything. If you are a hater, there is still turn into a lover. But maybe you have never even eaten a beet or haven’t in a long long time.%u00a0 I am actually surprised at how many people I have talked to that have never tried beets before. If you are one of those people, stop being that person and eat one already. OR if you think you hate them, why don’t you give them a second try, I bet you will change your mind. Sweet but earthy and nice and crisp but kind of juicy..they really are super tasty. And not to mention all the great health benefits(you can look those up yourself) Yup, beets be the shit!
%u00a0And I love a good roasted beet, but really, I prefer my beets raw. Which brings us to this salad. A simple salad of grated up beets, orange juice and toasted hazelnuts. Fast, easy, and tummy satisfying.%u00a0 As long as you don’t hate beets (how could you) then you will love it.
Now you get those beets!
The stuff. A big beet, (or two smaller ones) an orange,( I bought navel oranges and sliced into this one to find it was a blood orange… not complaining), hazelnuts (raw or toasted) apple cider vinegar, and salt and pepper. Optional but also very nice, some greens and or some type of grain. (I happen to have a some quinoa in the fridge)
Hazelnuts. If yours are already toasted, then no need to do it again, but if they are raw, toss them into the oven for a few minutes (hazelnuts taste so much better toasted)
And grab the beet and a shallow dish and grate it all up.
Add to the beet the juice of the orange, a small splash of vinegar to cut the sweetness, and salt and pepper to taste. Give it a good toss and let it sit for at least 5 minutes, if not longer.
And if the hazelnuts are in the oven, take them out when they are slight golden brown. If you want to remove the skins, just stick them in a clean towel and rub it off.
Everything all ready to go.. Any extras are added to bowls.
Beets into bowls, topped with toasted nuts and a cute little orange segment.(if you happen to have one lying around)
Isn’t that just something. Beets are so pretty,, but more importantly, so freaking tasty good.
Enjoy Today!
-C
makes enough for 2 people as a side
- 1 large beet or 2 smaller beets
- 1 orange (I used blood orange but any orange would be good)
- handful of hazelnuts (either already roasted or raw that need to be roasted)
- apple cider vinegar
- salt and pepper
- Optional – quinoa (any grain would work) and or greens
If you hazelnuts are raw, toss them onto a baking sheet ans place them into the oven at 300 for about 6-8 minutes until slightly golden brown and smell so nice. When done remove and if you don’t like the skins, place nuts in a clean towel and rub the skins right off.
Wash beet(s) and grate into a swallow bowl. I don’t peel mine, but peel if you must. Add in the juice of the orange, a splash of vinegar and a dash of salt and pepper. Mix around and let sit for at least 5 minutes (the longer the better)
When you are ready for food, grab a bowl (add anything you want to add to the bottom, like quinoa or greens) and fill that bowl up with the beet salad and top with roasted hazelnuts.
Grab a fork and eat.
There is a joke about Vermonters, that all we talk about is the weather. Well, it’s kind of true. But to our defense, we get a lot of weather, and it’s always changing and intense and both lovely and crazy and all over. So yeah, we talk. A lot, about the weather. And on that topic, I am trying so hard not to complain, but%u00a0honestly, I am getting a little sick, both physically and mentally from all of these %u00a0super, to freaking cold temperatures. Yesterday the high was 0 ( which was at like 2 in the morning) %u00a0and factor in the windchill, the temp stayed at like 25 below. It f**king sucks. I can’t %u00a0stay outside for too long or else I will probably die. The dog %u00a0is having a hard time making it around the block before he gets ice paws, and the mister, well he even started wearing gloves (he wears a sweater all winter and never gets cold%u2026..he is officially cold)
%u00a0And not only is the cold keeping us all indoors, but its making us all borderline sick. We both have been fighting something for the past few week. The headaches, stuffy nose, chest congestions. The puppy is getting super dry skin and gave himself a hot spot. BLAh!! Ok, enough! No more complaining
Because %u00a0I do really love the winter and all the pretty snow!!!!
But we are feeling kind of sick so to make us feel oh so much better, a fantastic, super tasty, healing, good for me, good for you, soup. Turmeric ginger carrot%u2026 oh man. Made with lots of ginger, turmeric and garlic and finished with a drizzle of raw honey. This soup is exactly what we need. All ingredients scream.. FEEL GOOD, BE WARM AND COZY! Almost everything in it has antibacterial and anti inflammatory properties. The veggies are hearty and heathy and just eating soup helps to keep hydrated. And the best part..it tastes so freaking amazing.%u00a0
So whether %u00a0you are feeling a little mah, or just a little hungry.%u2026this soup is where it’s at!
Lots of chopped up carrots, a small onion, a little bit of cauliflower I had left over and a small beet. If you don’t have the cauliflower and or a beet, just use %u00a0ares pepper or another 2 carrots.. no biggy.%u00a0
Then we have the fresh ginger ( you can use powdered) turmeric and garlic. %u00a0All the good healthy spicy and yummy stuff.%u00a0
I accidentally spilled the turmeric on the counter..but it kind of looks like I might have done it on purpose%u2026 yeah, let’s go with that. %u00a0Chop the garlic and he ginger into %u00a0 %u00a0chunks
And toss into the pot to warm and activate. Just a little toasty toast.%u00a0
And the veggies are roasted and tender and smell so good. %u00a0It took a lot of will power to not eat the whole pan right there.
I added the roasted veggies and 3 cups water straight into my pot %u00a0with the spices because I used an emulsion blender. If you are using normal blender, add the veggies, the toasted spices and the water to the blender and blend until smooth. Then transfer to a pot.
Pretty much all blended together%u2026.(I left a few big chunks in there to snack on while I was waiting to eat serve%u2026I was really hungry) and let to simmer for a little longer…
And now ladle into a bowl and get ready for a fantastic finish%u2026 drizzle a spoonful of raw honey into soup%u2026%u2026.so so good. You could add the honey before serving, but heating it kills all the good antibacterial stuff so that’s why we wait.%u00a0Then %u00a0I sprinkle some chopped kale and chives. (do it if you want, but not necessary)
Now enjoy. Let the warmth wash over you and feel all those good spices helping to fight the good fight to keep you well and all the yummy to satisfy your hunger.
And lets hope for some warm (above 0!!) weather!
-C
Turmeric Ginger%u00a0Carrot Soup
Ingredients
- 5 large carrots
- 1 small onion
- 1 small beet*
- quarter head cabbage ( or a cup of frozen)*
- 2-3 teaspoons %u00a0turmeric%u00a0
- 2-3 tablespoons fresh %u00a0ginger (1/2 teaspoon if using powdered)
- 4-6 cloves garlic
- salt pepper
- raw honey (omit if vegan)
* If you don’t have or want to use beet and or the cauliflower, you can use a red pepper, a small sweet potato, or just use a few more carrots.%u00a0
Chop all veggies into similar sized chunks and toss into a lightly oiled pan or on a baking sheet and sprinkle with salt. %u00a0Stick in oven at 425 for about 30 minutes or until all veggies are fork tender.%u00a0
In a large soup pot or dutch oven, toss chopped garlic, ginger and the turmeric and place on medium heat for a few minutes to activate the spices. Add the roasted veggies and 3 cups water to pot (if using emulsion blender) and blend until smooth. If using a blender, add the toasted spices, roasted veggie and 3 cups water and blend until smooth then transfer to a large pot or dutch oven. Add salt and pepper to taste. Turn heat down to%u00a0%u00a0simmer and let cook for an addition 10 minutes.%u00a0
When ready to serve, ladle soup into bowl and drizzle a spoonful of raw honey into soup. Garnish with fresh chopped kale, chives, cabbage or whatever you want. (or nothing is good too)
Mustard and carrots. %u00a0It’s that simple.
Yup, I eat this at least once a day. It’s that good (and easy). %u00a0Now I must admit that I don’t usually have such pretty carrots (The mister gave me this rainbow of carrots for my birthday) and I usually don’t chop the carrots oh so nicely or have a little vessel of mustard, but I figured for the sake of a picture, you would rather see this then a picture of me standing with the fridge open, chomping on a huge unpeeled carrot, squirting mustard directly in my mouth. (that’s how I usually eat most of my snacks)
Today I kept it simple with plain yellow mustard, %u00a0but I sometimes spice it up with horseradish or jalapeno mustard. Or once in a while I’ll do mustard and sprinkle on (or in my mouth) some nutritional yeast, garlic powder or even red pepper flakes for a little kick. The possibilities of mustard on carrots it endless.
You might be saying to yourself that this is crazy, but really, is it any weirder then some of the things that you eat that others find kind of strange? So maybe just try it. %u00a0I promise, you won’t be disappointed.
Happy Monday!
-C
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%u00a0 I have been meaning do a post on seltzer and syrups for a while now and this one is perfect%u2026 Everyone around me has been getting sick and I am trying my hardest to not get anything.%u00a0
Citrus and ginger%u2026. Two of my favorite things, combined into one super refreshing, light and crisp, thirst quenching drink. Tasty and packed full of vitamin C from the citrus and blood warming, tummy healing ginger. Its kind of%u00a0a feel better elixir, a good for you drink, a sparkler pop. %u00a0A drink everyone can get into %u00a0 %u00a0 %u00a0 (the mister even liked it), And it has no added sugars or nasty coloring, it can’t get much better.
Feeling Happy, feeling crappy, or just plain feeling, this drink is a good for it all.
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I made the ginger date simple syrup ahead of time.. All I did what chop 2 1/2 tablespoons fresh ginger and %u00a0about 3 tablespoons pitted dates and added to a pot with a cup of water. Simmered the stuff until the dates were mostly dissolved, about 15 minutes, took off the %u00a0heat and pureed it. I let it steep for another 5 minutes and strained%u2026.no biggy. %u00a0 This is a milder sweet simple syrup. If you like sweeter add more dates or even add a bit of honey%u2026 Do what tastes the best to you.
Juice the lime and blood orange%u2026..so much pretty!
I ended up with about 12 tablespoons of juice from a the lime and the orange.. If you need or want to, juice an additional orange and lime.%u00a0
Add 2-3 tablespoons of the fresh juice per 12oz glass and add about 2-3 tablespoons of the ginger date syrup%u2026(adjust amounts to you taste) Top off with cold plain seltzer water and maybe an ice-cube or two. ( I would have if I had thought to make ice)
So lovely%u2026. so nice.%u00a0I really got into these flavors. This drink has the ability to make you feel warm and cozy while being cold and fresh. It makes me happy.
Double thumbs up here!
Stay un-sick!
-C
Blood Orange Ginger Lime Sparkler Pop
Ingredients
- 2 1/2 tablespoons fresh chopped ginger
- 3 tablespoons chopped dates (more if you want sweeter)
- 1 cup water
- 1 lime
- 1 blood orange
- Plain Seltzer water
- Ice (optional)
For the ginger date syrup
In a small pot on low heat, add chopped dates and ginger to a cup of water. Simmer until dates %u00a0have mostly dissolved, about 15 minutes. remove from heat and puree with either %u00a0a blender to a hand emulsifier. Let steep for another 5 minutes and strain, reserving the pulp (add it to soup or salad dressing). Let completely cool.
To assemble drink, juice blood orange, and lime. Add about 3 tablespoons of the ginger syrup and 2-3 tablespoons of the citrus juice per 12 0z cup. Top with plain seltzer water, give it a light swirl with a spoon or straw and add ice cube if you want. Now have at it!
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Whenever me and the mister get invited / show up for dinner at someone’s house, I like to bring at least one thing to contribute to the meal. First, because I am nice like that. Secondly, because I get to make food for other people besides Nick and get new feedback on recipes. (Sometimes I think he tells me things taste amazing when they might not) And thirdly, its nice to mess up someone else’s kitchen besides my own. So last night we went to my sisters and %u00a0I made a salad. %u00a0A very easy and virtually mess free salad%u2026%u2026.I still made a mess (I cleaned it up myself!)
%u00a0The salad I made was a light, crisp, and citrusy%u00a0thing of beauty. Not exactly what one would think to eat on a freezing my face off cold day, but hey, you can’t help what the body craves. Plus, if you %u00a0make it for. lets say, a sister that is making french fries and hamburgers for dinner..then a light and citusy salad is just what you need. Feedback from the mouths that ate it%u2026.Fanstastic combo! Best Salad ever! Never going to eat anything else! Ok, not so dramatic, but this was a winner. And for real,%u00a0this salad takes about five seconds to compile and all the ingredients are really accessible right now so really, why not?%u00a0
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%u00a0Nice crisp %u00a0kale. Thinly slices red onion for a nice bite. Orange for that sweet citrusy%u00a0and juicy smack and avocado to add a perfect creamy finish. Lime to make it perfect.%u00a0
%u00a0Start with the%u00a0%u00a0base layer of kale%u2026 then first goes the sliced onion. (Make sure it’s thinly sliced or else it will be to overpowering)
%u00a0%u00a0Add thinly sliced oranges%u2026oh boy, your half way there!!!
Top with thinly sliced avocado, a sprinkle of salt and drizzle with lime juice. I also served with an extra wedge of lime, there is never too much lime.
Now you can stand back, take a picture, send to all your friends and make them jealous of you fantastically pretty and oh so delicious salad. They will ask, “What is that amazing looking dish you are eating?” Your response will be..”Check out the blog..the lovely crazy%u2026and make it yourself! ” (yes, I am shamelessly plugging myself here)%u00a0
Anyway, enjoy the day and try to keep warm!
-C
Citrus Avocado Salad (Makes 2)
Ingredients
- A few good handfuls of kale leaves
- 1 orange
- 1 avocado
- 1 lime
- 1/2 a red onion
Remove tough stems from kale and chop leaves into small month sized pieces. Thinly slice %u00a0onion, peel and thinly slice orange and cut avocado into%u2026yup you got it, thin slices.%u00a0
Kale into bowls, top with %u00a0onion, orange and avocado. Top with the juice of half a lime%u2026Add a sprinkle of salt.%u00a0
A couple of days ago, during a grocery store porous, I stumbles upon a produce item that I have not seen sold in stores before, Broccoli leaf. And I%u00a0was kind of surprised %u00a0to see that they were selling bunches of the leaf, %u00a0organic, %u00a0at 2 bucks a bunch.%u00a0I was very excited ! But wait.. You can eat broccoli leaves? Heck yes you can! Broccoli leaves %u00a0are fantastic. They taste kind of like broccoli, have a hearty texture like a collard, and can be used raw or cooked just like any other green. Its just one more super yummy green to add to your repertoire.%u00a0 So when I bring home something that I find to be a good score, like a bunch of broccoli leaves, I feel like I have to share it with the mister. (I am so nice) And this dish was how I shared them%u2026. Tossed into a bowl of garlic raging pasta. 
The stuff%u2026. A bunch of broccoli leaves, lots of garlic, pasta, olive oil, salt and a lemon. Pretty simple right? 
Fist off, get your water boiling for the pasta. Once its ready, drop a pinch of salt into the water and stick pasta in for the amount of time recommend by pasta box people. While the pasta is boiling, mince up the garlic (I used my garlic press) into a skillet and add in the oil. %u00a0Stick on a burner on medium for a few minutes, stirring around to make sure the garlic doesn’t stick and burn.%u00a0 
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Once you start to smell the garlic, turn heat onto low, chop up the broccoli leaves (stems and all) %u00a0and stir around until wilted and add in the juice of half a the lemon.When the pasta is cooked, remove a few tablespoons of starchy water and %u00a0strain the noodles. Add water and pasta right into the skillet with the other stuff. %u00a0Toss around, taste, season with salt and pepper.%u00a0 Go ahead and add some chopped tomato and or parmesan cheese if you want. %u00a0
And serve your amazingly amazing pasta. %u00a0And make sure that you are ok with really smelly garlic breath%u2026Casue it’s going to happen. Keep it good! -C
Wowzers…Is it for real Memorial day weekend? Where has all the time gone? Let’s talk about a week gone by fast. My brain is on complete overdrive and I am having a hard time keeping it from exploding…SO MUCH TO DO! (Not bad stuff, just a lot of stuff) But lo, that’s life right? There is always a lots of “stuff” to do, but today I am going to try and let that stuff chill and maybe give myself a few hours of coffee, (so much coffee) reading a book in the sunshine, gardening, and just some overall chillin. 
Goodbye fiddleheads…. Hello ferns 
On our way to a geo catch…. And note clothing options for 2 in the afternoon. I am much fond of that little guy wearing a rain jacket without a shirt in when its sunny and 80 degrees. And a pink poke dot bath robe.. I mean, it’s so the cool thing to do. 
We didn’t find the geo, but we found this gigantic mushroom. Just as cool, maybe even cooler.
I love brick and there is one street in all of burlington (that I know of) that has brick sidewalks. I like to walk down it a lot. 
Nurse lady making food… I compare this to a big foot sighting. I have heard stories that she cooks,but have never actually witnessed it myself. (Just kidding….kinda)
My winter farm share is coming to an end this week. One more pick and then a three week stretch until the summer share starts… WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!! Stock up as much as I can is what.
The stuff….For the split pea gravy we have a carrot, a parsnip and a large onion chopped into small chunks. Salt, thyme, a bay leaf and of course the split peas. Then there is the celeriac root* sliced into 1/2 inch thick rounds and some plain old yellow mustard .
Toss the chopped parsnip, carrot, onion and the spices into a pot on medium heat and let veggies sweat a few minutes until tender. Add in the split peas and enough water to cover everything. Turn pot on high and bring to a boil, then cover and turn to low. Make sure to give the pot a good stir ever few minutes and add more water if needed 
Once the peas have soften, remove the bay leaf and puree until smooth and oh so creamy. Taste and add more salt and pepper if needed. If you find that the gravy seems to thick, just add in more water until it’s the consistency that you want. 
The gravy is made, the celeriac is roasted… now we are ready to eat!! 
Stick the celeriac on a plate and dump good amount of that gravy right on top. Feel free to add a bed of spinach, or a grain or anything you want, because why not, and also some chopped tomatoes for a little acid and prettiness.
It’s Mother’s Day weekend which means that you and I and everyone out there should feel the slightest bit obligated to at least do a little something nice for your mom for the mere fact that you were borned. And really what better way to celebrate mom than with food… It really is the least that you can do. (I think mom’s also like flowers and cards and handmade pasta necklaces) My mom is defiantly about the food. (she has had her fair share or pasta necklaces) A many years back on Mother’s day, this sweet little girl (me) made her mother a special breakfast treat…blueberry scones. And ever since that day, for every freaking holiday, birthday, whatever day, my mother requests (demands) a batch of those scones. She is always saying that these are her favorite treat and that no one has ever made them as good as I do. (I guess that just reiterates that I am her number 1 child)
The stuff. Flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. A bit of sugar, vanilla, buttermilk, and butter (use vegan butter and nut milk if you want to make them vegan) And of course we need the blueberries which can be fresh or frozen. I usually use fresh, but the store I stopped at only had really big containers of fresh that were like $1000 dollars a piece and the organic frozen happen to be on super sale. So you know, the cheap in me won that battle. 
So into the bowl goes all the dry stuff; flour, baking powder and soda, salt, and the sugar. Give it a good whisk.
Now dump the blueberries into the flour mixture. Toss them around to give them a coat of flour. Add in the buttermilk and vanilla and give a little mix until liquid is absorbed. We are trying to handle the dough as little as possible.
Turn mixture onto counter. It’s very loose, but thats what it should look like. 
Very gently and with as little handling as possible, gather dough up, knead a few times till everything just comes together. Press dough into a disk that is roughly an inch thick…. and it doesn’t need to be perfect. 
Cut the disk into even sized pieces. Do 6 big, 8 normal, maybe even 10 smaller. Whatever size you like. (I did 8) Place the scones onto a baking sheet, using a spatula to transfer, and sprinkle the tops with a little bit of sugar. Into a preheated oven for about 20 minutes.
And when the scones look all nice and browned and a tester comes out clean. remove and either serve right away warm, preferably with huge cup of coffee or tea, or stick on a rack to cool before storing in air tight container.
It’s been a long, packed, but very fantastic week. Everyday has been full of work, chores, family, and trying to get in a least one good bike ride or walk in. I made a list of a few important points to mention from the past week.
The mister and the worlds biggest crayon, which is made of scraps of blue crayons from all over the world. I could totally use a big ass crayon like this.
The coolest most badass 95 year old lady that I know (I know a few), Grammy Stem. And the little, getting a lift. (I could have used a lift too!)
Brothers. The guy in the green is my Dad.
Aftre dinner ice cream break.
The sky has been on point all week long
And made myself some veggie chips. The colors alone are delicious.
THE LOVELY CRAZY
January 28, 2020 by maximios • Blog
It SNOWED!!!%u2744%ufe0f%u2744%ufe0f%u2744%ufe0f Finally. And after a good bout of freezing rain. But you know what, I liked that too. But snow. It%u2019s like all of a sudden the natural world makes sense again. No more balmy 50 degree days, just nice and cold. Freezing in fact but I love it. And seriously, my body does too. Those flip days where its damp and cool but not cold makes my hand swell and hurt. Give me teens and I am all good.
Besides the good weather we have had this past week, there hasn%u2019t been to heck of a lot. The mr and I did drive Megans face (and body) down to Boston for a quick hot minute (or literally an hour) to a doctors appointment and then jumped back into the car and drove home. That was a whirlwind of a day. Mostly I have been spending a lot of time down in the basement studio working on mugs and plates and a few other things, trying to stock up on stock for selling purposes and what not. Because after a lot of though and second guessing of myself, I have decided that I am going to try and start selling more of my pottery. Even have a little online store thing (which I am trying to build now and is harder then I care for it to be). I even started a new instagram account for it%u00a0(stemandnode) and am trying to figure out how to sell from that. So yeah, been busy trying to do business things.
Otherwise, same same. The mr has barely been home, working away on a few projects, shoveling snow, and showing apartments. We did get a to have an awesome hang out time and dinner with Judah. We did some drawing, ate some food, and just talked about how awesome we were. (That kid, he is one of my favorite humans.) I also spent time at the studio pugging clay and chatting up members. And finally, with a heavy heart, I moved the Christmas tree out of the house. It now resides on the front porch where it will probably stay for another few weeks. It just looks right out there.
We got even more snow last night (!!!) and snow means snowshoes and that is what we are doing today. I am very much excited. This will be the first time this winter that we are able to go! (due to lack of snow.) After snow shoeing, I think I am gonna hit the library, maybe go restock my spices from the bulk bins at the coop, maybe stop in an see the littles, and then hopefully, just come home and chill a bit. Get ready for a week of things and stuff. Make a big pot of split pea soup and go to bed early. Mellow and quiet. Sounds like an A+ day to me.
Some links from the internet to read.
–How Did Humans Boil Water Before the Invention of Pots? Whoa, what a process.
-Spending to much time looking at kilns. Maybe someday or maybe someone will just buy me one. HA
-Should we buy it?
–Our average body temperatures seem to be dropping. I know my average is like 97 something. I always thought I was special. I guess not.
–Apparently Cleaning Our Homes Gives us Just as Much Adrenaline as Race Car Driving. I guess I know how reach car drivers feel on a regular bases.
–Taking care of yourself has a few more benefits other then not feeling like shit all the time. Scientists Calculated How Much Longer You Can Live With a Healthy Lifestyle
–The New York Public Library Has Calculated Its Most Checked-Out Books Of All Time. I love LOVE that is was a children’s book, about snow!
-Oh this is so tempting. I miss working in coffee shops. This Irish Island Will Pay Room and Board for You and a Friend to Work in a Coffee Shop
–The Dark Side of %u2018Compostable%u2019 Take-Out Containers. Not as good as you thing.
–Awesome. Delicate Embroideries Feature Anatomically Accurate Lungs, Brain, and Facial Vessels
Pictures from the week
I have two questions. Is it crazy that we still have or Christmas tree up? It is just so nice and still looking as fresh as the day we cut it so I am having hard time saying goodbye to it. I did take all the ornaments off, just left on the lights, so it is kind of like a big house plant right? That is what I am telling myself because that it what it is. Once it start dropping needles or most likely, just after this week, to the goat farm. But as of now, it stays.
Anyway, my other question is, where the hell is winter? For real. When I went to bed Friday night there was a few inches of snow on the ground and when I woke up Saturday morning, it felt like freaking late spring and I barely needed to wear clothes, much less a jacket. And everyone I talked to was all, %u201cOooh, so nice. Love it love it , blah blah blah%u201d. Me, I hate it. This overly warm winter shit has got to stop. It is making me sad. I need winter, real winter. And that is global warming for ya. Fuck!
Yup, that and everything else this week. I stole (but not really) a new batch of balloons from the gym (the heart finally went down). Went for a nice pre snow melt, snow hike with the mr. Made lunch for Anthony and fixed his fancy pants. But a big part of the week has been spent over at the loft, packing, cleaning, and fixing things because as of this past Friday, little miss Barb is staying there. And now my back porch is full of all the stuff I brought home that I have been meaning to bring over here for the past 3 years. Mostly books, which we have no good shelves for yet (build shelves are on my list of things to do), and a good amount if shit I have to go through again and get rid of. Agh, I hate stuff. I might just stick it all on the curb with a free sign and walk away.
I also have been trying to get into my studio as much as possible. I threw some more mugs, glazed hearts, cleaned tools. Spent time with myself and my goals for selling more pots more seriously which then kind of turned into spending time with all the paperwork that seems to be flowing in from all the other thing in the rest of our life. Because who could forget, new year means new taxes. Oh taxes. I am going to stop there and not think to much more about them for at least another couple weeks, then I will start stressing. The usual way I do it. Ha.
And now its Sunday. Currently raining and still to freaking warm but is getting colder as the day goes on which means a nice layer of ice on everything making for a crap shoot of any outdoor activities today. I really wanted to try and go or a hike but it%u2019s not gonna happen so I will probably just go to the gym, maybe stop in and see the littles ( I haven%u2019t anyone really this week because everyone is back at school and I have been so busy) and then veg out on the couch with my books (recurrently ready 3), coffee, and a sketch pad. Need to get these book shelves designed and built before the momnuent for the need dies and the books stay in boxes an the porch forever.
Links to things I spent time looking at on the internet.
–Feeling Artsy? Here’s How Making Art Helps Your Brain. Art is life, or my life at least.
–I am a hand eater, or I mean, I eat with my hands, a lot. It is much easier then getting a sharp fork into my mouth with our stabbing myself in the face. HA. Why Food Tastes Better When You Eat With Your%u00a0Hands.
-Plant based is the new buzz word. What Does %u2018Plant-Based%u2019 Actually Mean?
The Germantown Laundromat: An Eco-Minded Gathering Spot in the Hudson Valley, Mending Services IncludedI love everything about this so much!
-Me and the mr.? Meet the couple who sailed across Mongolia in a handmade cart. Yeah, I think so.
-Genius. I would totally be into this if it didn%u2019t mean I had to interact with people. Maybe set it up blog style? Why Cookbook Clubs Should Be the New Way We Entertain
-Every time I start to bitch about the crowds of all the new people in the gym these days I stop myself because really, good for them for being there. Stop Complaining About the Gym Being Packed, Because It’s More Damaging Than You Think
–Planting Trees Is Good. Eliminating Deforestation Is Better. So lets stop cutting down the trees. Yeah, thats a good idea.
-Oh shit, you never know, you might be getting some new next door neighbors. HA. Meghan And Harry ‘Step Back’ As Royals %u2014 What Does That Mean, Exactly?
-Oh hell no. Do Bathtubs Belong in Bedrooms?%u00a0But I guess a lot op people think its a good idea..? And sure, it looks cool, but wet water in the bedroom, just seems wrong to me.
Pictures from the week.
This week has definitely gone by really slow except that it has flown by super fast, you know what I mean? It%u2019s probably because of all the up and down weather and my overall crazy brain that is pulling me all over the place New seasons do that to me, make me crazy.
The week started off with Easter. We went to my moms (half the family didn%u2019t show up (butthole reasons), did some lunch, played outside, and that was that. Then I came home to continue yarding (yarding is a new word I invented that means to spend time in the yard doing yard stuff)
The rest of the week went. We worked, the mr finished putting the floor down in the porch (I forgot to take a picture) He moved the camper and created a new workshop, applied large stickers to doors, made me 6 more raised beds (4 are TRIANGLES!!!). He has been doing all sorts of stuff. Me, I have been spending as much time outside I as I can, in between the piles of papers that I am trying to deal with, working at the studio, throwing pots, thinking about fixing my bike, and all around trying not run through a wall. I am in that head space where everything needs to be done and I am trying to do everything. All at once. Thats my spring brain. All of a sudden and BAM, my brain is awake, the world is awake, and there is a ton of shit to do.
On one of the nicer days (it has been a little chilly and rainy all week) we spent a few hours with Megan her littles and I grabbed the other littles. We took them outside, into the world, away from screen for a little jaunt in the woods, some time on the playground, and a bagel sandwich lunch. Fresh air, stick collecting, and see sawing was the highlight of the afternoon and a highlight of the week. I mean, gown ass people and little littles on the see saw, well you will see. Haha.
Saturday morning, 8 am, grocery store. If you need to grocery shop, this is the time. Yesterday I got to the store and no one else was there except all the stockers who had nicely stocked everything that I was looking for. I got to it before all the other people did and was rewarded with the best cabbages and apples! After that I went home, the mr took off to work with his work guy and I ended up staying home for the morning, cleaning house, doing laundry, and trying to organize the unorganizable. After that the mr came home we went and hung out with the littles for a few and got texted $5 each of store credit to the hardware store which in turn turned into a bunch of new seeds. Yay free seeds!
Today the mr and I were planning on hitting up the Kingdom to watch some jumping trout, but with the weather being as it is (raining and cloudy) we are going to hold off on that and just find a nice little, not too flooded stream for the mr to fish in and for me to sit nearby and spend some time reading. With all the coffee my can cup and bring. It%u2019s gonna be great.
Some stuff you might find of interest from the internet.
–Our Grocery Stores, Ourselves. Loyalties to the grocery store are deep. I know I have mine, kind of. (I shop around and I am more loyal to the farm then any grocery store.) But I do think there is a definite quality difference to stores, at least around here. You get to know which store sells local. Which stores have the crappy greens, or which store charge and extra $2 for the same exact thing you can get at a different store for that much cheaper. Straight to the farm . Always best.
-Always water, mostly because it is free and I hate having to have stock or broth on hand. WHEN WATER CAN BE THE KEY TO MORE FLAVORFUL SOUPS
I am pretty into these murals Maybe i%u2019ll try not do something like on one of my walls. Interior Murals by Camille Javal
-I could, and should, and dang it I am going to make something like this A frame. Simple and sweet. Now were to put it?
-Just in case you don%u2019t know. What%u2019s the Difference Between Jam and Jelly?
–Wait, I Should Clean My Fridge *How*%u00a0Often?. Yes folks. And I tell you, clean the stove every time! It%u2019s one of the best habits I have ever created.
-I wish I could embroider like this. Pretty freaking awesome. Graceful Figures and Shimmering Peacocks Embroidered on Tulle
–Can Nothing Change Your Life? Essence of flower is a thing and it might just be what you need in your life.
-Trees are magical. Trees by starlight%u2026 Whoa. See the world%u2019s oldest trees by starlight.
–I am very excited to find this pattern for this FRENCH MARKET BAG. Now I just need to learn how to crochet%u2026%u2026%u2026Yeah.
And pictures from the week.
Another cold and blustery week%u2026 but it’s the middle of January in Vermont so its to be expected.( I just wish I could walk outside for more than 5 minutes without my nose ruining and having the snot freeze to my face) Yup, cold and busy. My Dad has come back to Vermont for a long visit (he moved to Michigan a few years ago%u2026 jerk) %u00a0So while he is here I have been trying to put in as much %u00a0time as possible with him %u00a0all the while trying to do 8 million other things, %u00a0 I figured I owe him a little bit of my time (and lots of food) for helping to raise me%u2026I am such a good daughter. (2 thumbs pointed at me with a big smirk..)%u00a0
%u00a0Let me take you through a few little happy highlights of my week.%u00a0
The father and I went for a little hike with the pup on one of the milder temperature days%u2026 I drove to the trail, locked the car doors and off we went. After getting cold enough where I couldn’t feel my hands-feet-face%u2026 we made our way back to the car. And I reached for the keys%u2026and shuffled around in my pockets%u2026.and felt around in all my pockets again%u2026. and again. Finally, I had to admit it, I dropped the keys. I got a little panicky (I was so cold and the car key is like 300 bucks to replace) but we did the only thing we could do. I stuff everything back in my pockets and off we went in search of the key. We got lucky, my dad found the key only a few minutes into the trail!!! Hooray! A happy hike with a happy ending.
So yeah, a few little happy happys%u2026..
Hope you all have some happy happys too!%u00a0
-C