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THE LOVELY CRAZY

October 15, 2019 by maximios • Blog

I am spicing up my snack time these day, going an extra step and actually preparing a little something rather then just eating a pound of carrots. Yes yes, a pound of carrots is a great snack, but there are so many other fantastic veggies awaiting my belly and I can only accommodate %u00a0so much at once. So today the carrots had to wait, it’s time for the parsnips.%u00a0

After I made this and was eating it with all smiles and glee, I had the mr take a taste to see what he thought. What I learned is that If you do not like parsnips then you will not like this dish. But if you are awesome and do like parsnips, well then you will like this. But I guess if you like parsnips but don’t like cranberries then you might actually not like this either.

So what I guess I am saying is if you like parsnips and cranberries, you will freaking love this. And this, these cranberry roasted parsnips, are great as a snack or as %u00a0a fantastic accompaniment to any meal that you will be serving anytime soon. It’s quick and easy and delivers in all sorts of good ways, if you like cranberries and parsnips.%u00a0

The stuff. Parsnip. fresh (or frozen) cranberries, a little maple syrup, olive oil, and salt and pepper.%u00a0

Keeping it simple and just chopping the parsnip up into mouth sized pieces. If you are a peeler, go ahead and peel those parsnips first. Me, never a peeler.%u00a0

A little trick I have learned when roasting veggies is to roast them in a really hot cast iron pan. What I usually do is preheat the oven and while I am doing that I preheat the pan on the stove top. It gets hot fast and the veggies roast better when tossed into a hot pan. You can also preheat whatever dish you are using in the oven while it preheating. Whatever works for you.%u00a0

So parsnips Into a cast iron pan (or any oven safe dish)%u00a0tossed with just a touch of olive oil and salt and pepper.%u00a0

Parsnips cook pretty fast so after about 15 minutes check for doneness. Once they are for tender and browning, toss the cranberries into the pan and keeping roasting.

Once the cranberries are all roasted and bursted and nice, remove the pan from the oven and immediately drizzle with a touch of maple (just a touch or else it will be too sweet)%u00a0

There you go. Simple, fast, and oh so delicious.%u00a0

Have an awesome weekend!%u00a0%ud83e%udd4b%ud83e%udd3e%ud83c%udffb%u200d%u2640%ufe0f%ud83c%udf84%u2603%ufe0f (interrupt those any way you see fit)

-C

serves about 4 as a side dish %u00a0or makes for 2 good snack bowls

  • 3-4 large %u00a0parsnips (but really as many as you want)
  • 1 cup fresh or frozen cranberries
  • 1 teaspoon to 1 tablespoon maple syrup (the more the sweeter it will be)
  • olive oil
  • salt and pepper

Preheat oven to 425

Grab whatever pan or oven safe dish you are using and %u00a0preheat either place it in the oven while its preheating of if you can place it on the stove, get it really hot on a high flame.

Grab your parsnips and chop into about an inch sized pieces (or a good size that will fit into you mouth. Feel free to peel the parsnips first if you want to. Once the oven and pan are preheated, drizzle the parsnips with a tiny bit of olive oil and toss with salt and pepper. Place onto really hot pan and stick into oven. %u00a0Roast for about 15-20 minutes or until the parsnips are golden brown and fork tender. Remove form oven and toss in the cranberries. Place back into oven for about another 10 minutes or until the cranberries start to burst and get soft. Remove again and drizzle with a teaspoon of maple syrup (or more if you like it sweeter)%u00a0

Serve right away.%u00a0

This weekend was pretty fantastic. I got a lot of little things done around the house that needed to be done and spent half of that time hanging out in my pjs. (Pjs can be working loathes too) And all the while I was doing stuff, I was making these rolls. (I am nothing if not a great multi-tasker) That’s my favorite kind of weekend.. Baking, while doing house chores. and maybe watching tv or listening to music. (or NPR.. but saying that makes me sound so old).%u00a0I am like a little old house wife (I am close) and it makes me feel like I have achieved greatness!

And baking bread is the best. I love making bread. I %u00a0love the act of mixing and kneading the dough. The waiting and anticipation of the dough rising.The smells of good bread baking. It’s a very cathartic experience, and it also results in some very tasty bread that,%u00a0in my house, get’s eaten at an alarming speed (fresh bread doesn’t last long with the mr) But don’t let all that time waiting around scare you away from making bread, cause when you take out the time spent letting dough rise, bread really takes about 8 minutes to make. And people who make fresh bread are always the coolest people.%u00a0

So these rolls. These rolls are soft and fluffy and tender,, slight sweet, slightly spicy, and all over freaking fantastic.%u00a0I mean, it’s parsnip and pepper so what can go wrong with that?. The mr ate a good few pretty much as soon as I pulled them out of the oven(again..fresh bread doesn’t last long)%u00a0and when I brought the rest over to my sisters house, those were devoured as well. Even the littles were super into them. %u00a0And I now that it’s a few weeks away but%u2026. Thanksgiving is only a few weeks away!!! It’s creepy up oh so fast (as usual) and I am not going to let it get the best of me this year. And now that I got my roll game down for the big day (or 3.. there are 3 Thanksgivings that we are attending), I can move onto more pressing things.. like al the pies.(I’ll be sharing some pies with you soon)

The stuff. %u00a0We gots some flour, salt, cracked pepper and a really big parsnip. Also have water, yeast, sugar and some melting earth balance .%u00a0

To start, chop up the parsnip into small chunks and stick them into a pot with enough water to fully semerge the chunks. Place on stove and bring to a boil then turn heat to medium high and let the parsnips cook.

Once the parsnip are fork tender, strain the water (reserving 3/4 cup of that water)%u00a0and puree the parsnip until smooth.

Take %u00a0that parsnip water and (once cooled a bit) place in bowl with the sugar and the yeast and mix it all around. Let sit for a few minutes until the yeast is visibly active.

Now dump the parsnip puree and melted butter into with the yeast and mix it all up

Salt, pepper, and flour mixed into a bowl

The yeast and parsnip mixture goes into the flour.%u00a0

And mix until it looks kind like this. When it’s no longer mixable with the spoon, dump dough out onto lightly floured surface and knead, adding a little bit of flout to the work surface when needed to prevent it from sticking..

And keep kneading unitl dough is all nice and smooth and pretty.

Dough then goes into a lightly oiled bowl %u00a0and is covered with a towl and let to sit for about an hour until the dough doubles in size.%u00a0

When the dough has doubled, dump onto the counter and cut into 12 equalish sized balls. (my balls were not equal)

The balls then go into a %u00a0large, lightly oiled pan. Let those sit for some more time,covered with a towel,%u00a0unit the dough %u00a0doubles again and the balls are all touching each other. They are ready to bake.. but right before you place them in the oven, brush the tops with a little melted earth balance.

And into the oven they go!!!

And when the rolls are all golden brown and smelling so nice,%u00a0remove from oven. Brush tops with some more melted earth balance and sprinkle with salt and more pepper.

Serve up to people you like

Have a n awesome day!

-C

Makes 12-16 rolls (depending on the size you make them)

  • 3 3-1/2 cups all purpose flour
  • 2 big parsnips (need 3/4 cups mashed parsnip)
  • 3/4 cups parsnip water (the water you boil the parsnips in)
  • 2 teaspoons yeast
  • 2 teaspoons cane sugar
  • 2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 tablespoon cracked pepper (more if you like pepper)
  • 4 tablespoons melted earth balance or butter (2 for the dough- 2 to melt on top)

To start, chop parnsips into chunks and place into a pot full of water. Bring to boil and cook until the parsnips are fork tender. Remove parsnips from water and measure out 3/4 cups of the water and set aside Take cooked parnsips and stick in a blender and puree until smooth. Measure out 3/4 cups of the puree.(any left eat as a snack)

Let both the puree and water cool enough that %u00a0you can stick a finger in it and its not to hot (or a thermometer that says its below 110.. your call).

Once cooled, stick the water, sugar, and yeast into a bowl, mix around, and let yeast activate. When yeast is foamy and clearly noted that it is not dead, dump in the parsnip mash, 2 tablespoons melted earth balance,and mix together. And then for the flour. Mix in the salt and pepper to the flour mix in the parsnip yeast mixture until a dough forms. The dough should be a little sticky, but still workable. If the dough seems to wet, add in another 1/4 cup flour at a time, just till it is bot overly sticky.%u00a0

Dump dough onto a floured surface and knead for about 5 minutes, or until the dough starts to look glossy and ihas an elastic quality to it.%u00a0

Stick dough into a greased bowl, over with a towel, and place in a warm place for about an hour, or until the dough has doubled in size. Once doubles, dump dough out onto counter and using a dough cutter or serrated knife, cut the dough into 12 -16 equal pieces Take each piece and roll into a ball and place into a greased 9×12 baking pan. Once all balls are in, cover with towel and let the dough rise %u00a0until the balls are doubled in size and are toughing each other,for another 30 minutes or so. Preheat the oven to 350. Once the rolls are double again, right before you stick them into the oven, brush tops with melted earth balance

Place rolls into preheated oven and baked for about 25 minutes or until the tops are golden brown.%u00a0

Remove and right away, brush on any remaining earth balance to the tops and sprinkle with salt and pepper.

Serve right away!%u00a0

Best eaten the day the are made.. but will last a few days in an air tight container.%u00a0

My winter farm share is coming to an end this week. One more pick and then a three week stretch until the summer share starts%u2026 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!! Stock up as much as I can is what.

I have been strategic about the roots and veggies that I have chosen to bring home the past few weeks.(My farm lets you pick what you want) %u00a0I know what I can buy at the store, things like carrots and potatoes, so I have been passing those up, but the roots like beets and celeriac%u2026 I have been bringing home baskets of those and hoarding them in the fridge and basement in preparation for the laps in farm fresh food and knowing that if I want to by these at the store it s going to coast me a million dollars %u00a0a pound. (a for real million dollars)

Yup, lots of roots around here, especially celeriac root which is fantastic.%u00a0I am kind of obsessed with celeriac, with its fibrous, knobby exterior, soft but almost meaty texture inside, and a flavor that %u00a0is close to celery but so much better. %u00a0I don’t know why it has taken me so long to do a posting featuring this amazing root vegetable %u00a0(I eat it almost every day)

So here, an amazingly tasty, hearty but not heavy, celeriac recipe. %u00a0Perfect for spring and the change into summer%u2026. Mustard roasted celeriac with an fanatic split peas gravy that will have you licking you bowl clean.

%u00a0The stuff%u2026.For the split pea gravy we have a carrot, a parsnip and a large onion chopped into small chunks. %u00a0Salt, thyme, a bay leaf and of course the split peas. Then there is the celeriac root* sliced into 1/2 inch thick rounds and some plain old yellow mustard .

*Note. I don’t peel my celeriac root. I really enjoy the fibrous exterior but realize that some don’t(The mister does not like it) so peel it if you want.%u00a0

Toss the chopped parsnip, carrot, onion and the spices into a pot on medium heat and let veggies sweat a few minutes until tender. %u00a0Add in the split peas and enough water to cover everything. %u00a0Turn pot on high and bring to a boil, then cover and turn to low. Make sure to give the pot a good stir ever few minutes and add more water if needed%u00a0

While the gravy is cooking, %u00a0take the celeriac rounds and brush each side with yellow mustard, sprinkle with pepper, and place on a baking sheet. Stick into the oven to roast for about 25 minutes, flipping the rounds after about 10 minutes.

Once the peas have soften, remove the bay leaf and puree until smooth and oh so creamy. Taste and add more salt and pepper if needed. If you find that the gravy seems to thick, just add in more water until it’s the consistency that you want.%u00a0The gravy is made, the celeriac is roasted%u2026 now we are ready to eat!!%u00a0Stick the celeriac on a plate and dump good amount of that gravy right on top. Feel free to add a bed of spinach, or a grain or anything you want, because why not, and also some chopped tomatoes for a little acid and prettiness.

Serve with the fanciest knife and fork you can find. Extra yellow mustard and sriracha sauce are great condiments to have close by.

Happy Tuesday!

-C

Mustard Roasted Celeriac with Split Pea Gravy

  • 2 medium celeriac roots
  • 6 tablespoons mustard
  • 1 large carrot
  • 1 medium parsnip
  • 1 large yellow onion
  • 2/3 cup split peas
  • 2-3 cups water%u00a0
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 2 teaspoons thyme or italian spice mix
  • salt and pepper
  • spinach (optional)
  • diced tomatoes(optional)

Preheat oven to 400 degrees

Small dice the carrot, parsnip and onion and throw into a large pot. Spinkle with salt and pepper, add in the thyme and bay leaf and add a splash of water. Stick on stove on medium heat and stir. Let cook until the veggies become soft and fragrant. Now add in the split peas and 2 cups of water. Bring to a boil then cover and turn heat down to medium low. Let cook until the split peas become tender (about 25 minutes) string on occasion and adding more water if the peas are not completely summered while cooking.

Once the peas are tender, let cool for a few minutes, remove bay leaf, and either dump into a blender or blend with an immersion blender until nice and creamy. If gravy seems to thick, add in more water.%u00a0

Scrub or peel celeriac roots and slice them into 1/2 inch think rounds. Place on a baking sheet and brush mustard on both sides and spindle with pepper. Stick into oven for about 10 minutes, flip, then back into the oven for another 15 or so minutes, or unit the celeriac is tender.

When the celeriac is done remove from oven and %u00a0stick a few rounds on a bed of spinach (or not, or any kind of grain or green you like) Top with a hearty helping of the gravy and toss on some chopped up tomatoes.

Eat with at knife and fork like a fancy person.

THE LOVELY CRAZY

October 15, 2019 by maximios • Blog

It is exactly that time of year. Apples galore, cool days in need of a little extra warm, meaning a warm oven is welcome, if not needed. It%u2019s the best time of year, or at least one of them.

And so I bake bread. Sometimes just a roll, and sometime a loaf, almost everyday. I love bread baking because, well just because. Plus it%u2019s what people want to eat and will always eat because I guess bread=love. Makes sense to me.

This bread was made from a small dip in the 2 gallons of applesauce I made the night before. (We had sooooo many apples). The mr isn%u2019t the biggest fan of applesauce, says he would rather eat a fresh apple. I kind of get it, but dude, warm, chunky, slightly cinnamon-y applesauce%u2026 I mean, that is happiness right there. Right? Anyway, I am trying not to eat all the applesauce to my face by myself at once (it has been a challenge) and plus I needed to make the mr some bread, so I figured what the hell. I%u2019ll just use applesauce as my liquid in the bread. And so I did and that is that and now that mr really like applesacue (when it is baked into bread)

This bread is a basic sandwich type bread. The apple taste is there but not overwhelming so it can be used for sandwiches of all kinds, toast, just eating with a smear od something, or not. Just a overall good loaf of bread with a little extra from the apple. And braided because I was feeling classy. It%u2019s amazing what at little braiding of bread dough can do for your self esteem. Made me feel like I was the coolest person in the world. Haha!

Now to the bread.

The stuff. A few apples, regular all purpose and white whole wheat flour, salt, applesauce, maple syrup, yeast, and warm water.

Applesauce, shredded apple, maple, yeast, and a little water get mix up and let to sit for a few minutes to activate yeast. Then the salt gets mixed in, along with all the flour. Stir until dough forms. Dough should be slightly sticky, ut not wet. IF wet, add a handful more flour. To dry, add more water.

Dump the dough onto a floured surface, cover your hands in flour, and knead dough for about 5 or so minutes, adding more flour as needed to keep dough from sticking, until the dough is a nice and cohesive texture.

Nice looking dough. Now roll dough into a ball.

Place dough in a clean wet or oiled bowl and cover with a damp cloth for one to one and a half hours or until dough doubles in size.

Dump dough onto floured surface.

Cut dough into 3 equal pieces and roll out into long longs.

Braid logs together. You can stop here bake it this way or%u2026

After placing it on a parchment lined baking sheet, tuck the ends of the braids underneath each other and make it like this. Either way. And once you have the dough on the baking sheet, brush a little water or plant milk on top and let dough rest for 15 minutes of so while the oven preheats.

Before oven and after oven. Classy, right?

Then for shin and soft crust, rub warm loaf with some plant butter.

And for the hard part. Let it cool before slicing it. Ok sure, a little warm is fine, but wait at least 20 minutes (an hour would be best) and then eat you some bread.

Eat you some bread. That%u2019s a t-shirt right there.

Happy Fall friends!

-C

makes pretty one loaf

  • 2 cups all purpose flour

  • 1 1/2 cups white whole wheat flour plus more for kneading

  • 1 cup unsweetened room temperature applesauce

  • 1 large or 2 small apples ( about 2/3 cup shredded apple)

  • 1/4- 1/2 cup warm water

  • 1 tablespoon maple syrup or honey

  • 2 teaspoons active yeast

  • 1 teaspoon salt

  • 1 tablespoon or so plant milk or water

  • 1 tablespoon plant based butter (optional for rubbing on finished bread)

Grab the apples and shred them until you have 2/3 cup shredded apple. In a large bowl, mix together the applesauce, shredded apples, yeast, 1/4 cup warm water, and sweetener.and let yeast activate for a few minutes. Add in salt, the all purpose flour and the 1 1/2 cups white wheat flour. Stir together until dough forms. The dough should be a little bit sticky so if the dough seems to dry, add in 1/4 cup more warm water. If it seems really wet, add in a handful more flour.

Dump dough out onto a well floured surface and knead for about 5 minutes adding a little bit of flour to the counter as needed to prevent it from sticking. Once dough is cohesive in texture, roll into a ball and place into a clean wet or oiled bowl. Cover with a damp towel and allow the dough to double in size. Should take between an hour and an hour and a half.

Once dough doubles in size preheat oven to 400

Dump risen dough back onto a well flour counter. Cut the dough into 3 equal sizes and roll each piece into long logs about 20 inches or so long. Place each roll next to each other and braid. Grab a baking sheet and line with a piece of parchment paper. Sprinkle with a bit of flour and place braided dough onto sheet, either as a braid or if you want, like I did, wrap the braid around itself into a rounded braid situation. Tuck ends into each other and under the loaf. Brush the top gently with a little plant milk or water and let rest for about another 15 minutes or so.

After the rest, place dough into preheated oven. Bake for 35-45 minutes (Less if left long braid, more if wrapped braid) or until the top is a deep golden brown and when tapped on the bottom, it sounds hollow. Also can use an insta read thermometer and check temperature. You want it to reach 190 degrees.

Once bread is baked, remove from oven. If you want the top to stay a little crispy, don%u2019t do anything but let it cool. For a softer, shinny crust, rub the top while it is still warm with some plant based butter.

Let bread cool completely before cutting.

Then eat it like you would eat bread. Any and every way.

Store cooled loaf in a airtight bag on counter for 2-3 days but if not eating that fast, slice and place into freezer. That way you can pull out individual pieces and toast as you want.

Sunday was the first, and probably the biggest Thanksgivings we are going to this week. It was my family, which consists of my mom, 8 siblings (plus a few spouses) and 9 little%u2019s. A small little house bursting at the seems with a bunch of shit heads. There was a pumpkin pie food fight, secret Santa%u2019s name picking that had to be redone 3 times (because we cant count) and much to much time devoted to sister selfies.%u00a0 It was a blast.

%u00a0And my mom always requests everyone to bring something to diner so I of course wanted to contribute a pie.%u00a0One pie, something that would appeal to as many of those crazies with dietary restrictions as possible, that was a not gross, but still not full of crap, and that people would want to eat. So I went with an apple and acorn squash pie that happen to be vegan, gluten free, and a little on the less sweet side. (Look at me trying to be all nice an accommodating)

%u00a0But guess what. My mom, well she bought 5 other freaking pies from the farm stand to supplement my pie. And yeah, when the time came for dessert my pie got a few nibbles, and I was told that it was fantastic, but they all went for the super sugary, full on butter and fat, custard pies%u2026 Dietary restrictions thrown aside. And I am ok with that because my pie got divided up between a few of the ladies and they ended up easting it for breakfast. So my pie turned out to be the day after thanksgiving breakfast pie. And that might even be better then being the night of pie cause everyone knows that left over pie eaten for breakfast is the best kind of pie!

So if you are looking for a good pie that is great the day of Thanksgiving and be good for breakfast the next day, this is the pie for you.

The stuff. Apples, an acorn squash (only going to need half), some old fashion oats, earth balance, brown sugar and a lemon. Also need a little bit of cinnamon, ginger, and salt. oh, and a bit of water.

Oats, earth balance, some sugar, a pinch of salt and a bit of cinnamon all go into a food processor to blend.%u00a0While its blending, add in a tablespoon or two of water to help all the stuff come together. %u00a0Once it starts to pull away from the sides, turn off and call it ready.%u00a0

remove about 1/2 a cup of the crumb and set aside for topping and dump the rest into a pie plate. Press into the dish until it looks like a pie crust.

Stick into the oven to pre bake.%u00a0

The crust is in the oven and the apples and the squash are not going to cut themselves up so you are going to have to do it. And personal preference here, peel the stuff or don’t (I wouldn’t usually but I know the people eating %u00a0the pie and they are peeled people) So remove all seed and stems and slice both the apple and squash intto 1/2 inch slices. Cut the squash into pieces that are similar to the apple,%u00a0

Earth balance into the skillet first then topped with all the chopped stuff, the spices and some sugar and stick it on the stove to cook down. You want to get the pan hot with a medium high heat then turn it down to a low heat, stirring and them placing a lid on the stuff until the squash and apples are slightly tender (not falling apart)%u00a0and the sugar has caramelized.

And note.. If you notice that the sugar is caralized before the squash and apples are tender, just add in a splash of water and mix around to prevent the sugar from burning.

Filling all ready to go, just add in the juice of the lemon here.

The left over crust crumble, some more earth balance, cinnamon, oats and sugar get mix together to make a little crumble to sprinkle on top.%u00a0

And now all there is left to do is to put it all togehert. Filling goes into pre-baked crust.

And gets topped with the crumble.%u00a0

Into the oven it goes (give it about 45-50 minutes to bake)

And pulled out when the top is all golden brown and smelling pretty.

Left to cool for a few minutes, then sliced into thinck pieces and shared all around!

Now thats a pie that’s meant for breakfast!

-C

Apple Acorn Squash Pie with an Oat Crust%u00a0

Makes 1 pie

The Crust%u00a0

  • 3 cups %u00a0old fashion oats
  • 2 tablesppon brown sugar
  • 4 tabelsoons earth balance
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1-2 tablespoons water

Filling

  • 1/2 %u00a0acorn squash (about 3 cups chopped)
  • 4-5 %u00a0apples (any kind will do)
  • 1 tablespoon cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon ginger
  • 1 lemon
  • 4 tablespoons earth balance
  • 6 tablespoons brown sugar

Crumb topping

  • 1/2 crumb that is set aside
  • 1/2 cup old fashion oats
  • 2 tablespoon earth balance
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 3-5 tablespoon brown sugar (more if you like it sweeter)

Start by making the crust. This crust is going to be prebaked so preheat the oven to 375.

Stick the oats, some super soft or even melted earth balance, brown sugar, a pinch of salt and cinnamon, and a splash of water into a food processer and pulse until a fine crumbly crumb is made. Remove about 1/2 %u00a0cup of the crumb and dump the rest into a pie plate. Press into the dish evenly and once you are happy with the looks of the crust, stick it into the oven. Bake for about 20 minutes or until the crust is just starting to brown.

While crust is prebaking, peel (if you want),%u00a0core and slice apples into %u00bd inch pieces. Now grab the squash while you are at it and cut it in half, remove seeds, peel (if you want) and slice into %u00bd inch pieces (make them about the same size as the apple pieces.) Get yourself a big skillet and add in the earth balance, all the chopped up apples and squash, the spices and the sugar and stick on the stove one medium high heat. When the skillet is nice and hot, the butter all melted and the sugar is starting to melt, turn heat down to medium low, stick a lid on the pan, and cook for a few more minutes (like 7 minutes) until the squash and apples are slightly fork tender , but not falling apart. If the sugar starts to caramelizes before the stuff is tender, add in a splash or two of water to stop the sugar from burning.%u00a0Remove from heat, add in the juice of the lemon,%u00a0and set aside.

%u00a0And for the crumble. Just add all the crumble ingredients together and mix around (I used my fingers).

So crust is pre-baked, filling is precooked, and crumble is ready. So now all you need to do is put it together.

Dump the filling into the crust and then top with the crumble. Stick the pie into the oven and bake for about 45-50 minutes or until the filling is fork tender and the crumble on top is nice and golden brown.

Remove from oven and let cool for at least 5 minutes (15 minutes is even better), and serve it on up!

A simple little artsy craft project to get down with%u2026 apple printing. ALmost the same as potato print, except smells better and your apple comes with an interior fun shape to print with. And you have to use apple this time of year cause its apple season and there are apples everywhere!

I usually do things like this with a little or two, but at the time, I had no littles in my possession, so I went it did it all by my lonesome.%u00a0(which was actually a lot of fun)%u00a0I made myself big cup of hot coffee, put on some tunes, and zoned out and did a bunch of prints. It was a great little afternoon project that anyone, little or not so much, can do. And the best part about printing is%u2026 you can’t screw it up

And I know that this is going to be a cold dreary weekend%u2026 so this might just be the perfect indoor project to do!%u00a0

Things you are going to need..

  • apple(s).. And the apple that I use are fallen apples.. so I don’t feel bad about using them.
  • paper
  • a knife (or something sharp enough to cut the apple)
  • paint ( I used cheap-o acrylic paint, but any paint would work)
  • paint-brush
  • Cup of water (to rinse brush)
  • rag (to wipe hands)

Start by slicing your apple. If you cut in in half, you get the cool star shape in the middle, or just chop it into cool shaped pieces.%u00a0

Apply paint to the apple. I found that if I dipped the apple, then remove to much excess paint with a paint brush to work the best for me.. My suggestion is to play around with what works best for you.

Apple goes paint side down on paper%u2026 and that’s how it goes. Now repeat, either with the same shape, or use a new one. OR change up the color.. it’s all how you want to do it.%u00a0

If%u00a0

. I got a little excited with my fist print turned out a little chaotic(note print above)%u00a0but then I rained myself in.%u00a0

And did a few more simpler designs. %u00a0%u00a0

But do it anyway you want cause it’s going to look cool no matter what.

Have fun!

-C

Fall is all up in here!. The air is so nice and crisp and the leaves are changing to the prettiest colors.%u00a0I gots my pumpkins, an abundance of apples and squashes (our table is forverver overflowing with some type of squash) and am wearing all of my favorite sweaters.%u00a0

I am a happy lady here!

And this happy lady just wants to sit on her butt and knit.

But first, dinner. And my thought are. “What to do that doesn’t include doing much of anything (especially dishes) and maybe even has the oven on for a little extra warmth?” See here, I am a thinker. I knew I %u00a0had a single pie dough in the freezer (you should always have a pie dough in the freezer), a table full of the loveliest produce. So this happened. And the mr ate it, and he was all like “Whoa”.%u00a0 And I was like,”yeah dude, I know.”

A Ssuper fall galette.. and I still had time for my knitting and my butt.%u00a0

Like Whoa!

The stuff. A single crust pie dough, a butternut squash, an onion, and a honey crisp apple.(there are 2 shown, but I only needed on1)%u00a0%u00a0Also going to need a tiny bit if olive oil and a pinch of salt

Preheat oven to 375.

Roll your chilled dough out %u00a0on a lightly floured surface and place onto a large baking sheet. Stick it in the fridge to rest for a few minutes.

And slice them up into 1/4 inch-ish thick srounds.

Time to compile%u2026 A layer of overlapping squash. (Make sure to leave inch-ish boarder)%u00a0%u00a0Then a layer of the apples, and lastly the onion, which I think looks so pretty as ringlets, but you could keep in rounds if you wanted.%u00a0

Fold the sides and pinching dough to keep it secure. Drizzle the top, and the crust, with a tiny bit of olive oil and sprinkle with a picnh of salt.

Now into the oven it goes!

And %u00a0after about 45 minutes when the dust is perfectly golden and the stuff inside is nice and tender. Remove (turn off the oven) and let cool

And there you have it.. A ode to fall in flavors and colors..

Have a great day%u2026 Eat lots of fall food!

-C

  • 1 single pie dough (recipe here)
  • 1 small butternut squash
  • 1 medium sweet onion
  • 1 large honey crisp apple
  • olive oil
  • salt

Preheat oven to 375.

Roll out chilled pie dough %u00a0on a lightly floured surface to about a 12-14 inch round (ish) and place on a large baking sheet and stick in the fridge.

Grab the squash and cut the neck off the bottom.%u00a0Save the bottom for later (maybe soup?)%u00a0and slice up the neck into 1/4 inch thick rounds. %u00a0Now take the onion and apple and slice those into 1/4 inch thick rounds too. (the seeds and the stem will just fall our.. but if they don’t, just poke them out with a knife)

Grab the dough from fridge and start to layer. First a layer of squash, leaving around an 1.5 inch boarder. You want the pieces to overlap,but don’t double layer. Next the apples go on top of the squash, again overlapping. Finally the onion. I liked the look of the individual ringlets%u2026 but you can do thick rounds if you want.%u00a0Fold over the sides of the dough, pinching it in wherever it needs to be pinch until all the stuff is snug. Drizzle with a tiny bit of olive oil %u00a0and rub a little oil on the outside crust as well. Sprinkle with a pinch of salt and stick into oven.

Bake for about 45 minutes or until crust is a nice light golden brown and the stuff inside is tender.

Remove, let cool for a few minutes and eat your heart out.

I am a firm believe in the healing power of food. Whenever anyone (that I like) gets some sort of medical percedure, I like to bring them something home cooked, weather it be dinner or a baked good,%u00a0%u00a0you know, so they don’t have to worry about starving to death. ( no one I have ever visited was ever starving)%u00a0Food helps you heal and food makes you happy so bringing a healing person some food only makes sense to me.%u00a0So when the mr’s aunt recently had part of her knee drilled out, cleaned out and stuffed with human cadaver bone marrow (%u00a0pretty cool))%u00a0%u00a0I baked her,%u00a0her husband, and her kiddos some muffins.

Why muffins? Well I was thinking soup or a casserole, but the mr suggests I do a baked good instead. I was going to go with a cake, but then that can get kind of annoying and troublesome with a couple of kids. Cupcakes are to cheesy and don’t send the right message of get well, (cupcakes say, run around.. sugar high!), a pie would have been nice, but I am not sure if the kids like pie. Then there are muffins.. muffins are perfect. Not terribly packed full of sugars and crap. A little more hearty, can be eaten as a snack, a dessert, or a quick breakfast, and keep for a good while. %u00a0I made them apple cause I gots a shit ton of apple and peanut butter cause protein is good and it just makes sense.%u00a0

Apple+peanut butter are BFF’s and really, what human doesn’t like peanut butter?%u00a0

So his aunt and family got the muffins, and the mr only got 1. I think he was really disappointed that I didn’t save him another one or make more. %u00a0

Oh well. I guess I can make them again, if he is lucky.%u00a0

And I feel like I should say get we’ll soon Sarrh, but this last is a badass and is already doing great,so I will just say,%u00a0Hi Sarah, looking good!

Now to the muffins!

The stuff. Dry ingredients are flour, baking packing soda cinnamon and salt. Then we have applesauce, breon sugar, oil, vanilla extract and vinegar.%u00a0For the streusel…. peanut butter, brown sugar, flour, salt and earth balance. (you could use butter if you want)

The streusel stuff goes into a bowl and gets mixed until it turns into a crumbly, soft dough and set aside.

Whisk together the flour, baking soda, cinnamon and salt in one bowl, then in another bowl, mix together he applesauce, oil, vanilla, %u00a0sugar and lastly, the vinegar.%u00a0

Fold the wet into the dry, mixing just enough until incorporated. And remember%u2026.DON”T OVERMIX!

Now scoop batter into muffin pans. Use liners, or not%u2026 I usually don’t but figured that lined muffins travel and keep a little better%u2026 plus I just found a bunch when I was cleaning out a kitchen drawer.

Streusel top those muffins!

A view from the side%u2026 Use it all, don’t be shy, the crumble is there to be eaten%u2026 Oh, and lesson learned by me.%u00a0Next time I make these I will give the streusel a little pat into each muffin, to really secure it to the tops.%u00a0So yeah, you should do that.

Now into the ove they go!

Pull out to cool when the streusel is browned, the muffins are poofed, and a tester poked comes out clean.

The smell alone will make your mouth water and you tummy growl.%u00a0

A muffin win!

Happy Friday!%u00a0%u00a0Do lots of fun fall stuff this weekend!

-C

Makes 12 muffins

%u00a0Muffin Stuff

  • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 2 cups applesauce*%u00a0(recipe here)
  • 2/3 cups brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup oil
  • 2 tablespoons apple-cider vinegar
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

Peanut Butter Streusel Stuff

  • 1/2 cup flour
  • 1/3 cup peanut butter
  • 3 tablespoon %u00a0brown sugar
  • 2 tablespoons %u00a0earth balance

* IF you are using homemade applesauce (you should!) A little chunky is good. Just make sure that there are no huge chunks. Also, if you applesauce is really thick, just add a bit of water to think it would. It doesn’t have to be pourable, but it should have a bit of water content to it.%u00a0

Turn oven on to 350 and either grease or line a 12 hole muffin pan

In a bowl, combine all of the streusel stuff unit it becomes a kind of crumbly dough and set aside.

In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, salt, and cinnamon. In a separate bowl, mix together the applesauce,, brown sugar, oil, vanilla,, and vinegar. Pour the wet into the dry and fold in until %u00a0just fully incorporated, br careful to not over mix the batter.

Scoop equal amounts of batter into you muffin tin. Grab the streusel l topping and evenly distipute that all over the muffins, giving the topping a soft pat to make sure it stays put while baking.%u00a0

Place muffins in oven and bake for about 30 ish minutes, or unlit the streusel is browning, the muffins are poofy and a test comes out clean.

Remove from oven, pop muffins from tin, and let cool on a rack.

Serve as soon as you want. A glass of milk (plan, nut or cow) or a big old cup of joe goes really well with this muffin situation.%u00a0

THE LOVELY CRAZY

October 15, 2019 by maximios • Blog

Guess what guys ….I got myself a sick vintage waffle/ griddle iron. I couldn’t be more thrilled!!! I found this thing at the local recycled goods store the other day, along with a very beautiful old white pyrex mixing bowl. It was one of my best thrift store scores! (Checking out the inventory and the condition of all the old things that day, I would say an old lady had just died and all her perfectly keep, mint condition kitchen stuff had just been donated.  But it’s cool, cause I get the feeling that she was at least 90, with a big loving family, and was happy until the day she died. And I am sure she would be pleased that I have taken over the waffle maker. Thanks old lady!)

 And now I am pretty sure that  everything I make for the next week will be cooked on said waffle/griddle. I am serious, I already have a list of things to try and cook on it; cookies, biscuits, granola bars, potatoes, fruit, some type of pasta situations…. the list of possibilities is endless and I bet that at least 1/2 of these things will be totally awesome and amazing.

But first thing first. I need to make dinner.

So waffles for dinner!! 

Note. These waffles are completely 100% fantastic for any meal you want to make them for. They consist of nothing more then beans, a shit ton of veggies, and just a bit of cornmeal. But don’t let that fool you because they are super packed full of so much flavor, have a really soft tender inside, with a nice crispy outside and are so super pretty. They are wonderful! The stuff. First, we got a big old pile of shredded up veggies which include; carrot, beet, sweet potato, onion, parsnip, celeriac, and a little bit of kale.  A we got a bowl of rinsed and strained white beans, a little bit of cornmeal and salt, pepper, and garlic powder. 

The makings of something amazing!Before you do anything. get your waffle iron out and preheat it. 

While thats going on, take you beans,  add 3/4 cup water and puree until smooth with whatever blending device want to like to use. (I used my hand blender…less to clean)Now collect all the shredded veggies and dump into a big bowl with the bean puree, the spices and the cornmeal. Mix until combined. The batter should be thick, but not dry. If its seems to wet, add more corn meal, or too dry, add a little more water.

Note how my batter turned a magical pink… I love beets, they make everything pretty! And check out that bowl!When your waffle iron is preheated, oil it if needed (if your not sure, add a little oil just to really make sure your waffles don’t stick) and take appropriate size spoonfuls of the batter and stick on iron. Close it and wait…..My iron has a little light that turns on when the waffles are done cooking, so I waited patiently (ok iI did open it a few time) until light tuned on and removed the perfectly cooked waffles.

Did I mention how awesome my new/old vintage iron is?

SO AWESOME!!

I made a little gaucamole and gave the mister and little bowl of plain Greek yogurt with lemon juice, but feel free to top, drizzle, or dump whatever you want onto these beauties… 

Happy waffle Wednesday!!!

-C

Veggie Bean Wonder Waffles

Makes 8-10 waffles (in my iron) feeds 2-3 peeps

  • 1 small carrot shredded
  • 1 small parsnip shredded
  • 1/2 a small celeriac root
  • 1 small beet shredded
  • 2 kale leaves chopped into tiny bits
  • 1/2 an onion, shredded
  • 1/2 a small sweet potato shredded
  • 1/2 cup cornmeal
  • 2 cups(or 1 can) cooked, rinsed and strained white beans
  • 2 teaspoons garlic powder
  • teaspoon each salt and pepper
  • oil for iron(if needed)

Note on veggies… I used what I had in the fridge and shredded, it came to about 3 cups. If you don’t have these specific veggies or only want to use a few.. go for it. Just make sure to have 3 cups of whatever veggies you use.

Take you beans and blend them up with whatever device you would like to use. Once creamy, add to a bowl with the rest of the ingredients. Stir until combined.

Once the waffle iron is preheated, oil it( if needed) and place the recommended amount of batter right on it there. Close and cook until golden brown and waffly.

Serve on a plate with topping of your choice, A few suggestions.. Guacamole, salsa, hummus, mustard, greek yogurt… anything that tastes good to you.

Eat as breakfast, lunch or dinner…

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Dill Pickle French Fries — The Lovely Crazy

September 19, 2019 by maximios • Blog

I am finally getting to the point in the kitchen that I have stuff for food other then lentils and carrots. Slowly I am restocking all the food and spices that I have let myself run out of when we started the moving out process. It has been a great purge, especially for all of my spices, which I have (or had) so many of and some where maybe not as fresh as they should be. Slowly I have been dumping those not so fresh spices into the crock pot with beans and replacing with freshy fresh ones.

The other day I did a spice run at the coop. Bulk spices are the way to go but sometime I can get a little out of hand. A pinch of this, a cup of that. I want them all, but I was pretty good. Just a few for now, and nothing to crazy.%u00a0 One that I did get was dill, lots and lot of freshly dried dill (I might have gone a little overboard with the amount I bought. I guess I was worried I might run out of dill, but its ok, I will for sure use it.). What to do with dill? Well toss pretty much anything with some dill and vinegar and you got yourself a dill pickle of sorts which is great.%u00a0 I just so happen to have a pickle craving and not a pickle in the house so me and my abundance of dill went and pickled potatoes to make french fries. And I must say, these fries are freaking amazing.%u00a0 Everything fantastic about dill pickles and french fries all in one. Baked because I don’t fry things, and not at all french. These fries are just what I needed to hit my dill pickle craving and use up some of my abundance of dill.

Here’s to the pickle fries. Mouth puckering goodness!

The stuff. A few russet potatoes and some vinegar. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and dill are the spices to use. And olive oil, which is not pictured but necessary.

First off, cut up the potatoes into fries. Cutthe potato in half, then cut that half in half, then each half of half into strips… easy easy. Toss the now fries into a big bowl of cold water as you go. (It removes some of the starch so your fries are not soggy)

Stain the starchy water from the bowl then dump the vinegar in with the potatoes, tossing as you go. And now you wait. Stick the potatoes into the fridge for about 1/2 hour to an hour, tossing the them around ever 10 minutes or so. (the longer they are in there, the more vinegar they will absorb)

Now preheat. Strain the vinegar out of bowl, drizzle potatoes with olive oil and toss until evenly coasted then sprinkle on the spices.

Pretty potatoes, looking good enough to eat(but don’t eat raw potatoes, that is gross and will make you sick)

Single layer on a baking sheet, ready for the oven.

Baked until golden crispy and nice. Didn’t even wait for a plate, just some mustard and off we go.

Dill pickle french fries. So good.

Bye

-C

should serve 2 people

  • 3 Russet Potatoes
  • 1/4 cup white vinegar
  • 2 teaspoons dill
  • 1 tablespoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon onion powder
  • 1 teaspoon garlic powder
  • i teaspoon pepper
  • 2-3 tablespoons olive oil

Rinse potatoes then cut lengthwise into 4 equal pieces. Then cut each slice into long strips about 1/2 inch . Place the cut potato into a bowl of cold water and toss them around to remove a bit of the starch. Drain the water then dump the vinegar onto the potato and toss around. Let sit for 30- 60 minutes in the fridge, tossing ever 10 minutes or so.

Preheat oven to 400.

Once the oven is hot, pour off the vinegar from the potatoes (can be reserved for cleaning) Drizzle the potatoes with olive oil, making sure they are evenly coated, then mix all the spices together and sprinkle all over potatoes. Place coated fries single layer on a baking sheet and into the oven they go. Bake for about 45 minutes flipping after about 25. Fries are done when they are golden brown and crispy.

Serve with ketchup, mustard or whatever you like on fries or pickles.

Cardamon Peach Crisp — The Lovely Crazy

September 19, 2019 by maximios • Blog

This past weekend%u00a0was the annual Stem family reunion and I had signed up to bring%u00a0a dessert to the circus,%u00a0(circus being an event with lots of my family) %u00a0I went out of my way to get the nieces, sweetest, most delicoius peaches and%u00a0%u00a0was planning%u00a0on making them%u00a0into some type of epic peachy peach cake,%u00a0but being that the weekend turned into a shit storm, I didn’t get a chance to make that epic peach cake. So come Sunday morning, a few hours before we were suppose%u00a0to leave for the reunion,%u00a0I was deesertless.%u00a0

So I did what anyone that has a bunch of the fruit, little time, and doesn’t want to make a big mess should do.%u00a0I made a crisp. %u00a0

And it was good. Gooey sweet and %u00a0cardamon%u00a0spiced%u00a0peaches under a slightly sweet, oatie topping. A perfect dessert for a late summer afternoon. Served warm or at room tepature, add a little whipped cream or ice cream and a cup of coffee. Dessert time is perfect. And any left over makes for a fantastic breakfast treat%u2026.or just make it%u00a0for breakfast, it’s totally a breakfast food too.%u00a0

%u00a0I am almost glad that I didn’t get a chance to make that cake.(although I really wanted to make a cake, just for shits and giggles) I’ll just make one later. But until then.

To%u00a0the crisp!

The Stuff. %u00a0Peaches of course and some old fashion rolled oats and a pinch of salt%u00a0mixed with gluten free flour*. Some earth balance*, honey*, cardamon and cinnamon and a tiny bit or arrowroot powder%u00a0

Notes.. You can totally use regular all purpose flour in place of gluten free. Also can sub regular butter for the%u00a0earth balance and use maple syrup instead of honey..%u00a0

In a bowl, mix/mush%u00a0 together the oats, flour, honey, half the cardamon%u00a0and cinnamon,%u00a0and earth balance.%u00a0The mixture is going to be a little gloppy and wet, but that’s how%u00a0you want it to be.

Toss the other half of the spices into the peaches with a bit of arrowroot powder or corn starch and mix all around.%u00a0

If you peaches are not super yummy sweet, you can always drizzle in a little extra honey or maple%u00a0here too.

Now place the peaches in a well greased oven safe skillet.

Distribute%u00a0the topping all over.%u00a0

And into the oven it goes..

After about 45 minutes, check for doneness.%u00a0When top is all golden brown and nice%u2026 you are there!

. Ooey gooey peaches%u00a0underneath all that golden crispy goodness%u2026.

Nailed it!

Have great day you guys! Crisp away!

-C

For the filling

  • 4-5 Large ripe, but firm peaches
  • 1 tablespoon corn or arrowroot starch
  • 1%u00a0%u00a0teaspoon cardamon
  • 1/2%u00a0teaspoon cinnamon
  • tablespoon honey or maple (optional if peaches are not really sweet)

For the topping

  • 1/3%u00a0earth balance or butter plus 1 tablespoon
  • 1 1/2 %u00a0cup old fashion rolled oats
  • 1/2%u00a0cup gluten free flour or all purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon cardomon
  • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
  • 1/2%u00a0%u00a0cup honey or maple
  • dash of salt

Preheat oven to 350

Slice peaches in half, remove pits, and cut into pieces and toss into a bowl with the cinnamon, cardamon%u00a0and starch, In a large oven save skillet, smear or melt%u00a01 tablespoon earth balance and cover bottom and sides of skillet.%u00a0Add in the peach mixture.%u00a0In a large mixing bowl, (using your hands if you don’t mind), mix%u00a0together oats, flour, salt, spices, earth balance and honey. until a combined.%u00a0Evenly%u00a0disptuipt to the top of the peaches. Now place skillet into oven to bake. When the top golden brown and all crispy, remove from oven. Let cool for a few minutes and serve.

Some type of creamy situation %u00a0like ice cream or whipped coconut cream would be extra nice here%u2026but not necessary%u00a0.%u00a0

THE LOVELY CRAZY

September 19, 2019 by maximios • Blog

Kind of a spur of the moment cake situation. I was in the middle of doing some paper work and remembered that I had made plans with the littles to go bike shopping and do dinner. Usually when they come over for dinner I don%u2019t make a point to have a dessert (they are happy with a handful of chocolate chips if I have nothing) but I felt the need to have something special. I mean, bike shopping, that%u2019s a big deal and they were so excited so I wanted to have a little celebration cake thing. A, YIPPIE YOU GOT BIKES! cake. It just seemed like the right thing to do.

So I made cake. I running a little short on time (yet I still had time to take pictures%u2026.) so I went with my trusty one bowl, super easy chocolate cake. (This is everyone in my families favorite cake). Peanut butter frosting because it was right in from of me and really, it was for Coco the fat baby. He basically eats nothing but peanut butter these days. And of course because peanut butter and chocolate together are never going out of style. I cooked the cake in a loaf pan because I was just feeling loafy I guess. But This cake could totally be cooked into a cake round or square if you wanted to.

And that was that. I made that cake, they got the bikes (YEA!!!!, although I told them both that they sucked because they walked into a store and picked out bikes in less then an hour. I on the other hand have been bike shopping for more then a month and still haven%u2019t made a decision.) We then came back here to my house, biked around for a while, then ate cake (after dinner of course.)

Anyways. This cake. Rich, dense, chocolatey peanut butter goodness. Has been described as the best cake ever and like a Reese peanut butter cup. If you are into any of that, well this is the cake for you.

To the cake.

The stuff for the cake.. Flour, baking soda, salt, cocoa powder, oil, coffee, vanilla. brown sugar, and apple cider vinegar. And the stuff for the frosting. Peanut butter, butter, powdered sugar, and almond milk.

In a big bowl, whisk together the dry stuff, pinching and breaking apart any big clumps of cocoa or sugar. Then just dump in the wet.

Whisked until glossy and smooth. A perfectly perfect chocolate cake batter.

Pour batter into a greased and lined loaf pan and into the oven it goes. 50-60 minutes or so or until a tester poked in the middle comes out clean. Then pop the cake right on out. Remove cake from tin and let cool on a wire rack.

While cake is cooling, make frosting. Beat together powdered sugar, peanut butter, butter, and milk.

Fully beaten. Ready to frost a cake.

Once cake is cooled, cut in half down the middle, length wise. Then frosting the middle. (Make sure it is cooled in the middle before frosting. If it is still warm, let it cool)

Pop the top back on and frost the rest.

And don%u2019t forget the sprinkles. Went with chocolate and gold because. But you do you and use whatever sprinkles you want.

And then you eat the cake.

I ended up stick it in the freezer to hide for a while%u2026 I guess this cake cold or slightly frozen is just about the best thing ever. The littles damn near ripped my arm off trying to get seconds.

-C

makes 1 loaf cake

  • For the Cake

  • 1 3/4 cup all purpose flour

  • 1 cup packed light brown sugar

  • 1/3 cup cocoa powder

  • 1 teaspoon baking soda

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

  • 1/2 cup neutral oil

  • 1 1/2 cups warm coffee

  • 1 teaspoon vanilla

  • 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

  • For frosting

  • 3/4 cup minus 2 tablespoons peanut butter

  • 2 tablespoons vegan butter

  • 1/4 cup plant based milk

  • 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar

Preheat oven to 350 and grease and line a loaf pan.

In a large bowl mix together the flour, baking soda, salt, cocoa powder, and brown sugar. Break apart any big clumps of sugar or cocoa with your fingers. When that%u2019s mixed, dump in the wet and whisk together until just fully incorporated. Pour batter into the greased pan and stick into oven.

Bake for 55- 60 minutes or until a tester poked into the middle comes out clean.

Once cooked, remove from oven and carefully remove from pan. Place on a wire rack to cool.

While cake is cooling, make the frosting. Just beat together the butter, peanut butter, and milk until nice and creamy. If you find your frosting be too thin, add in more powdered sugar, too thick, a splash more milk.

When it is cooled, cut the loaf in half length wise. Make sure the inside is complete cooled as well. I totally stuck my cake in the freezer for little bit to speed up the cooling process%u2026..

When the cake is cut and completely cooled, frost it. Spread a little less then half the frosting on the bottom layer, stick top back on, and finish the frosting. Cover with sprinkles (if you want) and then that is it.

Serve room temperature or what my people really like is served slightly frozen, which is great because I just cut the cake up and froze individual pieces making for a perfect quick dessert.

THE LOVELY CRAZY

September 19, 2019 by maximios • Blog

Besides the usual hubbub of life around here, a few things really stick out to me from last week. First off, at the beginning of the week we FINALLY BOUGHT A VAN!!! It was amazing. A big white astro van. Original big boat like seats. The three door trunk that was everything. Ashrtays in the back seat (yes they did) . Its was perfect. Perfect for work, for travel, perfect for life. But notice I say “it was”. Well guess what? We also RETURNED A VAN!!!! Yup. We bought it, brought it home, and as soon as we got home, the brakes went out. Oh, ok we thought. Let’s bring it to our mechanic and see what he says. Turns out the mechanic that we bought it from was a little shady and sold us a lemon. Not only were the bakes rotten, but there was a bunch of other hidden issues. So yeah. no more van. We were, and still are a bit crushed, but it could have been worse right? We could have been flying down the interstate when the brakes gave out and that would have been much much worse.

Enough about the van. A good thing this week is Erin and I went and got bikes for the littles. It was awesome. They were so excited and cute and it was just so good. We walked into the bike shop, picked out bikes, test rode bikes, and bought bikes, all within an hour. Yeah I might have told them they suck because they were able to just go get a bike and I have been bike shopping for over a month and have spent hours at the bike shop, but whatever. And so we brought the bike back to my house, I made dinner, and they biked around the neighborhood. At first Judah was having really hard time because he had never ridden a grip brake, shifting bike, but after a little lesson from the mr, the kid was off. Only stopped to tell us that his nuts hurt. (Good to know kid).

And last but but not least, maybe the worst part of life at the moment. The MOTHERFUCKING MOSQUITOS. Those fuckers be feasting on me like what. It’s nasty disgusting, and all sorts of terrible. All of a sudden there are millions and billions and you can barely even walk out of the house before they start to swarm. I have received no less then one thousand bites this week, and that is me trying not to get bitten. (Yes I am exaggerating, but seriously.) I don’t even know what to do anymore. It is so bad that when you walk from the house to the car you are probably going to get bitten in the face at least once if not a bunch of times. It is all sorts of wrong and I just can’t even. I lay awake at night trying not to itch off all my skin because of all the bites. And they are not normal mosquitos bites, these bits itch and almost hurt for days. Gardening.. please. I am out there in all my socks, pants, jackets, and hoods. Still they attack my face and hands. Hopefully this is the worst of it and any day now all the bats will come and eat them aaaaaalllllll!!!!!I(I might start importing bats to my house) That or I am going to turn myself into an electric bug zapper. How? Not sure yet. I’ll let you know if I figure it out.

Anyway. That is mostly the gist of the week. Some downs, some ups, but all and all not horrible. The weather alone folks. Let talk about that for a minute. How freaking fantastic has it been? I am loving it. Little sun here and there, Some rain showers, a few thunderstorms. Not cold, not hot. Pretty much perfect in my eyes. And the world. So much pretty! The trees. I mean, can you not say spring foliage might be even better then fall? The trees are just so vibrant in greens, whites and purples. It is good. We are good.

Now for today. I am leaving the house much too early to go read and drink coffee in the car, waiting for the gym to open. Why you may ask would I do that. Well if I want to go to the gym, I need to get inside the perimeter of the Vermont City Marathon. The course starts right around there so the roads will be blocked off with thousands of people running for a few hours this morning. Sure I could skip gym and run around here, but I would rather not have to run in full body armor. (DAMN the MOSQUITOES AAAGHHHH!!!!) And really, I don’t mind. I can even sit on the steps at the gym that overlook the lake. It actually will be kind of nice. After that, I’ll come home, grab the mr, and we will head up to Belvidere for some family time. Cousins are in the state so we, and the other sisters, are going up for lunch. Let’s just hope the mosquitoes are not as bad up there. I can’t take it.

Interent for the taking.

-I have always considered the use by date a suggestion. I think the simple wording change will make a big difference. To Reduce Food Waste, FDA Urges ‘Best If Used By’ Date Labels. And really, who says the best isn’t yet to come? HA

-Erin has the right idea, to buy THESE in bulk. I am seriously considering getting at least one set. I can’t take the MOTHERF$%#ERS anymore!

-This feels heavy. Finding purpose is a somewhat fluid concept, don’t you think? Either way, this makes a lot of sense. What’s Your Purpose? Finding A Sense Of Meaning In Life Is Linked To Health

-My dad sent me this link. It’s a little video of his life goal, to be a extreme mountain bike nanny. (my dad is a weirdo.)

–GLAMOUR CAMPER SPF 50+ ALL NATURAL SUNSCREEN WITH ALL NATURAL BUG DETERRENT & GLITTER. And Glitter. Need I say more?

-I love old charts and pictures from textbooks. These are particularly fantastic. Cross-Sections of Geological Formations and Views of the Cosmos Bring the World to Life in 19th Century Educational Charts

–What Is A Moonbow?  And now on my life bucket list of things I need to see.

– Shipping containers just keep getting cooler. Modpools. Shipping Container Pools

–This Study Shows That Having Flowers and Plants Can Ease Pain and Anxiety. Truth. Flowers and plants are everything.

-Firefly magic. How these mysterious fireflies synchronize their dazzling light shows

Pictures from the week

Sunday Happy — The Lovely Crazy

September 19, 2019 by maximios • Blog

Happy New Year! Hope you are all waking up to sunshine in your strut, happiness in you mouth, and kindness in your soul.

So much has happened in the past few weeks. Holidays full of family, friends, birthdays (Happy to Cam, Anthony, and Judah) and all around craziness. My phone got run over by a car(still works!!!),we finally changed the summer tires to snows (thanks Justin!) and Only has now officially moved in behind the couch and is enjoying the life of an indoor cat. We are getting so close with house, so so close.%u00a0 I know a few weeks ago I told you we about the counter top and how excited I was to un-mold it. Well what I don’t think I told you was that we un-molded it and it was fantastic. Then, trying to remove the sink mold from the middle with a hammer, I cracked it! AAAGGGHHHH. That was suck a bitch if a day. But we took it it stride and just made another one. And that one, that one is even better and amazing and is all nice and perfectly perfect. Once we did that we threw up a tile wall, hood vent, light fixtures and all sorts of little things that I can’t remember.%u00a0 Last night we slid the stove into place and fired it up for the first time! It was really stinky and great and I made the mr a pizza for all of his excellent work bringing me fire. It was so freaking satisfying to use an oven and feel slightly normal again. Now all we need to do is finish the cabinets, find a faucet that doesn’t suck, hook up the sink, and a bunch of other stuff and we will be all set. But the oven works so the coming weeks are going to be full of so much oven food so watch out! (i can’t wait to start posting more recipes!!!!)

On top of all the life stuff, I have been sicko all week, and so has the mr. Actually, he has been sick for two weeks and then lovingly gave me his ick. And it sucks. I am tired and snotty and sore and cranks. I have been eating large quantities of raw garlic, swiging apple cider vinegar, and drinking turmeric tea all day. (so I don’t smell the greatest) I bought elderberries to make some syrup a little while back but left them at the loft and we let my dad stay there this week so I didn’t want to go ransack the place looking for them. He is gone now so I’ll go find them and make us a wellness potion. We will be tops soon!

So 2017. You got any resolutions or plans? Me, no resolutions, just to keep on living with intention, kindness and love and to continue to pursue my goals. We have plans for some travels (cross country awesomeness part 2), plans for some life stuff, so we got things. But basically I am just looking forward to making this year good,%u00a0 and to be better with where I place my camera. (I can never seem to find it when I want to take pictures)%u00a0

Sunday. With today, I am going to relax and recoup. Drink my fluids (tea and coffee)%u00a0 take my naps, and wash the sheets (everyone should start a new year with clean sheets!)

Internet links to click if you like.

-Happiness vs meaning…How about some of both.%u00a0 In 2017, Pursue Meaning Instead of Happiness.

–15 of Carrie Fisher%u2019s Best, Most Honest Feminist Quotes.

-I already charge my cellphone on the machines at the gym, but it it floated , well that would be swell.%u00a0 Floating Gym In Paris Uses Human Energy To Sail Down The Seine River

–A Short Catalog of Foods Discontinued in 2016

-Life is bigger then all of us. As A Rough Year Ends, We Turn To The Cosmos For Some Perspective

–Cross stitching awesomeness

– Maybe 2017 will be the year that I wear pretty things. I really like this dress.

–The Best Things We Read and Ate This Year

-I really want to go back to Iceland.(maybe we will this summer?!) 15+ Iceland Photos You Won%u2019t Believe Are From This Planet

-There is sugar in everything. How Much Sugar Can You Avoid Today?

Pictures of some of the crazy.

THE LOVELY CRAZY

September 19, 2019 by maximios • Blog

Let%u2019s talk about how soup is the perfect food. It can be light and fresh, hearty and deep, chunky or smooth. You can eat it with a spoon, or somtime a fork if warranted, or just drink it from a mug. It%u2019s usually a one pot meal, a small pot for one, a big pot for many. Make a pot of soup and eat some now and save some for later. It freezes amazingly well. Got a few extra sad carrots and wilted greens? Toss them into a pot with whatever you have on hand, maybe those veggies scraps and you got yourself a meal. Want something more filling, just add in some grains. Feeling sick, warm soup will make it all better. Feeling fresh and springy, well soup is there for you too. Seriously soup, you can do anything. If I could, I would marry you. %u2665%ufe0f

This soup is one of this velvety smooth, light but rich, delicious beyond delicious soups. A fresh spring time soup. Not to hearty or heavily spiced. Super rich and creamy and flavorful. Bright ass green which makes it amazing in itself, but then with a nice tangy sumac tahini swirl on top, well it is just about the most perfect soup. I made to share, which I did, (and everyone licked their bowls clean) but then hoarded the little bit left over and ate it cold for a late afternoon snack. That is another thing about soup, you can eat is cold and it is still amazing.

Tasty and delicious, and nutritious. This soup does it all.

To the soup!

The stuff. Peas, chopped broccoli, and chopped cauliflower which are all frozen and slightly thawed. You can totally use fresh here too, but I just so happen to have it frozen so you might as well save the fresh stuff for fresh eating. Also have a big yellow onion, a few cloves garlic, some tahini, a lemon, sumac, and salt and pepper. You need water which I did not picture here.

A pot, some water and a roughly chopped onion and the garlic start off this soup. Bring the pot to a boil, then turn to medium and let the onion and garlic cook until very tender. I have been making a lot of soups starting with this step lately. Boiling the onion and garlic until tender and fragrant really make for a super flavorful and clean soup base. Or soup in itself.

Now add in the broccoli and cauliflower to the pot and cook until tender.

Mid soup cooking time is a good time to make the sumac tahini sauce for the swirl. Basics here, just mix the tahini, the sumac, a pinch of salt and pepper, the juice of the lemon and a tablespoon of warm water together until smooth.

Last but not least, the peas. Add them in and they just need a few minutes to cook through.

And then it all gets blended to become this green creamy goodness.

Ladle into bowls, grab the sumac tahini sauce and swirl it on in. A tablespoon or so is good. And don%u2019t forget a little more pepper and another pinch of sumac for good measure.

Just appreciate for a moment. That is one good looking bowl of soup. And it taste even better then it looks.

-C

Makes about 4 serving

  • 1 1/2 cups fresh or frozen peas

  • 1 1/2 cup chopped fresh or frozen cauliflower

  • 1 1/2 cup chopped fresh or frozen broccoli

  • 1 large onion

  • 3-4 cloves garlic

  • 4-5 cups water

  • Salt and pepper

  • 1 teaspoon sumac

  • 2 tablespoons tahini

  • 2-4 tablespoons warm water

Start by removing the papery skin from the onion and chop into a few big chunks. Remove the skin from garlic too. Place into pot with 4 cups water. Turn heat on high and bring to a boil then turn heat to medium and let onion are garlic cook until tender which should take about 15-20 minutes

Once the onion is cooked, add in the broccoli and cauliflower. Turn heat back to high and bring to a boil again then turn back down to medium heat. Keep cooking until tender (another 15 minutes or so) then add in the peas. Keep on heat until peas are cooked through then remove the pot from heat and either transfer to a blender or use a immusrian blender to blend the soup until smooth. Add a little more water if needed to get to the right consistency to blend right. Or if you want a thinner soup.

For the tahini sumac swirl just mix the tahini and sumac together along with the juice of the lemon, two tablespoon warm water and a pinch of salt. Mix together until smooth. If the mixture is to thick, add another tablespoon of water.

To serve. Ladle or pour soup into bowls and drizzle and swirl the tahini sumac on top. Sprinkle with pepper and a pinch more sumac and you are good to go.

I can%u2019t remember the last time I have gone a day without eating lentils. Seriously, even when we travel I buy or bring along a bag of lentils. Or when we are camping, its basically all we eat. So it is safe to say that I know my way around a lentil or two. They are probably my favorite food (I say that about all my favorites)

Other then lentils being amazing delicious, the are so versatile. I am sure I say it all the time, but there is nothing you cannot make with lentils, sweet or savory. And nutritional as all heck. So much iron and a super amount of protein. Lentils are basically the perfect food in tiny little coin shaped form. Take it from this vegan lady here. Lentils help keep me alive. HA.

But enough about how many lentils I eat, what we need to address is this chili. It doesn%u2019t matter if you are a lentil feen or not, you will very much enjoy yourself a big bowl of this hearty, slightly spicy, warming goodness. Especially now, when it%u2019s cold outside and the days are short and you just want to eat something filling and healthy and that is not left over holiday cookies. And big bonus, this is a chili that you could come home to start at 5 and basically have it ready to eat by 6. That is just one bit of the magic of lentils, they so cook so fast.

And it%u2019s chili and chili is the best so you really should just get it made. It%u2019s what you need, I can tell.

To all the lentil goodness!

The stuff. Green lentils, crushed tomatoes, a cubanelle pepper, an onion, a couple carrots, and some cauliflower. Also a few cloves or garlic, cumin, chili powder, ground ginger, a red jalape%u00f1o, and salt and pepper.

Get started by small choping the carrot, onion, and pepper. Mince up the garlic too.

Grab that jalape%u00f1o and remove steam (and seeds if you want heat) and dice into very very small piece.

Into a big old pot it all goes, along with the cauliflower and all the spices. Add a splash of water and a sprinkle of salt and pepper and stick it on the stove for a few minutes to warm up the veggies and spices.

Looking good.. So good I wanted to eat it all, but don%u2019t, it%u2019s for the chili.

Now add all the tomatoes and water and place back on stove on high heat until it starts to boil, then reduce heat to a medium and cook until lentils are tender.

Well look at that, chili.

And why not top with a little avocado while you are at it. It is a very good addition, to the spiciness.

Very little amount of works for such great rewards. Probably going to be your new favorite chili recipe just so you know.

Lentil chili. Grab a bowl, kick up your feet, and dig on it.

-C

makes a lot of chili, like 10-12 servings

  • 1 pound green lentils

  • 1 large onion

  • 5-6 cloves or garlic

  • 1 cubanelle pepper (or any green or sweet pepper)

  • 2 large carrots

  • 3 cups chopped cauliflower (fresh or frozen)

  • 6 cups (two 28 oz cans) crushed tomatoes

  • 2 hefty tablespoons cumin

  • 1 hefty tablespoon chili powder

  • 1 teaspoon ground ginger

  • 1 jalape%u00f1o pepper

  • 6-8 cups water

  • salt and pepper

  • diced avocado for serving (optional)

Remove steam and seeds from cubanelle pepper and small dice it along with the carrots and onion then place int all nto a large heavy bottom pot. Mince the garlic add into pot. Remove steam and seeds from jalape%u00f1o pepper and finely dice it and add to pot. Last but not least, add the spices to the mix. Add a splash of water and place on high heat and cook the veggies and spices until for 5 or so minutes, just to give them a little heads start and to activate the spices.

Once the veggies have had a few minutes of heat, dump in the dried lentils, the tomatoes, and 6 cups of water. Stir around and keep on high heat until it starts to boil then turn down to medium and continue to cook, stirring once in a while, until the lentils are tender and the chili has thickened, which should take about 35-40 minutes. If at any time you the lentils are not submerged in liquid but are not cooke through, add more water. And once the lentils are cooked you can thicken bu continuing to cooke does or thin it out by adding more water. Taste soup and season with salt and pepper as you see fit.

To serves, ladle into bowls and tope with diced avocado.

Left overs are fantastic hot or cold and will last in the fridge for about a week. Or if you want, you can freeze a few servings.

Soup is all about comfort and I needed comfort this week. What with being all sad and slightly stressed with a little touch of the holiday blues. And I needed something to warm me up because is has been freaking chilly cold. I needed soup. But I wanted something slightly special, not the everyday, but also not anything fussy or finicky. A soup that I could make really fast or let sit on the stove all day. A soup that would bring a little brightness without being overly rich. A soup to take away the chill and make me happy.

Is that asking to much of a soup? I think not.

This soup, it did it all. But also take into account, this soup is not for the people that do not like squash. Or for the people that do not like apples or cranberries. Or for people that do not like thick creamy soups. But if you are not one of this people (you are a person that likes squash, apples and cranberries, and creamy soup) then this soup is for you. It is for us. Creamy, flavorful, slightly sweet and spicy with a little tang and just so dang delicious. It is like a warm blanket of soup. Comfortable and lovely. I have basically eaten an entire pot all to myself in the past two days.

It has been just what I needed.

Join me.

The stuff. A butternut squash, a couple apples, and some cranberries. Also a carrot, an onion, some fresh ginger, a few cloves garlic, cumin and chili powder, salt and pepper, apple cider vinegar, and a little olive oil.

Start by chopping up the carrot and the onion. Small pieces just because they cook a little faster.

Peel and grate or mince some fresh ginger too.

Toss that all into a big pot with a splash of olive oil and a splash of water and cook on a medium heat until tender and fragrant.

While the veggies cook, chop the squash into small cubes. Remove the seeds, but no need to peel.

And chop up the apple too, but set aside a half of one for the apple cranberry relish.

Now toss all that into the pot along with the cranberries.

Add the spices, salt and pepper, a few splashed of apple cider vinegar, and water to cover it all. Then place it on stove, bring to a boil, then turn heat to medium and let cook.

While the soup is cooking, make the relish. Mince the half apple along with about 1/2 cup of cranberries.

Place in a bowl with a pinch of salt and a few splashed of apple cider vinegar. Then just let it sit and meld.

Soup is looking good. Everything is soft and falling apart and ready to go.

Blend it all until smooth.

Thick and creamy goodness right here. If it is to thick, add more water, too thin, cook it down a little longer. The consistency is up to you.

Now all you need to do is ladle soup into bowls and top with a couple spoonfuls of the relish.

This is comfort. This is good.

Have a great, comfy weekend.

-C

makes 6-8 servings

  • 1 small butternut squash (about 5 cups cubed)

  • 1 large onion

  • 1 carrot

  • 2 macon or mac apples

  • 2 cups fresh cranberries (you can use frozen too)

  • 2 tablespoon cumin

  • 2 tablespoons chili power

  • 2-3 cloves garlic

  • 2 tablespoon fresh minced or grated ginger

  • 4-5 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

  • olive oil

  • salt and pepper

  • 6 cups water

Start by chopping the onion and carrot into small pieces. Place into large heavy bottom pot with a splash of water and a tiny splash of olive oil. Mince the garlic and peel and mince ginger. Toss into the pot as well and place it on a medium heat to cook until the veggies are tender and fragrant.

While the veggies are cooking, dice up the butternut squash. Remove any seeds but there is no need to peel. Also dice up the apples, reserving 1/2 of one for the relish. Place the chopped squash and apples into the pot with the cooking veggies along with 1 1/2 cups of cranberries , the chili powder and cumin, 2-3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar, and the water. Place the pot back on the stove, bring it to a boil, then reduce heat to medium and let cook.

Once soup is on the stove, take reserved half apple and the other 1/2 cup of cranberries and dice into very small pieces. Place into a bowl with a little pinch of salt and 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar. Toss around and set aside.

And back to soup. Once the squash is tender and starting to fall apart, it is time. Remove from heat and either with a immersion blender, or a regular blender, blend the soup until smooth. After its blended and creamy smooth, check for thickness. If you think it is too thick, add more water. Too thin, place back on stove and cook down until it thickens up a bit more.

When you are ready to serve and eat, ladle soup into a bowl and top with more pepper and a spoonful or two of the apple cranberry relish.

Then eat and feel cozy.

This summer has been weird. And when I say weird, I mean too stupid freaking hot and humid and it’s screwing up my life.%u00a0I think I have gone a month, maybe more, without making soup.%u00a0That is just not right. For as long as I can remember I have made soup, or at least eaten soup, just about everyday, even all summer long. But the terrible heat and humidity this year, I just have had no desire. It has been straight up shredded zucchini and whole tomatoes for some time now. I just don’t want to have any residual added heat to my life.%u00a0%u00a0But the other day, oh how lovely. I woke up with a chill, %u00a0enough that I needed to grab a long sleeve before leaving the house, and had the very strong urge to return home and get my soup on. And soup on I did!

For my first trip back into soup (oh how I missed soup!),%u00a0I went simple and used what I, and many, many people have ample supplies of right now.%u00a0Tomatoes. And beans because I wanted my soup to be thick and creamy and I had the beans so why the heck not.

This soup really requires very little and you get the most thick, delicious, creamy, tomatoey soup. Perfect to eat alone, but is fanatic with some crackers, or a hunk of crusty bread. And it uses a lot of tomatoes which is nice because I am (as are many of you.. My neighbor is bringing me HER tomatoes now too) trying to make a dent in the ever growing pile or these beauties on the counter. This soup dented it, until I went out to the garden a few minutes later. My pile is bigger then ever, which is fine because I am back on my soup game.%u00a0

The stuff. Lots of tomatoes, some white beans (I used navy, but any white bean would be good) a large onion, a carrot, salt and pepper, a lemon, some olive oil, and honey (optional).

First off, chop the carrot and onion into chunks.

Toss the chopped stuff into a big ol’ pot with a drizzle of olive oil and cook on a medium heat until nice and soft.%u00a0

While veggies are cooking, core and cut up all those tomatoes.%u00a0

When the veggies have cooked up a bit, add the tomatoes, the beans, and a sprinkle of salt and pepper to the pot and give it a good mix. Return to high heat, stirring even so often, until the tomatoes give off enough juiced to start boiling then turn heat down to medium and cook for a little while, like 1/2 an hour or 45 minutes.

Until it looks lit this. The tomatoes have all fallen apart and the beans, carrots and onions are mushy.%u00a0

Blended with the juice of the lemon and a sprinkle of pepper and more salt if needed.%u00a0

Now serve into a %u00a0bowls. Garnish with a drizzle of honey if you are feeling it. Sliced cherry tomatoes make for fancy garnish.%u00a0

Creamy tomato bean soup for everyone!

Hurray for soup!

-C

Makes about 1/2 gallon (enough to serve a crowed or enough to serve one for a few days and maybe freeze some for later)

  • 10-12 large tomatoes%u00a0
  • 2 1/2 cup or 1 can of cooked white beans (I used navy but any white bean will be good)
  • 1 large onion
  • 1 large carrot
  • I lemon
  • olive oil
  • salt and pepper
  • honey (optional)

Start by chopping the onion and carrot up into small chunks. Grab a large heavy bottom pot, drizzle a teaspoon or two of olive on the bottom then toss in the chopped veggies. Place the pot on a medium heat, stirring occasionally until the onion and carrot start to soften.%u00a0

While the veggies are cooking, core and cut up all the tomatoes. Once the veggies are soft, dump in all the tomatoes, along with the beans and all the liquid they are in. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and turn heat up to high, giving it a good stir until the tomatoes start to get super juicy then bring the pot to a boil. Once boiling, reduce heat to medium and cook for another half hour to 45 minutes, giving it a stir ever so often. %u00a0When the tomatoes have completely fallen apart and the carrot, onions, and beans are mushy, you know its done.%u00a0

Remove the pot from heat and dd in the juice of the lemon. Using a hand blender, blend until it’s a smooth creamy consistency. If you only have a counter belnder, let soup cool a little before handling and %u00a0be really freaking careful and blend a few cups at a time, making sure to have the blender lid on. Hot soup in the face is no fun.

Once soup is creamy and smooth, serve in bowls with a drizzle of honey (totally optional, but some people really like a touch of sweetness to their tomato soup) and more pepper to a taste. Garnish with thinly sliced cherry tomatoes if you are feeling fancy.%u00a0

Any extra soup can be refrigerated for up to a week. Can also be frozen.%u00a0

What are you doing this weekend? It is suppose to be cold and rainy (if not snowy) and crappy and just not a good weekend to be hanging outside, which makes it the perfect weekend to spend some time inside, SPRING CLEANING! Haha. Doesn’t cleaning get you excited? No, well,%u00a0sorry for you. Me, I like to clean, and I really like to tackle jobs that really really need to be tackled, like cleaning out the fridge. And a crappy weather spring weekend is probably the best time to do it.%u00a0

The refrigerator. My pride and joy of the kitchen. It’s an old harvest gold Fridgaire from like 1970. This is the fridge I spent almost a year hunting down and finally finding on craigslist from a man who was cleaning out his dead mothers house. The fridge that I almost gave up on when I couldn’t find it and almost bought a big stainless steal thing instead.mBut last minute, I found it, like it was %u00a0meant to be. And this fridge has a story all of it’s own. It was a prize won by on of the ladies daughters from a cereal company contest.%u00a0The family kept it for all these years and took such good care or it because of that.%u00a0A well cared for and loved fridge.%u00a0It is a good one with faux wood trim and metal shelving. It keeps my food cold and frozen %u00a0(sometimes frozen when it shouldn’t be. The back top shelve %u00a0in the fridge has a few cold spots the might freeze whatever is there. My solution to that is to not stick things in the cold spots.) and is just as pretty as can be. Some people question it, don’t understand why I didn’t just buy a matching fridge to my stainless steal stove, but you know what, if you don’t like it, well I really don’t care. It makes me happy and I love it.

And to what goes on on the inside. To know me is to know what is inside of my refrigerator. It is always packed. There is and always will %u00a0be carrots, beets, lemon, cabbage, turmeric, greens, greens, and more greens in there. There will always be some hummus of some kind, mustard, bread dough, tofu,%u00a0and lots and lots of any and every veggies you can think of. Plus a bunch of %u00a0jars and container, which I have a bad habit of not placing lids on all the time, full of lentils and beans, rice, and quinoa. %u00a0There is usually a %u00a0baked sweet potato or some squash and more likely the not, tomatoes and plant milk. In the freezer, well that’s getting pretty empty now, but after harvest in the fall, it is packed to the brim with bags of frozen veggies. Now it has a few bags of veggies, frozen bananas and berries,flours, and nuts. But the fridge,%u00a0The fridge is always full. And it an get a little messy….

And now I it’s time to clean it out.%u00a0

I spot clean and straighten it out often. Usually before I pick up farm share I go through it and tidy up, make more space, and pull stuff out that needs to be eaten first. But that is just the surface cleaning. Stuff gets sticky, stuff gets stuck, and especially with veggies, stuff gets dirty.%u00a0%u00a0Spot cleaning has a place but it’s not cutting it anymore. It’s spring and it’s time for a full fledge deep clean.%u00a0

Now I know most people have their own methods for cleaning but here are a few tips and techniques that I have to tackle the beast.

-Prepare. You don’t want to just go at it without a plan and supplies. Get out your cleaning supplies. Grab a recycling can and a compost bucket, and have a big lean surface ready to place stuff on. The vacuum or a broom should be handy too.%u00a0

–Cleaning solutions. It is a fridge so you don’t want to be cleaning it with a bunch of chemicals. What I use is a vinegar solution. 50/50 white vinegar and water and a squirt of dish soup. It cleans, degreases, disinfects, and won’t kill you.%u00a0

–An empty sink or bathtub to wash all the drawers and shelving off.%u00a0

–A few clean containers. Just have them on hand,%u00a0with lids, to place stray things roaming around in there.%u00a0

–Clean from%u00a0%u00a0top to bottom. This avoids crap falling into something you already cleaned.

–Labels. Any containers that are not clear might benefit from a label. And if you tend to leave things in the fridge for a long time, a label for the date of opening is also a good idea.%u00a0

–Inventory. Knowing what is in the fridge is very important, this prevents food waste.

–Too many condiments. I don’t know how many times I have looked in peoples fridges and seen 5 different bottles of ketchup or Italian dressings open. Consolidate. %u00a0And if you don’t like it or don’t use it, get rid of it.

–Wipe it all down. Not just the fridge itself, but all the stuff going back into it. So many times I have stuck the soy sauce in the door and had it leaked all over.%u00a0

–Know your fridge and place accordingly. Most people don’t have super old fridges, but even the new ones have some quirks. Know if there are cold spots or dead zones or places that things get stuck and place food accordingly. Also think about where you are placing food. It don’t make sense to but the milk way in the back if you use it all the time.

–Under and behind. Don’t forget to clean under the fridge and behind the fridge. It will be dusty, maybe a little gross, but it must be done.

–Music. A good playlist is always going to make you better are cleaning.

As for the Use it Up Soup, do just that.%u00a0This is the perfect time to use up what you got. I know that I have way more veggies then the average person, but don’t let that stop you. You could even pull stuff out and fill in missing ingredients form the store if you want. And be creative, %u00a0pickled hot peppers, all the frozen veggies, any wilted greens. Even almost empty bottles of mustard. If you think it sounds good in soup,%u00a0use it up. Add some canned tomatoes and a handful of spice, you are gonna end up with something tasty.

. A clean fridge and soup, how can it get any better?%u00a0

The before. Veggies all over. Jars and containers stacked, with and without lids. A stray half of banana, and empty water bottle, and a half eaten salad in a bowl just having out. %u00a0The shelves are kind of gross. The veggie drawers are nasty, and I think almost everything is wet because I dumped over a container of tofu the other day and all the tofu water leaked all over…… This deep clean was a long time coming.

I always have so many bags and containers of veggies and beans in the fridge.

The stuff in the door too. This is actually a lot of crap. The last dinner party we had someone brought over salad dressings. The mr and I don’t use salad dressing,%u00a0but I guess it’s not so bad to have them here. The littles like them and I know that they will be eaten.

And the stuff that is going to be soup. I found a wrinkly parsnip, some celery, carrots, a few cooked potatoes, some cooked butternut squash and a half a kale and carrot salad. The jar of almost gone lentils, and jar of tomatoes.%u00a0Some ginger and turmeric root which is always is the fridge. A rutabaga, some cabbage, an onion,%u00a0and I also grabbed some frozen green beans and the rest of the frozen rhubarb ( resh rhubarb is on it’s way)%u00a0

I chopped it all up, tossed it into a big pot. Added some spices and %u00a0water and stuck it on the stove to cook away while I got to the cleaning.%u00a0

After. Clean fridge wand clean food. All organized and pretty.

The freezer before. It looks a little crazy but there really isn’t that much in there.%u00a0

After. I pulled it all out, wiped it down, and put it all back, organized, and wth lids (again, my bad habit of no lids)%u00a0

And all the while I was cleaning, the soup was cooking.

Clean refrigerator. Makes this lady happy here.%u00a0

And the reward for all of your cleaning. A big bowl of soup.

-C

Whether you are stuck at home because you have the flu or because you do not want to leave the house for fear of turning into a human popsicle, or maybe even you just don’t want to because this is the first weekend that you have no plans, no obligations, no parties, well then you are in good company.%u00a0

Unfortunately for me, I have to leave the house.%u00a0I have obligations, I am getting over the flu, and I am pretty sure I am going to turn into a popsicle because when -8 is the high for the day, well, it’s bound to happen.%u00a0

But lucky for me I already made the soup, in my fitful sicky, but able to think about and eat food again state. Yes I had the flu, or better yet, the stomach flu. And the stomach flu and food do not mix. Even the thought of food would send me reeling and it was just no good. I seriously thought I would never be able to think or better yet, eat food again without turning straight to the bucket.%u00a0But I will stop there because you don’t need to hear about my misery. Anyway, the death spiral subsided and food was no longer the enemy. I actually wanted (kinda of) to eat again. So food it was to be.

Because it was my first day back to food, I really wanted to take it super easy. (Before I made this soup I actually boiled a carrot until it was mush and ate that just to test my tummy)%u00a0%u00a0Nothing heavy, obviously hot and warming, not to spicy. %u00a0Just soothing and nourishing. And I didn’t really want think about it and worry about it and spend much time in the kitchen. Sure I could have bought a can of soup but actually no, canned soup is not for me. And I know the mr would have thrown something together for me but I was determined to be a slightly productive human and do something with my day even if it was minimal.%u00a0%u00a0I had to make the soup, I had to do it.%u00a0

This soup was exactly what I needed and could not have been any easier to make.%u00a0Chop up some shit, toss it into a pot, and walk away (or nap on the couch) for a little while. It can be done on the stove, in a slow cooker, or if you have a Instapot and want to do that, I should say go for it. And I am not saying this because I was starving, but %u00a0this was one dang fantastic tasting soup. Right in every way. It’s going on my semi permanent soup rotation for the next few months.%u00a0%u00a0%u00a0%u00a0

No bad after 48 hours of dying and no food. (stupid flu)

The stuff. Carrots, celery, a small rutabaga, and and onion. A red potato, a parsnip, some green been, garlic, canned tomatoes, navy beans, %u00a0thyme, rosemary, a bay leaf, and salt and pepper.

Note here that all this stuff was already in my house. Say you do not have a rutabaga or a parsnip, it’s totally fine. You can add%u00a0

Here is the hardest part. Chop it all up into little pieces. All of it all mixed together, just get it chopped.

And toss it all into a big pot with he green beans,%u00a0a handful of dried beans,%u00a0and the spices.

Add in the can of tomatoes

Then fill the pot with water.

Now stick the pot on the stove and bring to a boil then reduce heat to a little lower the medium and loosely cover with a lid.%u00a0

A couple hours later, once the beans are cooked and the veggies are tender, you got yourself a big ol’%u00a0pot of some fantastic home made, easy as can be, vegetable soup.%u00a0

Chunky, hearty, and easy as can be. And the best part is that I have left overs and we all know that left over soup is the best soup.%u00a0

Stay warm, don’t turn into a popsicle.

-C

Makes a big pot of soup

  • 2 carrots
  • 3 stalks of elery
  • 1 onion
  • 1 small rutabage
  • 1 red onion
  • 1 parsnip
  • 2 cups frozen green beans%u00a0
  • 1/2 cup navy beans
  • 3-4 cloves garlic
  • 1 28oz can %u00a0(no salt added)%u00a0crushed tomatoes
  • 1 teaspoon roasemary
  • 1 teaspoon thyme
  • 1 bay leave
  • salt and pepper
  • water

Note. You might not want rutabaga in this or you might want to add some cauliflour or peppers, so go for it. It’s a pretty adaptable soup so use what you got and like.%u00a0

Grab all you raw veggies, give them a quick wash, then chop them all up into bite sized pieces. Mince up the garlic.%u00a0Dump it all into a large heavy bottom pot. Add in the frozen green beans, the dried beans, the spices and the can of tomatoes. Add a pinch of salt and pepper and %u00a0enough water to cover the everything 3-4 inches.%u00a0

Place pot on stove, bring to a boil, then reduce heart to medium low and loosely cover wit a lid. Cook, giving it a stir once in a while, %u00a0for a least 1.5 hours ( can cook all day on long on simmer if you like)%u00a0%u00a0or until the beans are coooked through and the veggies have soften.%u00a0Add more water if needed.

Serve when you are ready to eat. Refrigerate leftovers.

It’s finally getting cold around here which I know some people are pretty bummed about but not me, I am ready for the days of it being cold and dreary (seriously).%u00a0These are the days that I like to hunker down and keep myself all warm and cozy. And what is more cozy then a big bowl of hot soup? Nothing I say. Or maybe a big cup of hot tea and a cozy blanket by the fire, but I don’t have a fire so soup it is.%u00a0

And I know a few of you people have a little pie pumpkin or two laying around from Halloween and are thinking ” what the heck am I going to do with it”. Well I got you here. You are going to make that pumpkin into something great and amazing that is not a dessert (because you are still working your way through all the Halloween candy). You will make it into soup and then you will eat it and then you will thank me later.%u00a0

The stuff. A little old sugar pumpkin, some red lentils, celery, a carrot, and an onion. A few heads of garlic, turmeric, coriander, cumin, and ginger, salt and pepper, and water to round it out.%u00a0

Start with dicing up the carrot, celery, onion and garlic.%u00a0

Into a heavy bottom pot they go. Stick the pot on heat to sweat the veggies a bit.

Dicing up the pumpkin. No fuss here, just chop it in half and scoop out the seeds (keep seeds to roast and %u00a0top soup with) then cut into little chunks.%u00a0

Grab the pot that the veggies are cooking in and toss in the pumpkin, the spices, the lentils, and the water. Give it a good stir and back to the stove.

All cooked, smelling and looking so good.

A smooth creamy delicious bowl of pumpkin warmth and goodness. A soup to take into the chilly days ahead.%u00a0

serves 3-5

  • 2 1/2 -3 cups diced pumpkin (one small sugar pumpkin)
  • 1/2 cup red lentils
  • 1 medium onion
  • 3-4 cloves garlic
  • 2 stalks celery
  • 1 carrot
  • 1 %u00a0teaspoons ginger
  • 1 teaspoon turmeric%u00a0
  • 1 teaspoon coriander%u00a0
  • 1 teaspoon cumin
  • 3-4%u00a0 cups water or veggie stalk
  • salt and pepper
  • olive oil
  • toasted pumpkin seeds for garnish (optional)

Start by dicing up the carrot, celery, onion and garlic. Toss into a large heavy bottom pot with a splash of olive oil. Place on medium heat to start cooking. Now grab pumpkin, cut in half, and remove all the seeds (reserve seeds for roasting) Dice up the pumpkin and toss into the pot with the veggies. Add in the spices, the lentils,3 cups of the water or stock, and a pinch of salt and pepper. Bring pot to a boil then reduce heat to low. Place lid on pot, but not tightly, and let the soup cook for about a 1/2 hour or until the pumpkin is fork tender.%u00a0

Once everything in the pot is all cooked up it needs to be blended. You can either transfer to a blender or use a emersion blender and blend until the soup is a silky smooth %u00a0Either way, be freaking careful cause the soup is hot! While you are blending, if you think you need to add more liquid, go for it. You can make this as thick or thin as you like.

And now soup time! Laddle into bowls, top with parsley and roasted pumpkin seeds (optional) and get to eating all the good.%u00a0

Place any leftovers in fridge and heat up later (makes a great breakfast soup)

I’ve gone on a complete split pea binge. I have been making it (or reheating it if I have left overs) every day for the last two weeks, no joke. (This lady needs her protein) I get home, grab what ever veggies I see first in the fridge, a few jars of some spices, the giant jar of dried peas, and make quick work of lunch. Chop chop, dump, splash, stir. I am a soup (stews and bisques too) master. Soup for lunch. Right in all ways and just needs to happen.

Sometimes I’ll make soup and it’s just good soup.%u00a0 Sometimes it will end up being really good .This soup, well this soup is really freaking awesome and is my new go to for split peas. Thick and creamy, mildly sweet from the parsnips and ginger, but mellow at the same time. Add a little or a lot of pepper (lots of pepper here) and you got yourself perfection.

Soup that warms you up from the inside out and leaves you happy and full.

Split pea for life!

The stuff. Dried split peas, parsnips, a carrot, and onion, some Italian seasoning, ground ginger, bay leaves, and salt and pepper. Also need water.

Chop the veggies. Smaller chunks are good, but don’t worry to much, it’s all getting blended up anyway.

Now toss all those veggies into a big heavy bottom pot and mix in all the spices. Stick o stove with a splash of water and turn up the heat to give the veggies and spices a few minutes alone to active all the goodness.

Once the smell hits you nose and the veggies look like they need some water, dump in the split peas and add enough water to completely cover everything plus a few extra inches. Bring the pot to a boil then turn down to low, stick a lid on pot, and let cook. Check an stir every 10 minutes or so. If it starts to look dry, add in another few cups of water.

Peas are soft, veggies are cooked and now soup is almost ready to go.

Just blend it until smooth. Take liberty hear and smooth it as much or as little as you like. Also if you want to thin it out, just add more water. Want to thicken it up, just cook for a little while longer. ( spit pea is so easy).

And that is it.

You know what to do from here.

Soup time!

Stay warm and have a great weekend.

-C

makes a large pot of soup that will feed 4-6

  • 1 pound dried split peas
  • 1 medium yellow onion
  • 1 large carrot
  • 1 pound (about 4-5) parsnips
  • 2 tablespoons Italian seasoning*
  • 2 teaspoons ground ginger
  • 2 bay leaves
  • salt and pepper
  • water

*Note. Italian seasoning is pretty basic and you probably have it, but if not you can make your own by mixing equal parts thyme, oregano, basil, and rosemary.

Start by rough chopping all the veggies and placing them in a large heavy bottom pot. Mix in the spices and bay leaves. Stick on the stove with a splash of water and cook for a few minutes to let the spices ans veggies heat up and smell all nice. Add in peas and enough water to completely cover everything in the pot plus a few inches. Bring to a boil, them turn heat to low, cover pot, and let cook for about 1/2 hour-45 minutes, checking and stir ever 10 minutes. If the soup seems to get too dry, just add in a few extra cups of water.

Once the veggies and peas are soft, turn heat off and using the blending device of your choice, blend until smooth. Season with salt and pepper to taste and eat hot but watch your tongue.

Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Oat Cookies — The Lovely Crazy

September 19, 2019 by maximios • Blog

One of the mr’s little brothers really likes peanut butter cookies. He is always asking me to make them for him so this past weekend, for his 24h birthday, I did just that. Peanut butter chocolate chip birthday cookies,%u00a0 Just for him. (I know, I am the best)

After rushing home the evening before to make this awesome cookies for the boy, I waited until a decent time the next day and I shot him a text.. “Happy Birthday! Where are you?, I want to bring you cookies!”. That was at noon. I get a text back around 3… “just woke up, I’ll come get them later.” (Sleeping until 3pm.. that must have been a crazy ass birthday morning!)

Well guess what. That little shit didn’t come get the cookie that I made all special like for him so now the mr has slowly been picking them off. And the mr. says that these cookies are like magic. That they are so freaking good, probably the best peanut butter cookie he has ever had.%u00a0 (he doesn’t usually say things like that about cookies so the really must be amazing)

So if you are reading this Qui.. you have a a few magic cookies left…but I can’t promise anything after tonight.%u00a0 The sister is coming over for dinner and I’ll just give them to her for dessert……….

The stuff. Rolled oats, peanut butter, brown sugar, sea salt and chocolate chips. Also a bit of baking soda, some vanilla extract and a bit of water.%u00a0 You need no flour, eggs or butter, these cookies are all about simple goodness.

Notes. Chunky or smooth peanut butter is cool here and you can use natural or skippy.. the skippy cookie will just be a bit sweeter. And the sea salt. If you don’t have sea salt, add a teaspoon of table salt to the cookie batter. The sea salt is for the tops of the cookies and you should NOT use table salt for that.

Start by sticking the oats into a food processor and blending until your oats become oat flour.

Then dump everything else in (water first), EXCEPT the chocolate chips.

And pulse until it all comes together into a yummy peanut butter cookie dough.

Dump the dough into a bowl and now mix in the chocolate chip.%u00a0 Once you do that, stop eating the dough and stick the bowl in the fridge for 10-15 minutes to slightly chill….%u00a0

After the bout in the fridge, grab your dough and scoop out like sized balls of dough and place them on baking sheet. Give each ball a smoosh (use a fork or your fingers) and sprinkle the tops with a small little pinch of sea salt (again, if you don’t have sea salt, so not use table salt… just skip this)

And into the oven they go…

Only until slightly golden brown and just starting to look almost done….. that’s when they are done (about 8 minutes)

Let the cookies cool for a minutes on the baking sheet then transfer to a wire rack to finish.

Super awesome and super duper duper good. Made with love and good intentions for a little shit… but left to be eaten by others

But really these are so easy and fast to make. I’ll probably just end up making the boy a new batch. (again, so nice)

Have a super duper day!

-C

Make about a dozen

  • 1 cup old fashion oats
  • 1/2 cup warm water
  • 1 heaping cup peanut butter (creamy or chunky)
  • 2/3 cup brown sugar
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 ish cup chocolate chips/chunks (the tiny chips work the best)
  • flaked sea salt (optional)

Note. Flaked sea salt is a perfect finish for the cookie but if you don’t have it or don’t want to use it, add a teaspoon of table salt to the cookie batter but don’t sprinkle the tops with it.

Place oats in food processor ans blend until it turns into flour. Add in water, pulse, then add in the rest, EXCEPT the chocolate chip.%u00a0 Pulse until a dough forms. Dump the dough into a bowl and now mix in the chocolate chips.

Stick the dough in the fridge for about 15-20 minutes…. In the mean time, do the dishes and a little cookie dance.

Preheat oven to 350.

With a scoop or spoon. scoop out your preferred sized cookies onto a baking sheet. Give each cookie ball a little smoosh with either a fork for a pattern or just your fingers. Sprinkle each smooshed cookie with a pinch of sea salt.

Stick the cookies in oven and bake for 8-9 minutes, until just barely golden brown. Remove from oven, let cool for a minutes then remove from sheet to cool on a wire rack.

Place a cookie or two on a plate, stash the rest away (or else you will eat them all) grab a nice cold glass of some milk situation or a pipping hot cup of coffee and sit down with a good book or even a smutty magazine (no judgment here), read, eat cookies and be happy.

Enjoy!

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