The bounty of spring is upon us. Asparagus is everywhere and I have been embracing it.. smelly pee and all.  And along with all my spring veggies and smells,  I have grabbing for more springy spices. I go through seasonal spice kicks, like cinnamon and ginger in the fall, curries and chills in the winter. And for spring, I am big on sumac. If you haven’t heard of it or tasted it, it kind of taste like a tangy salty lemon..without actually having any salt. And its a really pretty, a bright red, almost purple color. I use it on a lot of things, especially veggies and bean dishes, sometimes as a lemon replacer, but mostly to add another level of tangy flavor. It’s fantastic, really great for all those springy time dishes. Nice and bright!

 This dish is perfect made and eaten right away, but it’s one of those dishes that tastes even better the day after. Also it’s good and safe to serve room temperature. (think lunch box or a picnic!) And did I mention healthy? Protein packed quinoa and the lean green asparagus, I mean come on. You won’t feel an ounce of guilt for eating a hugmongo bowl of this stuff because you should, so it’s totally ok.

Eat away! 

The stuff of the stuff. Quinoa and asparagus for the base. Sumac, lemon, garlic, onion, salt and pepper and a little splash of oil for the dressing. 

Note. Sumac is not always the easiest spice to find. I know that its available online (what isn’t) and that some health food store or herbal apothecaries carry it, but i have ye tot see it at a conventional supermarket. And once you find it, buy a good amount cause you will also fall in love with it and use it on everything. 

     Start by making the dressing. You want to have it sit for at least 10 minutes. It will be perfect by the time the quinoa is done. Mince the garlic, dice the onion and juice the lemon. Stick it all into a jar with the sumac, a pinch of salt and pepper and about a teaspoons worth of olive oil. Stick a lid on the jar and shake shake shake. and let it sit.

Now you should make the quinoa.. Water and quinoa go into pot, high heat until boiling,  topped with a lid and set to simmer for about 15 minutes. 

When the quinoa is simmering, cook up the asparagus. Add a drizzle of oil, to a pan and a few splashes of water. Place trimmed and chopped asparagus to pan and sprinkle with salt. Cook on medium heat for about 8 minutes, or until cooked but still has a nice crunch to it. Take off heat and add the dressing to pan.  Let it sit and marinate for a few minutes.When the quinoa is tender, fluff with a fork and add to the skillet with the asparagus and dressing. Toss around to make sure all the quinoa gets dressed. Take a taste.. does it need a little salt and pepper? Add a pinch if it does.Pile into a bowl, add a bit of cracked pepper.. and eat.

Or… Idea! Make this dish and pack it into a jar. Maybe grab a baguette and some hummus os some other  tasty foods and take yourself and a friend out for a picnic. 

So much good .

Keep it real yo

-C

serves 3-4  as a side dish or 2 as a main meal. 

• 1 cup quinoa
• 2 cups water
• 8-10 asparagus 
• olive oil

For the Dressing

• 1 tablespoon sumac
• 1/2 small red onion
• 2-3 cloves garlic
• Juice of 1 jumbo lemon or 2 small lemons
• 2 teaspoons olive oil
• salt and pepper

Start but making the dressing. Mince the garlic and finely dice the onion. Place in a  jar with the sumac, the juice of the lemon, a pinch of salt and pepper, and a little splash of oil. Top the jar and shake the crap out of it for a minute. Let sit and meld. (This dressing can be made ahead of time and is fantastic on all sorts of everything)

In a large pot, add water, quinoa and a spindle of salt. Bring to a boil, cover , and reduce heat to simmer. Let cook for about 15 minutes or until water has completely absorbed.  When the quinoa gets going, trim the woody parts of the asparagus and chop the remain asparagus into inch long pieces. Toss into a lightly oiled skillet with a few splashes of water, sprinkle with salt and put on medium heat for about 8 minutes, or until asparagus is cooked, but still crispy. Take off heat and add the sumac dressing. Once the quinoa is done, fluff it with a fork and toss it with the sumac dressed asparagus. Scoop into a bowl, add some cracked pepper. Bring food to face and eat. 

Any leftover? This dish is fantastic serves cold or at room temperature.

It is June. Already. That was fast.

The week started off great. We spent Sunday in Belvedere with family. The weather was perfect. There were barely any life sucking mosquitoes. Not to sunny, no rain. We just hung out, ate food, walked to the water falls, and basked in the glories of the world. Not to mention Judah invented a watch cookie, Shannon read my telepathically read my mind and picked me up the heart shaped baking tins that I was thinking about at a garage sale, and Sophia. She ate all my broccoli. All the littles played without fighting. All the adults talked without fighting. It was really nice.

And then we came home and by Monday afternoon, the shit starting to hit the fan. First off, it was the week before the June first rental turnovers. Always a hectic week. Always a lot of running around. It has been especially crazy for the mr this year because he was dealing with not only our tenant turn over, but a bunch of other apartments for other landlords. Painting, getting rid of garbage, fixing broken things. That in itself was not the issue. The issue was Monday afternoon, after the mr had been working all day, pulled into one of our driveways with the car to grab some paint, got back into the car, and the key wouldn’t turn. And the wheel wouldn’t turn. The car was stuck. Our newish (3 1/2 year old) car. The mr spent more then an hour trying to turn the key. I sent more then an hour on the internet trying to figure out what the heck was wrong. In the end, the car was just left for the night, the mr hitched a ride, and we ended up getting the car towed to the garage. (Note that this is the second tow in within a week.) After getting off the phone with the mechanic the next day, we were told it was going to be a few days before they can even look at it because they were so busy. We were feeling pretty screwed. Luckily for us, my mom is awesome and lent us her truck which if she didn’t , well we would be stuck with the rental car that I rented one afternoon, drove home, had a massive anxiety attack about crashing (we are having bad car juju right now), turned around and returned. I just had a bad feeling about it. So yeah, I rented a car, for about an hour. They laughed at me. I laughed at me too. Then cried a little. HAHA.

By Thursday the shop was able to look at the car. After the mechanic took a look at the car, he told us the master cylinder was stripped and needed to be replace. Or better yet needs to be. Almost a week later. The car is still there. They had to order the part and it won’t be in until Tuesday. Yup. Just a week ago we were sitting pretty with a car and a sweet ass van and now, no cars. Oh, and the lawn mowers stopped working mid mowing. We think its the gas line or something.

Anyway. The week, hectic but not all bad. I found a bike on craigslist that I am going to fix up and call my new bike for a while (I am done bike shopping for the time being). Barb came over for a lunch and a walk one day. I made rainbows and popsicles another afternoon. Working at the studio was calm. That was nice. And the weather. I can’t complain about that at the least bit.

Then yesterday. June first. Tenant moving day. It was cray cray. New tenants moving in and out usually isn’t a big deal because most of the time our tenants are great and leave without issue. But yesterday the mr stopped over to check on all the apartments and found one in pretty awful condition. Long story short, we spent the day scrubbing filth and paint and hair (so fucking gross) off every surface then repainting the apartment while the new tenants were moving in. We did manage to have a little lunch picnic in th park with Miley and I took her on her first ever bike ride across town. That was good, but then it was back to the crazy apartment. Then we came home, ate dinner, cleaned our house, then passed the f out.

Today is going to be good. Why? I don’t know yet, but we need it to be. I am not looking for anything spectacular, maybe just to find a few new good books at the library. Maybe go the day without getting 100 mosquito bites. Or maybe even just be able to take a nap. Just a mellow day. Wish us luck.

Stuff I looked at and read about on the internet this week.

–There Is Too Much Stuff. I couldn’t agree more and I hate it. Too much stuff makes me so anxious. And maybe a little angry. The piles of shit just keep getting bigger. AAGGHHH!!!!

-As a person who makes a lot of mugs with handles, this is very important. I have kept myself up all night on many occasions just thinking about mug handles. Shape, feel, visual ascetics. So much goes into a well made mug handle. But it is worth it and when you have a good one, you know.. Let’s Talk About Mug Handles

–Why You Should Use a Wooden Spoon to Taste Your Food. What about a wooden fork, would that work too?

-Bad making bad worse. How pesticides can actually increase mosquito numbers

-Simple and clean… My kinda place. A HOLIDAY HOME IN PORTUGAL.

–Would you leave your life behind for a house you saw on Instagram? These people did. I love the instagram account CHEAP OLD HOUSE. And yes, I have definitely imagined buying half of them because some of them really are amazing. Maybe one of these day. Drafty windows and crumbling foundations don’t scare me.

–Your Walls Need This Whimsical Magnetic Wallpaper. I don’t need it, but oh boy would it be cool.

-If Ikea is doing it, then it’s for real. Everyone is going vegan. HAHAHAHA. Ikea’s Meatballs Will Officially Go Vegan This Fall

-As avid outdoors people, we really make evey effort to leave the outdoors exactly (if not better) as we found it. How to leave the great outdoors exactly how you found it. How pissed would you be if someone cam into your place and trashed it and moved things and picked at you?

-I eat beets eveyr single day and my pee has never turned pink but I know everyone I feed beets to pees pink. Hum? Why Do Beets Make Your Pee Turn Pink?

And pictures from the week

Well happy first day of fall to you! Are you as excited as I am? I am very very excited because well, cooler weather, shorter days, pretty trees, pumpkins, sweaters, and of course apples. All the apples!!

I am not going to lie, I was going to wait to do a big apple pick to start with my apple baking but this week the grocery store was selling apples form the orchard I am going to go picking from for a 77cents a pound!! I mean, I couldn%u2019t not buy 20 lbs right? Sure I felt a little guilty that they were not hand picked by me, but in a way they were because I did hand pick them form the store so that kind of counts? Plus I am still going apple picking, today in fact so not harm in having a shit ton of apples.

Anyway, so apple brownies. Why, because why not. Slightly chewy but soft, dense, full of all the cinnamon and apple walnut flavor one could want or need to feel all the feels of the apple season. Made them and fed them to the people and they were gone within a minute. Huge success in flavor and texture. and best part, it was slightly chilly out when I made them so the oven on was extra nice, and my house smelled amazing. Oh gosh, I am just so excited that it%u2019s fall, it%u2019s the best time of year!

And now I am for real going apple picking! I%u2019ll probably make these brownies again, just because you know, apples and I’ll probably come home with another 100 lbs or more so you know, I%u2019ll have the apples to do it.

The stuff. Apples. sugar, applesauce, cinnamon, and walnuts. Also some vegan butter, flour, baking powder, and baking soda.

FIrst, chop up the apples. And no, don%u2019t peel them, just chop, into little 1/2 inch cubes.

Butter and sugar get a good beat until light and fluffy (I read somewhere that when you beat the sugar with butter in brownies, it helps make that crisp, crackly top)

Fold in the apple sauce and cinnamon .

Like a galaxy of cinnamon goodness.

Then all the rest of the stuff: flour, baking soda and powder, salt, apples, walnuts, get folded in too until just incorporated.

Batter gets spread evenly in a greased and parchment lined pan. (There is parchment there, I was running low so it only covers the bottom of the pan. Better if it goes up the sides though.)

Then into the hot oven they go.

Popped out at just the right moment. See the top? A bit crisped crinkly, kind of like a brownie! Now pop them out of the pan and let cool completely. Or cool enough to cut. Or, cool enough to handle and eat%u2026..

There you go, apple walnut brownies.

And now you can officially enjoy the first day of fall because there is a lot of apple goodness in these brownies and what is fall without apples?!!

Have the best day.

-C

makes a 9×9 pan of apple goodness

• 1 1/4 cup all purpose flour

• 1 cup white sugar

• 1/2 cup vegan butter

• 1/2 cup applesauce

• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda

• 1/2 teaspoon baking powder

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1 tablespoon cinnamon

• 1/2 cup chopped walnuts

• 2 large Macintosh apples (about 2 cups chopped)

Preheat oven to 350

Core and dice apples into about 1/2 inch cubes . Measure out 2 cups ans eat any left over apple chunks. In a large bowl, beat together vegan butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Fold in the applesauce and cinnamon. In a smaller bowl whisk together the flour, salt, baking soda, and baking powder. Dump into wet mixture, along with the apples and walnuts and fold together until just evenly incorporated. Grease and parchment line a 9×9 baking sheet. Dump the batter into the pan and spread evenly then pop into oven and bake for 40- 45 minutes or until browned and a tester stuck in the middle comes out clean. Check after 35 minutes%u2026 you don%u2019t want to over bake! Once cooked all the way through, remove from oven and let cool for a few minutes. Once cool enough to handle, remove the brownies from the pan (you really need to line the pan with parchment to do this) and let cool completely on a wire rack. When they are cool (if you can wait that long because really, these are great eaten warm too.), cut and eat.

Store left overs in a airtight container for a day or two or freeze any extra. Great warmed and serves with a scoop of some ice cream or a yogurt situation.

I have very strong feelings for heart shaped baked goods. I think that everything, all year round, should be heart shaped. How lovely would that be? It would be ever so lovely, or I would think so anyway. And yes, ok, I was thinking about Valentines Day when I made these cupcakes but don%u2019t let that be the only reason you make a cupcake, cake, or any other baked good into the shape of a heart or pink for that matter.. Hearts are just so sweet and cute and dare I say cuddly? (Can you cuddle baked goods? Let me know if you have and do. We should talk about that). And pink is just a fantastic color, especially when it is the color of the flavor. Purple-y pink equals a taste like berry so all just makes sense.

Anyways. Cupcakes. Made with nutty almond meal to taste all nutty, frosted with blackberry and clementine frosting which is a pairing that all party and non party people will love. A down right deeelightful combination that will, no matter your circumstance in life, make you smile. Because lets get this clear, these cupcakes might look all lovey dovey and Valentines Day-e and are very much a perfect Valentines Day treat, but also can be an everyday, run of the milll, straight up any day, all day cupcakes. Valentines Day does not own the heart or pink.

These cupcakes are for you to love and you don%u2019t need to worry if they love you back. That would be weird.

Slightly off topic thought. How awesome would it be if someone made a cute little teddy bear that when you squeezed it it would scream %u201cWHAT THE HELL! GET OFF ME!%u201d Hahahaha. That would be amazing.

To the cupcakes!

The stuff. Flour, almond meal, baking soda, baking powder, salt, sugar, soy milk, oil, vanilla extract, and apple cider vinegar. Also some blackberry jam, powdered sugar, some vegan butter, and a clementine.

In a big bowl, whisk together the granulated sugar, flour, almond meal, salt, baking powder, and baking soda.

Add in the oil, vanilla, milk, and apple cider vinegar. Mix until fully incorporated.

And that is some mixed batter.

Scoop the batter into well greased muffin tins. I used to different shapes and sizes because I wanted too. You can do the same, just be aware different sizes will cook at different times.

And into the hot oven they go.

Baked, popped out of the tins, and cooling to cool.

Frosting time. Butter, clementine zest, and jam mixed together makes for the prettiest color.

Add in the powdered sugar and juice of the clementine and beat with a beater.

Pretty pink frosting. All natural.

And now that the cupcakes are cooled (you must wait until they are completely cooled) get them frosted.

And of course, adding sprinkles will only make them that much better.

And now you got the cupcakes which makes it cupcake time.

Look at that smile. Thats a smile just for cupcakes, not at all because I told him too.

Happy happy.

-C

Makes 12-16 cupcakes (depending on size)

• 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour

• 1/2 cup almond meal

• 1/3 cup neutral oil

• 1 1/4 cup almond milk

• 3/4 cup white sugar

• 1 teaspoon baking soda

• 1 teaspoon baking powder

• 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1 teaspoon vanilla or almond extract

• For the frosting

• 3 tablespoons blackberry jam or preserves with or without seeds

• 2- 2 1/2 cups powdered sugar

• 4 tablespoon vegan butter

• 1 clementine (zest and some juice)

Preheat oven to 350.

In a large bowl whisk together the flours, salt, baking soda and powder and sugar until fully combines. In a separate bowl mix together the oil, milk, vinegar, and vanilla. Pour into the dry and mix, by hand, until full incorporated. Scoop batter into well greased muffin tins (heart or other shape up to you) and place into oven for 13-18 minutes (shorter time for smaller cupcakes, longer for larger sized) or until lightly browned and a tester stuck into a cake comes out clean. Pull from oven when done and pop from tin. Place on a wire rack to cool.

While cakes are cooling, make frosting. Beat together the butter, zest of the clementine, and jam. Add in the sugar and the juice and beat until fully incorporated. If the consistency is to thin, add a little more sugar, to thick, more clementine juice or if out of juice, a splash of milk.

Once cupcakes are full cooled, frost, add sprinkle if you would like, and then the only thing left to do is eat them.

Eat cupcakes, store left overs in an air tight container in the fridge for up to a week.

I have been making at least one cake, if not 3, a week for the past month. Last week I did not have a cake that I needed.to make, so what did I do? I made a cake.

I might have an alternative motive here, I have started my winter squash stash, and already it is looking pretty impressive. I have delicata, acorn, kombucha, and sugar pumpkins littered all over the house. As of now I think I have a count of about 27. Some came fro the garden, some from (and still coming, all winter long) from farm share, and some came from when they went on sale at the grocery store and I filled the shopping cart up. The cashier checking me out thought I was crazy, but I get that a lot. (Like when I buy 20 heard os cabbage.. it%u2019s like I scare them) The alternative motive is that some of the squashes don%u2019t have the shelf life of some of the others so I need to get on to eating the ones that don%u2019t last as long, like the delicata and pumpkins, which I am doing, gladly might I add. So while I am eating those, I figured I would use up an acorn squash for cake because well, I don%u2019t want to have a million acorn squash laying around and I am just too busy eating the pumpkins to get the acorn. And this is why I made an acorn squash cake.

What does acorn squash cake tase like? Basically like pumpkin cake. Every time I make any sweet thing with any squash other then pumpkin, no one really seems to notice the difference, but that is not to say there isn’t one. I would say that acorn has a slightly sweeter and nutter flavor then pumpkin so you might get a more flavorful flavor out of an acorn squash. And really, if you like pumpkin, your gonna like the acorn. And people love them some maple frosting so smothering that along with walnuts on this cake, well I know made some people really really happy.

That%u2019s the real reason why I made this cake. To make some people happy. Jeeze, I am just so nice. Ha HA!

The stuff. A roasted acorn squash. flour, baking soda and baking powder, spices of cinnamon, ginger and a pinch of nutmeg, salt, oil, soy milk, brown sugar, white sugar, and a little apple cider vinegar.

Start by pureeing your squash If you haven%u2019t already which basically involved removing seeds and skin (save seeds to rest, eat skin, it delicious) and blending the squash until smooth.

You are now ready to cake. Add squash puree and oil into bowl with the sugars and mix until completely combined. Whisk together all the dry ingredients then add in the sugar, squash, oil mixture to the wet along with the milk and apple cider vinegar. Mix until just combined then stop mixing so you don%u2019t over mix.

Batter then gets poured evenly into two greased and lined cake pans.

And into the oven they go.

Golden brown and smelling all nice and cozy. A tester in the middle making sure that they are cooked completely.

Cakes get popped out of pans and and placed on a rack to cool completely. In the mean time, make the frosting. Powdered sugar, salt, vegan butter, maple syrup, and maybe a splash of soy milk (you might or might not need it). And don%u2019t forget the walnuts.

Sugar, salt, butter, and maple get beaten together until creamy and smooth.

Toasted walnuts get chopped into bits.

And now it%u2019s cake assembly time. Place one completely cooled layer on a cake plate and spread half the frosting on top. Sprinkle with half the chopped nuts. Place second layer on, spread rest of frosting on top, and sprinkle with the rest of the nut.

Now eat.

Enjoy the fall weekend and all the squash.

-C

makes and 8 inch 2 layer cake

For the Cake

• 2 1/4 cups all purpose flour

• 1/2 cup white sugar

• 1/2 cup brown sugar

• 1/3 cup neutral oil

• 2 cups acorn squash puree*

• 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

• 1 teaspoon baking soda

• 1 teaspoon salt

• 1 tablespoon cinnamon

• 1 teaspoon ginger

• pinch of nutmeg

• 1 1/2 cups plant milk (I used soy)

• 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

  For the frosting

• 3 cups powdered sugar

• 1/2 cup earth balance or any vegan butter

• 1/2 cup real maple syrup

• 1/4 teaspoon salt

• 1-2 teaspoons plant milk (if needed)

• 1 cup toasted walnuts

Note. For acorn squash puree. roast an acorn squash by place entire squash into oven at 425 degree for about 1/2 hour or until fork tender. Once cooked, cut in half, let cool a few minutes, then scoop out all the seeds. Remove skin and blend the squash until smooth.

Preheat oven to 350

Place brown and white sugar into bowl along with the oil and squash puree. Mix until completely incorporated. In a larger bowl, mix together the flour, baking soda and powder, salt, and spices. Pour wet mixture into dry almond with the soy milk and apple cider vinegar. Mix until just completely incorporated then stop to prevent over mixing.

Grease and parchment line two 8 inch cake pans. Pour batter evenly between pans then place into oven for 30-35 minutes or until Depp golden brown and a tester stuck into middle of cakes comes out clean. When it%u2019s done, remove from oven, let cook a few minutes, then remove from cake pans. Place on a wire rack o cool completely.

While cake is cooling, make the frosting. Beat together the powdered sugar, salt, maple, and earth balance until nice and creamy. If the frosting seems to thick, add a splash of milk, to thin, add a 1/4 cup more of powdered sugar.

Chop walnuts into small bits if they are not already.

Once cakes are completely cooled, assemble. Place first layer on cake plate and spread 1/2 the frosting onto first layer and sprinkle on half of the chopped walnuts. Place on second layer, spread the rest of the frosting on top, and sprinkle on the rest of the nut. And that is it. Now you just need to eat it.

Store any left overs in for a day on the counter, but any longer place in an airtight container in the fridge. I even froze a few pieces and the mr loved them frozen to if you like frozen cake%u2026..

This is a conversation that I imagine will be taking place in the near future.

Me- “Why, Mr. President,, I hear that you think peas have no place in a frozen cocktail drink%u2026 but, excuse me if I am being to frank., but you would, in fact, be wrong.”

He would then reply

“Oh man, you are so right!%u00a0Why don’t you come have dinner with me , Michelle and the kids. We (or the%u00a0kitchen staff) can make these amazingly%u00a0awesome slushies (virgin of course for the kids) and walk around the house.%u00a0%u00a0Michelle will show you the gardens and I’ll show you all of my%u00a0secrets hiding places. %u00a0And don’t worry about driving home, you can crash in one of the spare rooms.”

And then we are all best friends and I go to there house for BBQ’s and make them dinner. My%u00a0mr. and Obama will play basketball and talk about beer and I will%u00a0go to workout classes and garden with Michelle..

It’s totally going to happen…

But for real, this slushy drink, it is sooooo good!!! How can anything blueberry mint not be. And sure , peas might seem like a%u00a0strange ingredient in drink, but trust me, they are not. Peas have such a nice lovely flavor that bring a%u00a0little sweetness, a little creaminess, and a tiny bit of earthiness%u00a0%u00a0to the slushy. And the booze, well that just makes it all the better. Plus,%u00a0with it being the holiday weekend and pretty freaking%u00a0hot (I know that the folks down south are melting) any and all drinks should be made in a slushy form.%u00a0

So no matter how you feel about peas in other stuff (guacamole is fantastic with or without)%u00a0Don’t knock it until you try it!. That’s you too Mr. President!

Good time stuff. Frozen blueberries, frozen peas and a few shots of rum.* Fresh mint, lime juice and some plain bubbly water.%u00a0

* Note.Rum can be replaced with gin, vodka or any hard alcohol you think you might like%u2026 or no booze at all.

And here it goes%u2026%u2026.Everything but the bubbly water goes into the blender.

Blend it all up until you get a thick icy slush. Add in a little splash of%u00a0water if you need to to get it moving. Turn blender off when it’s slush.

Now add in the bubbly water and watch it fizz.%u00a0Turn the blender back on for%u00a0another few seconds, just until it’s%u00a0mixed up and all drinkable slushy like.%u00a0

Pour into glasses, garnish with a mint leave, and serve with a%u00a0bright colored straw.

There is no doubt that peas belong in this%u00a0drink! Soooo F*ing good!!!!

Happy Friday and Happy 4th!

And don’t be stupid.%u00a0 No sloppy%u00a0drinking and playing with firecrackers. Fingers and faces don’t grow back!

-C

• 2 1/2 Cups frozen blueberries
• 1/2 cup frozen peas
• 4-6 oz of white rum*
• juice of 1 lime
• 1 1/2 cups plain seltzer water or club soda%u00a0
• 5 large mint leaves plus a few for garnish if you please.
• 1-2 teaspoons liquid%u00a0sweetener of you choosing%u00a0(optional. I used none)

*Note. you can use any liquor or no liquor you want.

Place all ingredients besides the bubbly water into a blender and blend until combined and thick and slushy (add a splash of water to get thing moving if needed). Stop the blending, add in the bubbly water and turn%u00a0blender back on for just long enough to mix everything all up.

Pour into glasses and garnish with a mint leaf and a pretty straw.

Keep away from children%u2026unless its booze free, then go for it

I know that sometime some of the foods that I eat might seem a little strange to people. But think about it. Isn’t there something that you eat that other people think is kinda weird or that you know might be a little on the strange side and yet you love it.%u00a0

So apple lentils. I know some people think it’s weird, but trust me, it’s not, it’s actually pretty freaking magical. Lentils, especially red lentils, have a mild, nutty flavor that make them perfect to use in any type of dish, sweet or savory. And so nutritional value, with protein up the wazoo, these little guys are mega fantastic and yeah. SO don’t knock it till you try it.

Now first off, YAY for apple season!!! Aren’t we just so happy for fresh delicious apples? I am, so much so that I have made up a super cool apple jig where my head bobs up and down and my legs shift and convulse all over the place. ( could be mistaken for a seizure) It’s a sight to see for sure.%u00a0 And a second YAY for warm food again. The past week or two I have been waking up to temps in the 50’s giving the world just enough chill for a cozy morning sweater, a throw blanket and a nice hot bowl of breakfast porridge. (It also taste fantastic made ahead then eaten cold if the world decides to get warm again) My morning have been great, all cuddled on the couch with a book. my coffee, ad a bowl of apple lentil porridge. Best way to start the day.

The stuff. An apple, some red lentils, water, and some cinnamon. You can also add some maple or brown sugar to the mix if you want more sweetness.

Firstly, water ans lentils go into a pot and placed on the stove until the the water is boiling.

While that is happening, chop up you apple.%u00a0 Big pieces, little pieces, or both. I like both because the smaller pieces kinda of dissolve in the lentils and the bigger chunks will keep shape.

So once your lentils have started to boil, dump inmost (save a little bit to toss on after the lentils are cooked)%u00a0 of the chopped up apple and a good pinch or two of cinnamon. Mix it all around and place back on heat on low so simmer and cook.

Soft and all cooked to perfection. Gorgeous.

Dump the porridge into a bowl, add on the left over chunks of apples and give it another good sprinkle of cinnamon.

Breakfast of champions right here.

And because it’s what I eat every day…I am a champion.

You can be one too! (just eat some lentils)

-C

Makes one serving but can easily be double

• 1/2 cup dried red lentils
• 1 cup water
• an apple ( mac, honey crisp, paula red are good varieties)
• 1 teaspoon or so of cinnamon

Optional… Add a little sweetener like maple or brown sugar if you want

Stick water and lentils go into a pot and bring to a boil. Chop apple into pieces, some big, some small or all the same size. Once the lentils are boiling, dump in most of the chopped apple (save about 1/4 of it for later) into the pot and sprinkle with cinnamon. Stir around, reduce heat to a low and cook until the lentils are soft (about 10 minutes) Once they are cooked, taste and decide if you need sweetener. If you do, add a teaspoon or two of whatever in now and mix around then,transfer the lentil goodness into a bowl, toss on remaining apple chunks, sprinkle with cinnamon, and go to town.

Spoon to mouth. Happiness.

Peaches are here. YAY!!! Peaches are for sure one of those fleeting fruits, one that once in season, you need to eat as many fresh as you can because once they are out of season, they are not good. Not good at all. And me being me, I see peaches, I buy a shit load, and now I have a fridge drawer full. Not complaining in the slightest, but peaches cannot sit around all summer waiting to be eaten. So if you are going to buy a shit load, know what you are going to do with them all.

My peaches, well they haven%u2019t had to wait long. I have been eating at least a peach a day and%u2026 I made these bars with a few. Sharing my peaches, thats what I do. HA.

These almond peach shortbread bars. Fantastic A+ on all fronts. Easy to make, not a whole heck of a lot of ingredients, make the house smell amazing, and really kick off the peach, summer vibe thing that goes on around here.

‘%u201cMillions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of Peaches, peaches for free%u201d %ud83c%udfb6 (Peaches by The Presidents of the United States of America. If you have%u2019t head the song, look it up. I don%u2019t think I can even look at a peach without hearing the song in my head.)

Now to the peach almond shortbread bars!

The stuff. Peaches, almonds, vegan butter, brown sugar, flour, cinnamon, salt, and baking powder.

Easy peasy. Almonds go in to food processor first. Blend and pulse for a minute or two until they turn into a medium fine almond meal. (Don%u2019t over blend or you will end up with almond butter.) When almonds are ground, add in the flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, and sugar. Pulse until combined. Then add in the butter in chunks and pulse until dough just starts to come together.

Half the dough goes into a 9×9 baking pan. Smooshed evenly all over the bottom poke it with a fork. Then it just needs to go into the oven to bake. 15-18 minutes or so, just until it starts to brown a bit.

Peaches need to be cut so cut them up. !/2 inch thick slices, after the pits be removed of course.

Blinded baked bottom. Looks good yeah? Let it cool for a few minutes and then it gets peaches. Three rows, all over lapping and nestled together.

The top gets the remaining half of dough and is now it%u2019s ready for the oven. Another 40-ish minutes or so to really seal the deal.

Taken from the oven when golden brown, cooled, cut up, and placed on a pretty plate because pretty is nice.

I am pretty sure you figured out what to do next%u2026. EAT IT!

-C

makes a 9×9 pan which can be cut Into the sizes of your choice

• 1 cup vegan butter

• 1 cup packed brown sugar

• 2 cup cup all purpose flour

• 1 cups raw almonds

• 1 teaspoon baking powder

• 1 teaspoon salt

• 3 large firm peaches

• 1 heaping teaspoon cinnamon

Preheat oven 350

Place almonds into a food processor and pulse and blend until a fine meal has formed. It should take only a minute or two and stop half way and scrape the edges and sides do the almonds don%u2019t start to form a paste. Add in the flour, salt, baking powder, cinnamon,and sugar and pulse until combined. Add in the vegan butter in a few chunks and pulse until the mixture turns into a crumbly dough. Stop pulsing and dump mixture into big bowl.

Take half of the mixture and place into a 9×9 baking pan. Evenly distribute and press the dough into the bottom. Take a fork and poke the dough all over then place the pan in the oven. Bake for 15-17 minutes or until the dough just starts to lighly brown. Remove from oven.

While the bottom crust is cooling off for a few minutes, slice peaches into 1/2 inch slices. Obviously make sure to remove pit.

Now take your half baked crust and layer peaches evenly on top. It is easies to start at the top, make three rows across and then layer the peaches down (like in the picture above). Once peaches are layered, grab the remaining half of dough and evenly distribute on top. Place back into oven and bake for another 40-45 minutes or until the crumble on top is a nice deep golden brown.

Remove from oven, let coo completely (or as completely as you can) cut into pieces, and then you eat it.

Left over pieces should be placed in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 5 days. They freeze well individually wrapped too.

blind back for about 15 minutes of until the crust is starting to brown around the edges

bake for another 30 minutes

I have very strong feelings for heart shaped baked goods. I think that everything, all year round, should be heart shaped. How lovely would that be? It would be ever so lovely, or I would think so anyway. And yes, ok, I was thinking about Valentines Day when I made these cupcakes but don%u2019t let that be the only reason you make a cupcake, cake, or any other baked good into the shape of a heart or pink for that matter.. Hearts are just so sweet and cute and dare I say cuddly? (Can you cuddle baked goods? Let me know if you have and do. We should talk about that). And pink is just a fantastic color, especially when it is the color of the flavor. Purple-y pink equals a taste like berry so all just makes sense.

Anyways. Cupcakes. Made with nutty almond meal to taste all nutty, frosted with blackberry and clementine frosting which is a pairing that all party and non party people will love. A down right deeelightful combination that will, no matter your circumstance in life, make you smile. Because lets get this clear, these cupcakes might look all lovey dovey and Valentines Day-e and are very much a perfect Valentines Day treat, but also can be an everyday, run of the milll, straight up any day, all day cupcakes. Valentines Day does not own the heart or pink.

These cupcakes are for you to love and you don%u2019t need to worry if they love you back. That would be weird.

Slightly off topic thought. How awesome would it be if someone made a cute little teddy bear that when you squeezed it it would scream %u201cWHAT THE HELL! GET OFF ME!%u201d Hahahaha. That would be amazing.

To the cupcakes!

The stuff. Flour, almond meal, baking soda, baking powder, salt, sugar, soy milk, oil, vanilla extract, and apple cider vinegar. Also some blackberry jam, powdered sugar, some vegan butter, and a clementine.

In a big bowl, whisk together the granulated sugar, flour, almond meal, salt, baking powder, and baking soda.

Add in the oil, vanilla, milk, and apple cider vinegar. Mix until fully incorporated.

And that is some mixed batter.

Scoop the batter into well greased muffin tins. I used to different shapes and sizes because I wanted too. You can do the same, just be aware different sizes will cook at different times.

And into the hot oven they go.

Baked, popped out of the tins, and cooling to cool.

Frosting time. Butter, clementine zest, and jam mixed together makes for the prettiest color.

Add in the powdered sugar and juice of the clementine and beat with a beater.

Pretty pink frosting. All natural.

And now that the cupcakes are cooled (you must wait until they are completely cooled) get them frosted.

And of course, adding sprinkles will only make them that much better.

And now you got the cupcakes which makes it cupcake time.

Look at that smile. Thats a smile just for cupcakes, not at all because I told him too.

Happy happy.

-C

Makes 12-16 cupcakes (depending on size)

• 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour

• 1/2 cup almond meal

• 1/3 cup neutral oil

• 1 1/4 cup almond milk

• 3/4 cup white sugar

• 1 teaspoon baking soda

• 1 teaspoon baking powder

• 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

• 1/2 teaspoon salt

• 1 teaspoon vanilla or almond extract

• For the frosting

• 3 tablespoons blackberry jam or preserves with or without seeds

• 2- 2 1/2 cups powdered sugar

• 4 tablespoon vegan butter

• 1 clementine (zest and some juice)

Preheat oven to 350.

In a large bowl whisk together the flours, salt, baking soda and powder and sugar until fully combines. In a separate bowl mix together the oil, milk, vinegar, and vanilla. Pour into the dry and mix, by hand, until full incorporated. Scoop batter into well greased muffin tins (heart or other shape up to you) and place into oven for 13-18 minutes (shorter time for smaller cupcakes, longer for larger sized) or until lightly browned and a tester stuck into a cake comes out clean. Pull from oven when done and pop from tin. Place on a wire rack to cool.

While cakes are cooling, make frosting. Beat together the butter, zest of the clementine, and jam. Add in the sugar and the juice and beat until fully incorporated. If the consistency is to thin, add a little more sugar, to thick, more clementine juice or if out of juice, a splash of milk.

Once cupcakes are full cooled, frost, add sprinkle if you would like, and then the only thing left to do is eat them.

Eat cupcakes, store left overs in an air tight container in the fridge for up to a week.

For a quite a while now (like at least a year)%u00a0%u00a0the mr and I have had a standing Tuesday night dinner date with my sister Shannon. It’s been great. We don’t get to see each other as much as we would like so having a day where we can catch up and hang out is really nice. Plus, I get to make her dinner and I love to make her food cause she really likes the stuff I make.

%u00a0Well over the course of the past month we have not had our Tuesday dinners (always her fault%u2026 sick kids or some shit)

But last week, I was determined. I miss my sister and was real pumped to make her some food. So I sent her a text a few days before, saying dinner for sure no excuses! Then texted her again that Tuesday morning%u2026 just to make absolutely sure%u2026. And she said yes Hooray! Sister time, I was excited.

But then sometime around lunch she sent me this %u00a0″I know I am really lame, but going to have to cancel tonight.”.

Thoughts that ran through my head.. “That BITCH!.. and What the FU*K!.. and can she be anymore of a butt hole?”

But it ok, I get it. She is constantly working and taking care of monsters (the kids) and things happen.%u00a0%u00a0I am really not mad, I just really miss my sister, So whatever, she canceled, but I still wanted to make what I planned on making and that’s %u00a0what I did. These enchiladas, so freaking good, ! And it’s really to bad that she ditched us cause I know that she would have been all up in these.

So it’s Tueday again. I talked to her last night. She says we are on for dinner tonight%u2026 My hopes are high, but I think I am going to have a back up dinner plan. And if she cancels tonight, I am going to spray paint boobs on her front door.

I’ll let you know how it goes.

Now to the enchiladas!

The stuff. Pumpkin of course!.plus the seeds in that pumpkin. We also need black beans, red onion, garlic and kale. Paprika, cumin, chili powder, salt pepper and olive oil %u00a0Thats for the filling. Now for the sauce we need tomatillos, another onion, jalaepnos, lemon, parsley (I wanted to use cilantro, but couldn’t find any so you can use either) We are going to use salt, pepper and oil in this too. And some tortillas to wrap it all in!

First off, turn the oven on to 400.

Now grab the tomatillos and remove the outer skins. Chop up the white onion and the jalape%u00f1os and toss everything into a lightly oiled skillet. Sprinkle l with a bit of salt and stick it into the oven to roast.

Now we need the seeds from the pumpkin so slice the pumpkin in half and remove all the seed and guts.%u00a0

Gather the seeds, rinse and dry them and toss them into a lightly oiled skillet (or baking sheet) and stick those into the oven too.

While the stuff is in the oven roasting, grab a chunk of pumpkin (with skin on, or if you want you can peel it, but it really is pointless) and shred.. and shred until you have about 2 1/2- 3 cups worth or pumpkin. Also , small dice the red onion and mince up the garlic while you are at it.

Place the onion and garlic in lightly oiled skillet and cook for a few minutes, then toss in the pumpkin with a few splashed %u00a0of water. Cook a bit longer until the pumpkin is starting to become tender. Now toss in the spices and the beans and mix it all around.

And lastely, chop up the kale and mix that into the skillet as well.%u00a0

After the filling is made, the stuff in the oven is most likely done. When the tomatillos and onions are all soft and roasted and the seed are golden brown and crunchy remove them from the oven.

Pour the roasted tomatillos noon and peppers, the juice of the lemon, a handful of roasted seeds, and the fresh herbs into a blender with a drizzle of olive oil and blend until smooth.

Now all the stuff is ready to go.

A big scoop of pumpkin bean mixute in a tortilla. Wrap it up and stick into pan seam down (I used the same skillet that I roast the tomatillos in)%u00a0.%u00a0Repeat until stuff is gone (make sure the enchiladas are all nice and snug)%u00a0then pour sauce all over.(you can use all the sauce or save a little for to serve with)

And into the oven goes!

After about 20 minute, the sauce is thick, the edges of the wraps are a little crispy, and it is all ready for eating

Garnish with more roasted seeds and some chopped up green stuff!

%u00a0And eat you heart out!

And this is why you don not want to cancel dinner plans with me!

Happy Tuesday People!

-C

• 1 small sugar pie pumpkin (only going to use about 3 cups shredded so you are going to have some left over,Maybe Pie?)
• 2 cups cooked black beans
• 1 small red onion
• 3-4 cloves garlic
• few kale leaves
• 1-2 teaspoons Paprika*
• 1-2 teaspoons chili powder*
• 1-2 teaspoons cumin*
• salt and pepper to taste
• 5-6 medium sized flour torilttas (or any kind you like)

For the Tomatillo Sauce

• 1 pint tomatillos %u00a0
• 1 medium yellow onion
• 1-2 jalape%u00f1os %u00a0(or none if you don’t want them)
• 1 lemon
• handful of toasted pumpkin seeds%u00a0
• A bunch of fresh cilantro or parsley%u00a0
• salt and pepper to taste
• olive oil%u00a0

*Use a teaspoon of each, taste, then add more if you want%u2026 I like a lot of spice so I used a lot.%u00a0

Preheat oven to 400

Chop your pumpkin in half and coop out the seeds. Rinse them, dry them and toss them onto a lightly oiled skillet or baking pan and stick into the oven to roast until golden brown and crispy, giving them a little stir after about 15 minutes %u00a0%u00a0Should take about 20-30 minutes.%u00a0

For the sauce …

Grab the tomatillos, the yellow onion, and the jalape%u00f1os. Remove papery skins from the tomatillos and toss into a lightly oiled skillet. Cut the jalape%u00f1os in half (remove seeds and ribs) and chop up the onion into a few chunks. Toss that into the skillet too. Sprinkle with salt and stick that into the oven . Cook until tomatillos are soft, (stab them with a fork, if they kind of pop, they are done)%u00a0and the onion iand pepper is tender.. about 25-30 minutes. %u00a0 When done, remove form oven, let cool for a few minutes, then transfer to a blender. Add in a handful of toasted pumpkin seeds, the juice of the lemon,, and the pare sly or cilantro. Blend until smooth.%u00a0

For the filling… (I do this while the stuff is in the oven)

%u00a0Grab the red onion dice it small, and grab the garlic and mince it and toss into a skillet.%u00a0%u00a0Drizzle with a tiny oil. and a pinch of salt and place on the stove on medium low heat to soften a bit.%u00a0%u00a0Take a chunk of pumpkin and shred it until you get about 2 1/2- 3 cups of pumpkin. Toss the shredded pumpkin into the skillet with the cooking onion and mix in the spices and a splash or two on water. Let cook on stove for about 8-10 minutes, or until pumpkin is slightly tender. Now mix in the beans and chop up the kale leaves into little pieces and toss that in too. Mix it all around and remove from heat.%u00a0.

To assemble.%u00a0

Take a big scoop of the filling and place in a flour tortilla. Roll up and place,seem down,%u00a0into a skillet or roasting pan (I used the skillet I roasted the tomatillos in) Repeat until you have used up all the filling. The enchiladas should be snug.

Now pour the sauce all over eht op, spreading it over the sides. You can use all the sauce you made, or save little for serving)

Place into oven and bake for about 20 minutes or until the sauce is starting to become a lithe golden brown. Remove, let cool for a few minutes, and finsih with a handful of toasted pumpkin seeds and some pretty green stuff.

And eat. A fork an knife are handy.